- Yay. It's November 1st!
Get outta here.
Can we start baking cookies now?
Christmas is gonna make everything better!
- You said that about fall.
- Pumpkins! They make everything better.
Well, that didn't work.
I mean time for the big guns.
Christmas! - Every time-
- 12 days of Christmas, more like 12 weeks, am I right?
How's that? Nailed it.
Don't you dare try to watch the news.
Hallmark has 24 hour movies.
Don't you want to just move to a small town in Vermont.
- Oh boy. - Leave the big city behind.
- Oh no. - Focus on what's important,
maybe run into an old high school flame, right?
- Are you still keeping in touch with him?
- Maybe start a family. - You already have a family!
- Oh yeah. Yeah, I love you guys.
It's fine.
Hey honey, I'm gonna get two advent calendars,
that way we just like back the back.
48 days. Love it!
What!
- Honey, we do still have Thanksgiving.
- You mean that holiday I used to love
but this year I can't even see my family?
- We're still- - Thanksgiving
it's just 28 days to Christmas.
- It's- - Order pizza
for all I care. - But like-
- Zip it! - I don't think-
Christmas!
Ha, I'm a little Turkey, it's Thanksgiving.
No it's not, it's Christmas. (screeching horror music)
Kids, the Christmas elf is here early this year!
- But you hate that elf.
- Oh no, I don't. He's amazing.
This year, love him. He's great.
You're gonna save us all, aren't you?
Please save us, please help us.
I know I've said some stuff about you.
That was last year.
This year, boop! You're so cute.
Honey we should make
our neighbors Christmas gifts this year.
Christmas crafts make everything better.
- Didn't you tell me to take away the glue gun after
that last time? - No, no, no.
That was Halloween. This is Christmas.
Christmas is better.
Better. It's fine.
- Wow, hey, are you watching "Christmas Vacation" again?
- It's only been a day.
Time to rerack.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
- I don't know, Margo. - Yes!
- Oh my. I see you've done all your Christmas shopping.
- No, this isn't Christmas shopping.
This is decoration shopping. Huge difference.
Huge, huge.
Honey, would you be opposed
to two trees this year or three? Too much?
No. No, definitely not too much.
I think we're gonna need more lights. You know? (gasps)
One of those things where you like you,
you like sync it up to a radio station.
So when people are driving by,
they can like get a little Christmas cheer.
- What are all these zoom meetings on my calendar?
- I have the best idea.
Virtual caroling.
What do you think about a social distance secret Santa
with the neighborhood?
Just stand real far away
and just throw presents at each other.
Fun, right?
Hey, do you guys rent snow machines?
How much to create a mountain in our backyard
so we can sled down it?
That'll make everything better.
Hey, how much is it to rent a reindeer?
I don't know for like, ever?
- Hey, did you turn the AC on?
- Yeah, I just want to like where my PJ's
and my sweaters and be all cozy.
- But it's gorgeous outside.
- Exactly. But in here it's gonna feel like Christmas.
But you have to say it like I don't know Margo.
- I don't know, Margo.
- I don't know.
- I don't know, Margo. - I don't know!
- I don't know, Margo.
- Nailed it. - I know, I mean, come on,
let's be honest.
I love this movie.
This was a stretch
for me acting like I don't love "Christmas Vacation."
By the way, Merry Christmas, our dog got fixed.
That's why she's wearing a Beyonce onesie.
- She's in a surgery suit.
Any hoo, is anybody else just ready for Christmas early?
Right? Am I right?
Because Christmas will fix it all.
Right?
Just put the decorations up.
Thanksgiving's gonna be a bummer.
We're not gonna have our family over
and that's gonna be kind of sad.
So it's just like order some pizza.
Go straight to Christmas.
- And I want to go on the record that I love Christmas.
- Yes
- You do this every year earlier, one week earlier.
Like you're going backwards into the point
that we're gonna start putting decorations up in September.
- Really? - Yes. No.
I don't want to, like, I'm not trying
to give you ideas, but. - Great idea.
Thank you so much for watching.
We appreciate it.
Tell us when you're putting up your holiday decorations.
If it's now, I don't judge you. I'd love to see pictures.
- Also, thanks for all the comments calling me a Grinch.
I'm not a Grinch. I love Christmas.
This is just insane!
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