- [Jacob] I'm not looking.
(Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 in D Minor)
- Good morning, everyone!
- [Chris] What is going on with your hair?
- I did Messy Day!
- You had Messy Day?
Let me see this hair.
Oh my goodness! (laughs)
We're still at our family camp,
and the kids are coming out of their class,
and Parker had Messy Day today.
What other messy things did you do?
Just the shaving cream?
- Yeah.
(Chris laughs)
- What'd you make in your craft?
Oh, look at that silly fish!
It's almost as silly as your hair.
- Really?
- No, not even close.
Not even close.
Your hair takes the cake.
I wish I could say I was feeling better,
but I'm not.
I can talk a little bit better,
but swallowing is, like, so difficult,
and my ears hurt so bad,
but I'm determined
to take the kids swimming.
We gotta eat lunch real quick,
and then we can go on the boats!
(crowd talking)
- Oh my goodness!
Messy boy!
- You have got ridiculous hair right now.
- We do have one more thing that we need to do
before we can go to the pool.
- It's our family tradition that,
on our last full day of camp,
we go out for--
- (together) Ice cream!
(shouting) Yay!
- [Jacob] Whoo!
- [Chris] Are you excited, Duncan?
Parker, do you know what flavor ice cream you're gonna get?
- Chocolate, and Old-- - Vanilla?
- Yeah, and Old Vanilla.
(upbeat guitar music)
- Each kid got to pick three different flavors.
What flavors did you pick, Bailey?
- Rocky Road, bubblegum, and Old Tyme Vanilla.
- [Chris] Ooh!
- This kind.
- [Chris] Rainbow sherbet?
- Yeah.
Chocolate.
Old Tyme Vanilla.
- [Chris] And you?
- I got
bubblegum,
Rocky Road,
and--
- [Chris] 1020?
Yeah.
- And I got the classic mint and chip,
because it feels soothing on my throat parts.
And what'd you get?
(Jessica laughs)
- Well,
I got cookie dough, 1020, Heaven, and chocolate,
and 1020 and Heaven are mixtures of
lots of things, like fudge, Oreo,
peanut butter cups.
Lot of chocolate-y excitement.
- So the kids each got kids sizes,
but they could put as many flavors in it as they want,
and Jessica and I got single scoops,
but you can put as many flavors as you want.
- Single scoops here
are completely outrageous,
and they're, like,
definitely not single scoops.
They're, like, seven scoops.
Look at this.
(Bailey chattering) This is the most ice cream
I've ever had, and this is a single scoop.
- Scoops. - Yeah.
The kids size?
The kids size is three scoops.
- Daddy? - Yeah?
- I'm gonna be so sick.
- [Chris] You're gonna be sick?
- If I eat all of this.
- [Chris] So you're gonna stop?
- I'm gonna be in fire.
- You're gonna be on fire?
- [Parker] Bubblegum.
- That's a blue tongue.
That's a brown tongue.
That is some no teeth.
("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)
(kids cheer)
(Jacob mumbles)
(Parker cheers)
- [Jessica] Parker, stop playing with people.
- [Chris] That's his strategy.
- My turn!
I'm not looking.
(blocks crash)
(kids giggle)
- Enough dillying-dallying!
Let's go to the pool!
(wind blowing)
- Bailey and Jacob went to the pool
a little while ago for their class.
They have Pool Day with their class today.
So Bailey decided to stay and help with Duncan,
so I just have Parker and Jacob.
We're gonna go to the pool.
(cheerful xylophone music)
Are you finally in the pool?
- Yeah. - Oh, boy!
One kinda sad thing happened,
My GoPro isn't working,
but two awesome things happened:
Jacob just passed his swim test,
which means he can do what?
- Go on the dive!
- The diving board? - Yeah!
- And what else? (Parker chattering)
- And the slide! - And the slide?
And then the other thing that happened--
- Jacob, I went underwater.
- Really?
- [Chris] Whoa!
- I did it without closing my mouth that time.
- [Chris] Oh, wow.
Can you see underwater when you do that?
- Yeah. - You can?
What does it look like?
- (mumbles) Like the ocean. - Looks like--
from above?
(water splashing)
First time on the diving board!
How was it?
- Good.
I'm gonna try the slip and slide!
(water splashing)
- I'm just going on the stage
and doing the show!
- [Chris] You're doing a show?
- All for you guys!
- For me? - Yeah!
- [Chris] Wonderful!
What's it gonna be about?
- Songs.
- [Chris] Songs?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] Very cool!
Let's go check it out!
(crowd talking)
♫ So strong and so mighty
♫ There's nothing my God cannot do
♫ For you
♫ My
♫ God is so big
♫ So strong and so mighty
♫ There's nothing my God cannot do
♫ For you
♫ I like bananas
♫ I know that mangoes are sweet
♫ I like papaya (Papaya!)
♫ But nothing can beat
♫ That sweet love of God
♫ I was walking 'round in circles
♫ Five miles an hour
♫ Tryin' to find my way back to my Heavenly Father
♫ The world tasted sweet
♫ But then it turned sour
♫ Then I asked Him in and received the power
♫ I got a friend
♫ Ain't nobody like him
♫ Jesus is my friend
♫ He's my
♫ Friend
(cheers and applause)
- Hi. (strumming guitar)
Let's talk about what we learned today.
We learned that Parker totally wins it
at the whole messy-hair-don't-care thing.
We learned that Bailey doesn't waste her time
on long, drawn-out Jenga games.
And, finally, we learned that underwater
looks an awful lot like above water.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
We'll see ya next time.
(guitar chord) (baby giggling)
(man singing silly polka music)