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that awkward moment when you find out somebody didn't swith off their cell phone when the flight attend asked them to.
cut to another scene and we find out our hero can't be the hero his city deserves because he's got other things to worry about. I only say
that because he seems disinterested when everybody else is paying attention to
what's happening on stage so you can tell somethings bothering him. I'd probably be
stressed out too if I had two jobs and was only able to report one of them on my
income tax. When he's not fighting crime in Under Armour apparel has a day job as
a businessman or something like that. One night he goes to this charity event
you start to thinkin', see I've always thought super powers were overrated it's
always the guy with the most money that makes the best hero or villain in my
opinion. But everybody has a weakness regardless
Superman kryptonite, Green Lantern has the color yellow, and Professor X has
stair. Here the main dude has insufficient funds. Another weakness the
hero has is women. He falls in love with 60% of the females with lines in this
movie so it's like a weakness and strength at the same time. One day
somebody breaks into his house and takes something dear to him and escapes out
the window. It doesn't seem serious right away but you know it's real when he pays for
tickets to a sporting event and ends up M.I.Action the day of. This one chick agrees to
take him to the bad guys mailing address and at first it looks like they're on
the same side but then as soon as the bad guy steps into the picture she's
like please hold. And I gotta admit, round one goes to the bad guy on this one bro. I
mean you put up a good fight or lack thereof, but the shadows betray you my
friend. Luckily the villain decides to keep him alive because because. After
that he's sent to an all boys camp but he's totally comfortable with his sexuality
so it's not an issue or anything. After eating imaginary breakfast lunch and
dinner for a couple days the inevitable happens and he starts having
hallucinations. Then he has a flashback about a birth of a child, and this allows
him to muster up enough strength to leap out of the cave and stick a middle finger
up at Wesley Snipes proving that white men can't jump. But anyways, there's no
time to waste, anymore i mean, because the hero takes some time out to make the
symbol of himself for everybody to see so to clarify there's no time to waste
anymore. So they recruit some orphans to help with some of the errands. Why?
Because we all know that orphans make the best Super Heroes, so it's a act of good faith if anything.
and should even up the odds against the bad
guys. Later on we get a moment where the good army vs the evil army, and we need a
moment of silence for that one guy who was hating at the beginning of the movie.
Okay, done. The main characters square off and dude, you're not supposed to talk during
fighting scenes. Do you want to get stabbed? Because that's exactly how you get
stabbed. The fighting scene is action packed and the stakes are so freakin high
because you remember all the tough guy stuff the bad guy did at the beginning
like when he made innocent people walk the plank and stuff for no reason. But you start
forgetting his resume because after the part where the hero messes with his head
gear after that he's never the same and even has a moment when he speed dials his
feminine side then he tries to redeem himself, but becomes a loser when they hero
us steps back and lets his side piece do the dirty work. After all that violence, we get a
nice little positive message at the end when the hero passes the torch to the orphan
he barely knew telling him, other than a guest at a family reunion, dude, you can be
anything you wanna be. Those are 24 reasons these movies are the same, you
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