• From rude store clerks to tactless teachers, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the
best true stories from our subreddit about the most unprofessional things we’ve ever
experienced, part 3.
I’m Nixxiom and I’m Doopie and today we’ll both be narrating!
Number 10 was submitted by Solowolfbadass Andiemations
The worst experience Andiemations had was when she went with her mom to parent teacher
conferences.
When she walked into the classroom, the teacher immediately said, "Oh I didn't know your mom
was an immigrant."
Andie was so pissed off, but her mom told her, in Spanish, "What did he say, translate
for me".
She obliviously didn't translate, but instead went up to her teacher and slapped him across
the face and cursed him out in Spanish.
He said, "You’re one of them.
If I could I would give you an F, but I can call immigration YOU LITTLE WHORE!"
He screamed it so loudly, everyone in the hallway heard what he had said and called
the principal.
Andie explained what happened, and the principal immediately fired him.
Number 9 was submitted by chubbybun_ Pandora When Pandora first started at her current
job, she needed help with a part of the business she didn't typically deal with.
So, she walked across the building to the person she needed to talk to and, when she
arrived at his cube, Pandora saw his dick in his hand and full-on porn on his computer
screen.
He tried to quickly close the tab and play it off like it didn't happen.
She was so grossed out she just mumbled out an excuse and walked away quickly.
He never looked her in the eye or talked to her since.
Number 8 was submitted by Lunerchild96 Melissa After Melissa had gotten out of classes for
the day, she went to a cafe near campus before going home because she was really hungry and
couldn't wait.
The cafe gave a student discount when an ID was shown, so she did.
The man working the register got angry and tore the ID in half.
He yelled at her, calling her a privileged cunt and telling her to leave or else he would
call the cops.
Melissa didn't understand what was happening because she had been to that cafe multiple
times and nobody ever said anything when she gave her ID.
She started crying and apologizing, then started to leave when the manager came out of the
back and stopped her.
She scolded the employee for cursing and trying to force her to leave.
A couple of people she went to school with happened to be there and comforted her while
glaring at the employee.
The manager told the man they accepted student IDs and that he had no right to refuse someone.
He was fired and told to leave for his inappropriate behavior, and Melissa got her lunch free of
charge.
Number 7 was submitted by aquamarine-thunder MKyleM
In sixth grade, MKyleM’s science teacher bragged that he used to be a professional
gymnast and, since he would occasionally teach gym, did backflips for his class to prove
it.
One day, he decided to do a backflip inside the science classroom for some reason.
He didn't have enough room to complete the landing and his legs slammed into a counter
full of chemicals, spilling them everywhere.
The whole school needed to be evacuated because they were worried some of the fumes were toxic.
It happened on the second to the last day of school, and it was MKyleM’s last year
there so he has no idea if the teacher was fired.
Number 6 was submitted by Slootydeathtech Cid
Cid works for a medical examiner’s office, and one day he went out on a pretty routine
call.
An elderly, ill man died at home and it was their job to talk to the family, take photos,
and get the body back to the morgue.
They got to the house and Cid and his partner introduced themselves to the family, then
started their jobs.
Cid was talking to the cops within earshot of the rest of the family.
Cop #1 started talking about the position the body was found in mockingly, laughing
and making crude gestures.
The other laughed along.
The deceased man’s daughter could see and hear everything clearly.
Cid told them that is was unprofessional, and cop #1 shrugged his shoulders and said,
"I think I would want to die too if I lived in a place this shitty!"
Then he left.
Cid was embarrassed about their actions, and the poor family was more traumatized.
He’s dealt with plenty of shitty people but nothing quite that mean.
Number 5 was submitted by bubby56789 Danger Dolan
So Dolan had a co-worker at a doctor’s office that would go into the bathroom and be in
there for about an hour, and then come out like nothing ever happened.
One day, Dolan went into the bathroom to see what was up.
Then the door slowly creaked open to completely expose his co-worker smuggling cocaine, which
had been going on for a long time.
The idiot had been sneaking drugs into the office in the bathroom for years, and no one
ever knew!
The man was fired on the spot, and the coke was confiscated.
Number 4 was submitted by Zebrawithabowtie Hellbent
The most unprofessional thing Hellbent ever experienced was when he was ten and was at
a dollar store with his dad.
They were at the checkout line behind a fat woman who was buying a bag of powdered doughnuts.
There was a problem with the cash register, so it had to buffer and the lady said it would
take about seven minutes to do its thing.
The fat woman complained a lot so the cashier openly said, “It’s not my fault that you’re
a big fat ass who can't go five minutes without doughnuts."
Hellbent and his dad, being the horrible people they are, laughed so hard that it hurt, and
the fat lady stormed out.
They still laugh about it.
Number 3 was submitted by LycanthropeLass Shima
Shima went to an interview at a company that sounded legit.
It was in a nice building in a nice part of town.
She was dressed professionally had her resume and references ready and walked in feeling
confident, but didn’t expect what was waiting for her behind the door.
The room was full of people waiting to be interviewed, some had been there for over
two hours, and the staff that was supposed to be interviewed were….
something.
There was a woman walking around in an oversized man’s t-shirt with no pants on.
Some sort of movie was blaring in the breakroom, which caused whoever was in the other room
to shout into a phone.
This then made whoever the hell was in the breakroom turn up the volume even more…so
it was just a shit show.
But the worst… the worst by far was this one dude, a man going in and out of the room
while slowly licking gummy bears off the palm of his hand while giggling.
He would stop and look at Shima and some of the other women before going in and out of
the door that went from the office to the hallway.
She was only there for a half hour before she booked it.
Number 2 was submitted by KalenaTheZodiac Gooby
An unprofessional experience Gooby had is when her and her family were in a fast food
restaurant.
While they were eating, they overheard a woman gossiping about some people and as curious
humans they listed in... until the woman and the other workers started having a cussing
party.
Gooby’s dad got up and asked them politely to stop because he had children there, as
Gooby was 6 at the time her siblings were 3, 5, and 7.
They stopped for a few minutes, than started back up.
So her dad asked for the manager and they said, "Hell no, we don't wanna get fired.
Go sit down."
Her dad got angry and went to the manager’s office, leaving Gooby and her siblings at
the table.
They heard them cussing, and they started repeating the words without realizing what
they were actually saying.
Her dad finally came back from talking to the manager and heard them cussing.
He said, "DON'T EVER SAY THOSE WORDS AGAIN"!
The workers looked and laughed, then one of them shouted, "You need to work on your parenting
skills."
Gooby’s dad was more angered than ever, and clocked the man in the face before taking
off in their car.
They got 7 people fired that day.