Chances are you’re more than familiar with the threat of a zombie apocalypse, and while
most of us have some idea of what we’d do in case of a zombie outbreak, the sad fact
is, most people are gonna have the same ideas as you, luckily, you stumbled upon the perfect
video to seriously strengthen your strategy for survival, because today I’ve gathered
up some of the most obscure and brilliant inventions that are sure to make your zombie
survival a guarantee.
Ready to become a top tier survivalist?
Let’s get it on!
BODY ARMOUR No matter how well defended any apocalypse-proof
bunker is, at one point or another you’ve got to make runs for supplies when they’re
running low, and when that time inevitably comes, your best bet for staying safe from
any encroaching zombies with their mouths agape is the incredible PPSS SR body armor.
While most body armor is made from softer materials, this vest is made from a totally
impenetrable material that’s both lightweight, making it perfect for staying light on your
feet in case of the real possibility of having to make a quick getaway, and resistant to
pretty much anything you can throw at it.
Knives?
Nope.
Slashing blades?
Not a problem.
And with it being resistant to all that, you think some flimsy teeth are getting anywhere
near close enough to infect you?
Fat chance.
Plus if movies and shows have taught us anything it's that other people are a much bigger threat
in the apocalypse than the undead themselves.
STAIRCASE TREADMILL Even though it’s well known that zombies
entirely lack intelligence, given enough time and well, enough zombies, they’ll eventually
figure out a way to open or break down a door, or shamble their way up a tall flight of stairs,
which makes most peoples’ first lines of defense pretty much useless.
However, with this seemingly impractical but, in the case of a zombie apocalypse, genius
invention, the staircase treadmill by youtuber Colin Furze, you’ll be sitting safe and
sound with even the most massive horde of zombies safely kept at bay.
The treadmill can even give a fitness expert a truly tough time ascending to the second
floor, so a stumbling mess of a zombie has no chance of ever doing anything but flying
backwards if they ever set foot on it.
Set-up is simple, you just pop the treadmill on top of any old staircase, and you’ve
now got a zombie proof second floor.
Plus as an added bonus, any time you’ve gotta get up to your second story bunker you’ll
have to best the treadmill yourself, keeping you in great shape for the many times you’ll
likely need to outrun the undead.
BUNKER For the rich and wealthy few of the world,
the thought of a bunker for an apocalyptic scenario is just par for the course, another
small expense to maintain your luxury lifestyle well beyond the expiration of society, but
you’re probably crafty enough to realize that once the zombies take over, their Ferraris
and lambos will have a hard time even making it to their plush luxury bunkers, and you
can be one of the first to snag one for yourself.
To find the best bunker around, you’ll wanna head over to Larry Hall’s Doomsday Proof
community, a luxury community made from abandoned US nuclear missile silos.
This forward thinking community was made to maintain the opulent life of those who thrived
in society once it all falls apart.
Buried 175 feet underground, the insane silo features indoor golf courses, an entire floor
turned into a pool with a waterslide, a movie theater and elegant fully-stocked bars.
You and 70 of your closest friends can take up residence in some seriously decked-out
high-end apartments and live like they do on the other side while over a hundred feet
above you the zombies pick apart the people who were too slow to get into your hyper-secure
bunker.
WINDOW AND DOOR PROTECTION While it’s fun to imagine crazy ways to
ride out the zombie apocalypse, let’s look at some less radical and more realistic survival
plans, and what’s more realistic than simply zombie-proofing the home you already have.
The last thing you want is to lock your doors and bunker up inside only to find that every
window in your house is nothing but a weak point for undead intruders to easily exploit,
because broken glass isn’t really a worry for the mindless flesh-eaters.
Even a strong door will eventually give way under the pressure of enough zombies, but
doors and windows reinforced with special grids can stand up to pretty much anything
the apocalypse can throw at them.
These special mesh covers make glass impervious to baseball bats, axes and even blades.
Not even a gunshot can do more than leave a little mark on these reinforced glass panes,
so it's not looking too good for undead human teeth having any chance of breaking through.
Luckily these measures can be taken ahead of time and with discretion, so your neighbors
don’t think you’re some crazy prepper and just understand you’re looking out for
the safety of your home and family.
MINI GUN Alright, so worst case scenario your neighborhood
is being entirely overrun by zombies and you didn’t take any of the other precautionary
tips we’ve talked about.
Well when hordes of zombies are shuffling towards your last bastion of defense in insurmountable
numbers, there’s definitely no better way to even the odds than with a minigun.
Don’t let the name fool you, this thing is anything but small, miniguns are rotating
bullet blasters that can fire a blistering 2 to 6 thousand rounds a minute, making quick
work of even a town-sized amount of undead.
While we all know that you’ve gotta take out the brain to finish off a zombie, if their
legs and bodies are detached it doesn’t matter if they’re still biting, they’re
not a threat anymore, and with so many rounds you’re sure to get at last a few hundred
headshots.
Without a doubt anyone smart enough, or maybe crazy enough, to have a minigun is gonna be
the surefire sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse of any scale.
ZOMBIE-PROOF VEHICLE Conquest Vehicles specialize in making the
highest-end vehicles that can take a serious beating available in the entire world, and
while they can easily breeze through an active warzone, a nice side effect is that they’ve
inadvertently made the perfect zombie-proof tank, known as the Knight XV.
This street-legal machine is decked out in carbon fiber armor that can withstand bomb
blasts, bounce off high-caliber bullets, and will completely shatter the teeth of any zombie
stupid enough to try and take a bite out of it.
The Knight could ride over a full horde of zombies without the driver probably even noticing.
And anyone lucky enough to be behind the wheel of this bad boy when the outbreak begins will
be cruising in style without a worry in the world.
The luxury vehicle comes equipped with PlayStations, laptops and flat screens for an awesome mobile
entertainment unit that’s entirely impenetrable.
Absolutely nothing, living or dead is getting past the bulletproof windows and 160 kilograms
vault doors that’ll keep you safe as you relax, play, or just cruise the traffic-free
roads of the post-apocalyptic world in style.
FLOATING HOUSE It’s a well known fact that zombies lack
the coordination to be able to swim, meaning that putting a body of water between you and
them is a surefire way to survive, and while private islands might be a bit too out there
for the average survivor, a floating home provides the perfect shelter for the rise
of the undead.
A house is always the most comfortable place for a person to sleep, with all the comforts
we’ve come to know and love, but with the added safety of being out on the water so
you can actually sleep soundly, unlike anyone worrying about the hordes outside their homes
on land.
And floating houses provide plenty of room to stock up on a ton of supplies so your trips
to the shore can be as infrequent as possible.
Some floating homes even have their own solar powered generators so you’ll still be able
to enjoy electricity and maybe even the internet, for as long as it's still running.
The best part is, unlike an island which can essentially become a prison if zombies start
stacking up along the surrounding shores, floating houses are completely movable, so
you can comfortably pull up to a safe location close to supply depots, and far from herds
of hungry zombies, all while in the comfort of your own home.
IRON MAN SUIT Ever wonder why it’s always regular people
facing zombies in all the movies, and not say a superhero?
Well that’s because superheroes would have no problem totally halting any slow-moving
zombies in their tracks.
One hero that would make absolute mincemeat of hordes of zombies is the beloved Ironman.
Zombies are no match at all for him, and with this insane real life iron man suit made by
Gravity Industries, you’ll have the same unbeatable advantages.
The suit can fly up to 32 miles per hour and shoot the rider up to 12 thousand feet in
the air with its powerful turbines.
The backpack attachment stores extra fuel for longer flying times, and you can blast
off over any terrain, so obstacles that might be insurmountable for the undead like lakes
and oceans are no problem at all for the craft survivor in you.
While today these suits cost over $443,000, in the apocalypse money’s no longer such
a big worry, so just grab the first one you see, attach a firearm to one of the turbines,
and you’ll have a blast slaying hordes of zombies from a safe distance thousands of
feet in the sky.
ZOMBIE STOPPING CARS If you’re gonna be braving the apocalypse,
it wouldn’t really make much sense to drive through zombie-filled wastelands in a boring
old minivan, which is why these Mad Max inspired monster vehicles are the ultimate vehicles
for absolutely dominating the zombie apocalypse.
Made with all sorts of crazy defensive and offensive contraptions, I guarantee that nothing
and nobody is getting anywhere near you while you’re behind the wheel.
Now you might be worried about getting mobbed by a massive horde, but that’s no problem
when you’ve got a massive circular saw blade to cut them down by the thousands while you
sped out in reverse.
Or you can just as easily mow them down with this pneumatic front-bumper strong enough
to flip a car, so just imagine what it’ll do to a mindless body.
And as if all that weren’t enough to prove just how awesome these post-apocalyptic sets
of wheels are, this one’s packing heat, literally.
With armor thick enough to handle a close-range explosion, no amount of gnashing teeth are
ever getting past these metal frames.
All in all these wild wheels are the ultimate ride if you wanna survive.
PROTECTIVE BOOTS Being light on your feet is crucial for all
aspects of a zombie outbreak, from running from the hordes to making quick supply runs
outside your shelter, your feet are your most valuable asset in the post-apocalyptic world.
That’s why a pair of protective boots is one of the best investments you can make towards
ensuring your survival, and McCullogh’s Universal work boots are truly the best you
can get.
Reinforced with steel and leather protection, these boots keep your feet from even noticing
bumps, branches or other obstacles that would otherwise leave you wincing long enough to
get eaten.
The material is even strong enough to weather the blade of a chainsaw without being any
worse for wear.
Plus they’ve got comfortable padding inside so your ever important feet don't’ get hurt
or tired while you’re running, and they’re completely waterproof so you don’t have
to worry about trudging through lakes and other obstacles that’ll keep the zombies
off
your tail.