[whistling]
Come on. It's picture time!
♪ In the Loud house ♪
Today is a big day.
Today's the day Lincoln Loud becomes a man.
And I am super pumped.
I've always been known as the man with the plan,
but tonight I'm gonna take it up a notch.
My best friend Clyde and I will be watching
the RIP Hardcore Midnight Marathon
and getting our official Macho Man badges.
Watch my midnight marathon.
Put in promo code MACHO MAN, all caps,
and I will personally send you your Macho Man badge.
Macho Man badges are not gender specific.
RIP hardcore into super RIP into super whoa,
and super RIPPED.
I am totally getting that Macho Man badge.
There's nothing cooler than a badge.
That's why I want to join the FBI as a badge maker.
Maybe I'll even grow some chest hair.
[toilet flushing]
When you're the only boy in a family with ten sisters,
you'll learn two things.
Number one: Always put the toilet seat down
when you're finished.
[female screaming] Lincoln!
- My bad. - Where's my lucky guitar?
- And number two: - Hey, Stinkin'.
You got to reserve your TV time.
I've even staked up my favorite spot on the couch.
Guess this one's out of flips.
The only thing left to do is prepare the midnight stacks.
[snoring]
Ah, the life of a chef.
[snoring]
Poor guy works too hard.
[snoring]
Dad. Dad.
Step aside, Lincoln. This is a job for my gag flower.
Does that thing even work?
Okay, then.
And now it's out of water.
Where am I? What day is it?
Did I miss my half birthday?
My dad loves his half birthday.
The last thing I remember is coming into the kitchen,
to fix a late night chocolate cake
for my half birthday, which I love.
Told ya.
♪ It's my Ha- ha- half birthday ♪
♪ It's my half birthday ♪
[shrieking]
Hello, father.
Lucy scared the ding dang dickens out of me.
But only because it was the middle of the night.
She doesn't scare me during the day anymore.
[shrieking]
I don't see what's so scary about me.
[screaming]
I'll get that later.
Whoo.
What were you doing up in the middle
of the night anyway?
If you must know, I have been up 50 hours straight
for my Morticians Club's three nights of fright.
58 hours?
Lincoln... family meeting whistle.
[whistling]
Another two hour meeting...
[overlapping chatter]
Order.
[overlapping chatter]
Order.
Zip it, people!
Your father said, "Order".
That I did. Now... [clearing throat]
as some of you may have heard-
We know! Tomorrow's your half birthday!
Tomorrow is my half birthday.
But that's not what this meeting's about,
but feel free to mark it on your calendars.
Moving on. Lucy...
What?
has been up for three days straight,
and last night, she scared the bejesus out of me.
So, there's going to be a new rule around here.
Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people.
You think so? [Lincoln gasping]
You should really start wearing a bell.
And the new rule is...
Everyone goes to bed before midnight,
not one minute later.
No!
This this isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault!
Why should we have to suffer?
[overlapping chatter]
Order. Order.
Don't make me have to count.
Here we go. One... two...
You did it.
Sorry, I had to be so harsh with 'em.
In this house, it's all for one and one for all.
And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.
Yeah, Mom's right.
You've all been responsible for new rules around here.
What? You said we could have one bowl of ice cream.
New rule.
One normal sized bowl of ice cream per kid.
By the way, we're out of mint chip.
Really? The whole time?
[chuckles]
[hissing]
Don't worry. El Diablo won't hurt you.
I found him in the sewer.
New rule.
No bringing home stray pets.
Sorry, Mud Pie.
[mooing]
Hey, hey, [unintelligible] for today.
It's effective today. No one stays up past midnight.
Now I'm going to go clean and repair Vanzilla.
I don't want to do it tomorrow
because tomorrow is my, uh, half--
We know!
Feel free to mark it on your calendars.
I need to come up with a plan.
This is not fair. I have no time to get ready.
He's obsessed with his half birthday.
Bingo.