- All right, I've got five different types of pie,
apple, pecan, cherry, and pumpkin.
(bell rings)
I just love opening up my house and hosting people.
Get off the couch.
Why did they bring the dog?
Are you kidding me?
Do you think two 24 pound turkeys will be enough
for eight people?
No, no, no, stop, stop, do not touch my oven.
You need to stay out of my oven.
That's what she said.
No, you listen to me,
you do not bring up the election.
We are family, we love each other.
Nobody cares that you're a libertarian.
We're having fun, we're hosting.
We're all family, we're having fun.
Well, how far away are you?
Dinner's at three.
Well, yes, but where on the interstate?
What mile marker?
Everyone knows what to bring.
I put it all in the Evite.
I wonder if I should have sent a third email
reminding everybody what to bring.
(Cammie sighs)
- Hey, babe, what time are we supposed to be at Cammie's?
Oh, shoot.
That's pretty soon, we should probably get going.
Well, we'll get going after this episode.
(bell rings)
Hey, babe, are my pants in the drier?
Guess we're gonna to have to wait,
they're going to want me to have pants on.
Wait, did Cammie say we're supposed to bring something?
She'll have everything, right?
We don't need to bring anything, right?
I mean, we're not hosting.
Not yet.
Let's go, kids.
We're gonna be late.
Hey, babe, let's get some ice coffees on the way, huh?
Cammie's going to be pissed if we're late.
Oh, babe, I forgot the keys.
Hey, babe, grab the keys, okay?
Oh!
Hey, babe, I do have the keys.
You don't have to look for them.
I have 'em, I had 'em the whole time.
Hey babe, does this tire look low?
This tire looks low.
We should probably check the tire pressure
before we drive all that way.
Nah, maybe not.
All right, let's just go then.
Nah, I'll check it just real quick.
- Oh my gosh, I'm so hungry.
Oh. (bell rings)
Oh, Cammie, what time's dinner?
Three?
You're having dinner at three?
I didn't even have breakfast.
Do you have any idea how hungry I am?
Oh my God.
I'm hungry.
You gonna put garlic in the mashed potatoes?
Putting the marshmallows on the yams, I like that.
Let me just get a little...
Ah, ah, don't slap my hand.
Just trying to get a little taster.
Oh God, I'm hungry.
Oh God, that's good.
I'm not breathing on it.
Leave me alone, I'm just smelling the turkey.
Give me a friggin' break.
Got two and a half hours.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Oh, I think I had too much turkey.
I got gobbler gut.
Oh, I'm getting the meat sweats.
I could not have another bite.
What kind of pie is that?
Yeah, I got a little room, bring it over.
I got a little room.
- Hey, everyone.
It's me. (bell rings)
It's me, it's me, it's me, me, me, me, me, me.
Oh!
(man gags)
Don't even worry, guys.
I got like four tests before I came.
Are we doing shields or no shields?
Is this green bean casserole gluten free?
Are these yams organic?
Cage-free?
Grass-fed?
Do you know what farm it came from?
Do you know what his hobbies were?
Oh, you like my scarf?
Oh, some company just sent it to me.
I guess I'm an influencer.
(man laughs)
That reminds me of my friend, Tom.
Oh, Tom Hanks.
Oh yeah, we did a couple of films together.
Well, I was a background extra,
but we did do lunch together.
Well, we both had lunch from the same catering place.
Super nice guy.
- Oh, it was a heck of a meal there, Cammie.
Better just sit down here and let this process.
(man groans)
(man snores) (bell rings)
What's the score?
Nothing like good football game after a Thanksgiving meal.
(man snoring)
I'm not sleeping, I'm just charging my batteries.
When you work all day, you got to charge up your batteries.
Remember that, kid.
(man snoring)
Got a long drive home.
Julie, you drive.
(man snoring)
Oh, we home?
Well, that drive went by fast.
Let's get in the house, I'm gonna go to bed.
(man groans)
(upbeat music)
- [Baby] Dad, dude dad, dude dad, dude.
(man snores)
(man laughs)
- I can't, I can't, it's too much.
- [Cameraman] Just try it.
- It's too much,
all right, all right, here we go.
- [Cameraman] One more try.
(man snores)
You're spoiling it, get down.
Okay, hold on, just hold on.
- I don't know know how to breathe,
I don't know how to breathe.