(electronic music)
- [Ian] Shut up!
Dude, I cannot believe you lost my bird.
- I didn't lose your bird.
I put it in one of these boxes
and clearly labelled it "Ian's Bird" inside.
- Woah.
(laughs)
- Cool, you found it, let's go.
- What?
No dude, this is my old VCR.
God, I haven't seen this thing in years.
- Titanic Tape Two?
There's two tapes?
- Maybe it's the same movie twice?
(sad music)
- God, I don't think I could Jack let go two times.
- Well, there's only one way to find out.
Alright. - [Anthony] Wait!
- What?
(dramatic music)
- [Narrator] Before your feature continues,
please enjoy this commercial.
- Yo, what up?
Rad Zeke here!
Now don't zap through that commersh yet,
'cause I got something your gonna need.
You know when your cool friends call you a square?
Well now, that's a good thing!
This rad square is a Rubik's Square, or, Cube.
- [Man] But I heard Rubik's Cubes
were really hard to solve.
- You're totally right.
Psych!
Once you get hints from Rad Zeke,
solving a Rubik's Cube will be mad ea-Zeke.
Move the top middle blue block three to your left.
No, your left.
Good.
So call me up!
It's only $5.99 a minute.
That's five-nine-nine (wobbling) a minute!
And let Rad Zeke make you the coolest square out there!
- Dude, we should call that number.
- Yes!
(phone dialing)
(phone ringing)
- Dude it's ringing!
(Anthony shushing)
(phone ringing)
(loud thumping)
- (Nervously) Hello?
- Um, hi I'm calling about Rubik's Cubes.
- For real?
- (Holding back laughter) Can we speak to Rad Zeke?
(laughing)
- This is Rad Zeke!
Do you need help solving your riggity Rubik's Cube?
Describe to me all the positions of the colors.
- How long has it been since someone's called this number?
- I haven't spoken to anyone in 20 years.
(dramatic music)
- You guys gotta help me, I'm trapped.
I don't know where I am.
(intense music)
- Don't worry Rad Zeke, we'll get you outta there!
- But how?
How are you gonna find me?
- I'm all over it baby.
Alright, Rad Zeke, we need you to tell us
more information about what's around you.
- Yeah, I can.
I'm in a room with four walls!
- There's only five rooms in this city with four walls.
- What else?
- Desk, I'm sitting at a desk!
- What's the desk made out of?
- I don't know, particle board, I think!
- The humidity in this region would have
rotted away the particle board by now!
It must be in this five mile radius.
- God dammit, Zeke, (screaming) we need more information!
(screaming)
- Okay, boombox, I'm by a boombox!
- What's a boombox?
- It's a music player!
- Like Spotify?
- I'm just gonna look up boombox on the internet.
- What is Spotify?
I don't know what the internet is.
What's the internet?
You guys are speakin' gibberish!
- You're speaking gibberish!
- (Screaming) How are we supposed to know where to find you
if we don't know what you're talking about?
(screaming)
(screaming in slow motion)
- Then that's it.
No one's gonna find Rad Zeke.
I'll never jam out to my Walkman again.
I'll never taste Dunkaroos.
I'll never have the sweet satisfaction
of Crystal Pepsi in my mouth again.
- [Anthony and Ian] Crystal Pepsi!
- I get that reference because they brought it back!
- Now you're speaking my language Rad Zeke.
If we can't find you, maybe you can find us.
Alright, you know how Crystal Pepsi is clear?
- Yeah.
- I need you to clear your head just like Crystal Pepsi.
- I can do that.
I can do that.
- Okay, and you know how Crystal Pepsi
gives you energy?
- Yes.
- I need you to get the energy
to get out of your chair and go to the nearest door.
- You got it dudes!
It's locked!
- (Bleep)
- Game over man, game over.
- Don't panic!
Everybody just stay calm.
You know how Crystal Pepsi unlocked a whole new flavor
for an entire generation of people's mouths?
- Yeah.
- I need you to unlock the door.
(clicking)
- I did it.
- Okay, now you walk out that door Rad Zeke.
- I can't, I'm scared.
- Okay, you know how Crystal Pepsi
isn't afraid of anything?
- No.
- You're right, that was a bit of a stretch.
- Just do it Zeke!
Come on, just walk out the door!
- I can't do it, I'm too scared!
- Yes you can!
- No, I'm too scared!
I can't do it!
- Do it!
- Okay fine, I'll do it!
(screaming in slow motion)
(dramatic music)
(screaming)
- Oh, that Rad Zeke!
I hired him to sell Rubik's Cubes
out of my garage 20 years ago.
- Yes, when I was nine.
It's not a plot hole.
- You are a mystery Ian Hecox.
(laughing)
- I'll drink to that!
(all laughing)
(all spitting)
- This tastes like (bleep)!
- Aw why'd they bring this back?
(Rad Zeke gulping)
- [Anthony] Wow. - [Ian] Seriously?
(burping)
- You like this (bleep)?
- You gonna finish yours?
- No.
- (Burping) sweet.
(gulping)
- [Anthony] Oh God, the best way to get
that taste out of your mouth is by subscribing!
Thanks so much for watching.
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