WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
ON TWITTER THIS MORNING, DONALD TRUMP SUGGESTED THE U.S. NEEDS A
GOOD "SHUT DOWN" TO FIX A DEADLOCKED CONGRESS.
I DON'T THINK DONALD TRUMP REALIZES THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS
NOT LIKE A COMPUTER.
YOU CAN'T FIX IT BY TURNING IT OFF AND TURNING IT BACK ON
AGAIN.
TRUMP'S THINKING THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD GO ON A BREAK.
HOW IS THIS GOING TO WORK?
THIS IS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, NOT ROSS AND RACHEL.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY PUZZLING THING THE PRESIDENT SAID THIS
WEEK.
IN AN INTERVIEW YESTERDAY, TRUMP QUESTIONED WHY AMERICA HAD A
CIVIL WAR AND SUGGESTED PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON COULD
HAVE PREVENTED IT, EVEN THOUGH JACKSON DIED 16 YEARS BEFORE THE
CIVIL WAR STARTED.
NOW, I'M NOT SAYING DONALD TRUMP IS IGNORANT ABOUT HISTORY.
EVERY SINGLE HISTORIAN IS SAYING DONALD TRUMP IS IGNORANT ABOUT
HISTORY.
COINCIDENTALLY, 50 YEARS FROM NOW, THE NAME DONALD TRUMP IS
GOING TO BE THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION, "WHY WAS THERE A
SECOND CIVIL WAR?" NOW, IF THAT WEREN'T NUTS
ENOUGH, THIS WAS ALSO IN THE NEWS.
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS JUST RELEASED A COMMERCIAL
THAT'S BEEN BANNED FROM CNN BECAUSE IT CONTAINS A LOT OF
INACCURACIES.
HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
DONALD TRUMP SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT 100 DAYS AGO, AMERICA
HAS RARELY SEEN SUCH SUCCESS.
>> James: OK, FIRST OF ALL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK GOD WE'VE
RARELY SEEN THIS MUCH "SUCCESS."
I DON'T THINK I COULD TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS SUCCESS.
YOU KNOW, I THINK TRUMP PLAYS SO MUCH GOLF THAT HE ACTUALLY
THINKS GETTING A LOW SCORE MEANS YOU WIN.
LET'S SEE SOME MORE.
>> AMERICA BECOMING MORE ENERGY-INDEPENDENT, REGULATION
THAT HAS KILL AMERICAN JOBS ELIMINATED.
THE BIGGEST TAX CUTS LAND IN HISTORY.
>> James: OK.
THIS IS MISLEADING.
THE BIGGEST TAX CUT PLAN IN HISTORY!
IT'S A PLAN!
HE HASN'T ACTUALLY CUT THE TAXES YET!
YOU KNOW, I HAD A BIG PLAN TO GO TO THE PROM WITH LINDSEY REESE,
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, BECAUSE SHE HATED MY GUTS.
JA RULE HAD A PLAN FOR FYRE FEST.
WE ALL SAW HOW THAT WORKED OUT.
A PICTURE WENT VIRAL OF A MAN DELIVERING A 30-GALLON TUB OF
CINNABON FROSTING ON A BUS.
RIGHT?
THIS IS THE PHOTO HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THAT GUY.
THIS IS A GUY DELIVERING A 30-GALLON TUB OF FROSTING, OR AS
WE CALL HIM IN MY HOUSE, SANTA CLAUS.
YOU JUST KNOW EVERYONE ON THAT BUS WAS LIKE, FORGET MY STOP,
I'VE GOT TO SEE HOW THIS ENDS.
BUT CAN I SEE THAT PHOTO AGAIN?
30 GALLONS OF FROSTING.
THINK ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NEARLY TWO CINNABONS.
AND FINALLY, NEW YORK'S GLAMOROUS MET GALA WAS HELD LAST
NIGHT.
IT'S THE FASHION EVENT OF THE YEAR, SO, OF COURSE, I ATTENDED.
JADEN SMITH WAS ALSO THERE.
NOW HE CAME WITH A VERY STRANGE PLUS-ONE.
HE CAME HOLDING HIS OWN DREADLOCKS.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SIT TOO CLOSE TO THE CEILING FAN.
I LIKED HIS LOOK, BUT AFTER A COUPLE OF GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE,
I ACCIDENTALLY MISTOOK ONE OF HIS DREADLOCKS FOR A BREADSTICK
AND THAT SORT OF ENDED THE NIGHT FOR ME.
BUT IF YOU ENJOY AVANT-GARDE FASHION, THE MET GALA WAS THE
PLACE TO BE.
IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
PEOPLE WERE DRESSED SO AMAZINGLY AND OUT OF EVERYONE, YOU KNOW
WHO HAD THE BEST ACCESSORY OF THE NIGHT?
THIS GUY.