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-Welcome back to Channel 7 "Eyewitness News."
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Still working on that slogan.
-I prefer mine.
"News: It's what's happened recently."
-In just a minute, we'll throw it over to Felix Cruz
with sports.
-I got all the scores for you, baby,
except baseball and football.
-But first it's the live drawing of tonight's Powerball
lotto jackpot.
-Let's go to Shonda at the lottery headquarters.
-And I'm Shonda, and the first ball up is 3.
The next...is 7.
The next...is 9.
And the last...is "J."
Making tonight's winning numbers 3-7-9-J.
Back to you, Jim.
-Shonda, I don't think there's supposed to be letters
in the lotto drawing.
-Yeah, give us a second on that.
In the meantime, let's go to Ronda with the numbers
for tonight's double play.
-And thank you. I'm Ronda.
Tonight's double-play jackpot is money.
And the first ball up is 3.
The next...is 4,000.
The next...is blank.
And the last is Milwaukee Bucks.
Making tonight's winning numbers
3-4,000-blank- Milwaukee Bucks.
Back to you, Jim.
-The numbers aren't supposed to go above 10.
-Yeah, and there was a blank in there?
-I also think that one of the balls from the NBA draft
might have gotten mixed in.
Maybe there's an issue with the tubes feeding the balls up?
-Well, let's go back to Shonda,
who I'm told has the correct numbers this time.
Shonda?
And I'm Shonda, and you're watching lotteries.
The first ball up is...3.
The next is...meatball.
The next is... meatball.
And the last is...bread.
Making tonight's lucky numbers 3-meatball-meatball-bread.
Back to you, Jim.
-Okay, those are the ingredients of a meatball hero.
-Yeah, that's what I ordered for lunch.
-Maybe the lottery tube got switched with the tube
from the deli?
-So, delis use tubes?
-Just trying to piece this together in real time, Wendy.
Why don't we go back to Ronda,
who has the correct double-play numbers.
-I sure do, Ronda.
I'm Ronda.
Good luck to all of you out there and me.
-Oh, I don't think you're supposed to play.
-And the first ball up is... cellphone.
The next is...car keys.
-Oh, God, now it's just stuff from my dressing room.
-The next is...wallet.
And the last...is condoms.
Making tonight's winning numbers
cellphone-car keys-wallet- condoms.
Back to you, Jim.
-Thank you, Ronda.
-You bring condoms to work?
-Think those were just lollipops with the sticks broken off.
-Hey, I got an update for you.
Lottery Lady 1, Jim 0.
-Dumb!
Why don't you focus on getting football and baseball?
-They won't tell me the scores.
-Alright, I'm being told that a repairman
is fixing the tubes as we speak.
So, uh...
[ Clanging ]
So, Shonda should be ready now with the real numbers.
Shonda?
-And I'm still Shonda.
The first ball up is... screwdriver.
The next is...mustache.
The next is...finger.
And the last is...blood.
Making tonight's winning numbers
screwdriver-mustache-finger- blood.
Back to you, Jim.
-Oh, my God!
-I know.
She only throws back to you.
What about "back to you, Jim and Wendy"?
-You're pointing that out now?
-Got another update for you.
Tubes 1, Repairman 0.
-Dumb!
Let's take a break and sort this out.
And hey, our apologies to Diana Ross,
who has been sitting here patiently in the studio.
-Screwdriver, mustache, finger, blood.
I won!