M&M have just released feminist M&M.
Yes, you heard me right, feminist M&M's.
Egregious sexism of the worst and most conceivable kind.
It is outrageous, it is disgusting, and it must not stand.
That is why I am calling for a complete and
total boycott of all things Mars, and particularly M&M's.
>> A complete and utter shutdown, we've heard that before.
There's an alpha male as mentioned on his twitter account, Nick Adams,
he's calling for a complete boycott of Mars.
So I guess that's why I'm not sure it all falls under Mars, but definitely
those damn M&M's and their sexist, screeds, and approaches to our public.
Here is the details of what has them so upset.
Paul Rudnick tweets this out,
that M&M's are being released in a limited edition saluting women who have, quote,
flipped the status quo, which is why they're all upside down there.
And the company is making donations to feminist causes strike two.
This is all great.
And I've also learned the talking M&M's are called spokescandies,
becoming a spokescandy is my American dream, he pointed out there.
So the M&M's there are brown, purple, and
as already know the green with the new sneakers, not the boots anymore.
That gives more folks a chance to get upset about M&M's.
We heard about M&M's before and
the rebranding of a few of them added an orange when I believe something like that.
They had a bunch of conservatives mad then, but Nick Adams has a little bit more
to say about this whole thing though, he's not done, let's go.
>> Any male that buys a packet of M&M's from
today forth must hand in their man card,
because they are a soft, quote beta male
feminist who has serious, serious problem.
Until M&M rectify this grave wrong by giving us all male M&M's,
this boycott will remain, we will not stand for this at all.
M&M's, >> Come on man,
these guys go too far with the jokes.
He had the M&M's ready in his pocket that I assume he purchased.
Did he steal those from a local little corner store to stomp on them on
the ground?
And also he had him upside down, bro,
practice a little bit before you go with your pushes.
By the way, part of the discussion is gonna be about who is Nick Adams,
cuz I'm not sure.
And I'm sure everyone's had this conversation, but
one more tweet from him which is one of my favorite parts about this thing.
This is what he said happens, maybe this is where he got M&M's.
And he said, I was at a bodega this morning when I saw a small boy asked his
mother for some candies.
As I saw her hand reached for a package of M&M's, I cried out and
I left my place in line to stop her.
Once I informed her M&M's had gone woke, she thanked me profusely and
opted for Twix instead.
>> [LAUGH] >> It was a glorious moment.
Iron Man flies through the air and he saves people from international ruin and
he pushes back on his company.
Captain America lives throughout multiple decades and make sure that he lives.
And Nick Adams he stops women in bodegas from buying their children M&M's,
they're all heroes, they just do different things for society.
There's more about this, but I need to ask you guys, well,
first let's go to the response from Nick Adams cuz I have
a specific question about him after the M&M discussion.
>> Okay, when I first saw the headline for this story,
it said that he was a self-described alpha male.
>> [LAUGH] >> But I didn't realize that this
guy literally had alpha male in his name on Twitter, he just tells everyone,
I am this, I'm an alpha male.
And anyone who has to tell people they're an alpha male,
isn't whatever that person thinks an alpha male is,
which I assume is like a very attractive person, and in charge kind of guy.
But really they're just insecure and we all know it.
Everyone knows that they're the only ones who don't know it, it's so exhausting,
just stop.
>> [LAUGH] They won't.
>> They won't, they know they never stop.
>> I watched this and just assume that he's doing Stephen Colbert,
Bill O'Reilly alpha male kind of thing, right?
That's what I assumed, I didn't take this guy at his word.
And then, the next thing is, I remember, I must have been
like 30 years old when somebody told me that green M&M's were horny.
I didn't even know- >> [LAUGH]
>> I didn't see the thing,
that's the thing.
>> No, it was like the mood ring.
If you got a mood ring in junior high and it turned green, that's what it meant.
[LAUGH] >> Yeah, green is a symbol for horness.
And that's why the green M&M had the sexy boots and all of that,
yeah boy- >> No, not anymore.
>> Sexy M&M, horny M&M.
>> Now she's wearing, with the Cortez is or something like that.
So she's changed her ways bro, we can all be reformed women.
>> She changed [INAUDIBLE].
>> Unfortunately for the God bothers, people can still have sex and sneakers.
And it's sad and unfortunate truth.
>> I just wanna highlight the other part about Nick Adams there in his last video
saying, unless they create a bag of male M&M, I would be boycotting them.
So I'm not gonna go to what he expects to have in his bag of M&M's, but
apparently male body parts are supposed to be included with his bag of M&Ms for
him to devour as fast as possible.
But this is the thing about Nick Adams and I'm glad you brought up this way Wosny,
I think it's a deep, deep dive fun thing he's doing.
Yes, I think it's like a Stephen Colbert thing, but everyone knew, but
there's enough people who follow this guy, which I don't wanna promote him too much,
but I'm going to real fast.
Yeah, you have to follow him cause he's hilarious.
He's really good at the comedy, but there's people who take him seriously
enough that I guess it's convincing people that this is real.
It was like the Elvis guy, Austin Butler, is that his name, the actor?
>> Yeah.
>> He's still talking like Elvis Presley right now.
I feel like Nick Adams went on a deep dive to become a super conservatives and
appeal to Donald Trump types of magnet everybody.
And he doesn't know how to come out of the accent.
He can't stop talking like this, especially is making this much,
I guess getting this kind of attention and this much money.
But there's something different about this whole thing though,
even though I think he's acting, this is just a fun prank on everyone.
They're a bunch of actual people who consider themselves serious human beings
and adults that have been saying similar things about these M&M's.
Let's watch that.
>> Woke M&M's have returned.
The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe.
And there's also a plus sized obese purple M&M.
So we're gonna cover that, of course.
>> Will M&M still melt in your hands if they identify as trans.
>> Apparently there's new lesbian characters.
>> We need to run from women like the green M&M, I do not trust.
>> Purple M&M has added was added to push acceptance and inclusivity.
>> You conniving climbing little bitch.
>> This is what you need for validation, I'm worried about you.
I think this is the kind of thing that, >> [LAUGH]
>> Makes China say, good,
keep focusing on that, keep focusing on giving people their own color M&M's while
we take over all of the minerals deposits in the entire world.
>> Is this orange a man or a woman?
I don't know.
Is this blue?
Is it non binary?
Is it Democratic?
I don't know, it's blue.
>> Women all know that the women that are like, I'm a woman, and I'm pro woman and
they're called pro women, you can't trust them,.
>> Mean M&M is disgusting.
>> Opportunistic, evil.
>> Well, listen, okay, listen, listen, I understand what slow news days are about,
everyone experiences it every once in a while.
In fact, I think it's annoying when people say, slow news day,
even when it's the folks like that.
Sometimes you have to talk about random nonsense things, but
I think they at least have to let everyone know they're joking here.
I don't know, maybe they're not.
>> I think their viewers understand that they're joking.
And I love the idea that,
that woman I don't know her name wouldn't leave a green M&M around her boyfriend.
>> [LAUGH] >> Basically,
she was implying by the sneaking and conniving that, that's pretty funny.
>> It's good, it's good comedy.
>> And it's impressive though how they can just loop China into the most
inane stories.
If my career in journalism is ever reduced to whatever this is, then I quit.
That's when I know that we're done here, I'm done.
>> And well the producers, probably came at them with this story and really,
we have to talk about this.
But by the way, she talked about the distractions.
Was that Martha MacCallum?
She talk about the distractions while China just takes the mineral deposits.
Well, you're talking about it on your air and not talking about China stealing
everything in the world's resources and undermining everyone else.
You're talking about how much you hate the M&M's.
Yo, the problem is that people actually pay attention to it and
take them seriously while they rake in the money and laugh all the way to the bank?
Pete Hegseth on those clips as well, the last bit about this.
Pete Hegseth was eating him and saying, I don't know,
blue versus purple versus brown.
That's the point, if you don't care, just eat the M&M.
And the obese one, by the way,
she shaped oddly like the yellow M&M who's the doofus.
He's the peanut M&M or
he's the male one cuz he's got peanuts inside of him, [LAUGH] just saying.
I'm done talking about this >> [LAUGH]
>> You're right, nobody's telling me.
>> [LAUGH] He said is it a man M&M?
Is it a woman M$M?
[SOUND] I don't know.
>> That body shape of M&M is nothing new, and I like the peanut M&M.
So I'm, I'm offended >> Sadly,
peanut M&M's are absolutely >> I'm offended, this is my outrage.
>> They're the worst ones, I'm sorry, you had to bring that.
>> Wow, that's crazy.
>> You don't like peanut M&M?
>> Unbelievable, get out of here.
>> Best ones are like peanut, and then I think there's these new ones coming out.
I really don't like chocolate anyway, but
you have to have M&M the peanut butter ones, that's the way to go.
Am I right, this >> I think you don't like chocolate
though, I don't, >> You're right, generally I don't.
>> That was weird.