Let's get this over with.
You know the rules.
First person to get it to the other side wins.
Winner gets to keep the room.
Loser, has to pack it up and kick rocks.
Got it?
Better get your rocks ready, then.
Oh, it's like that?
Yeah, it's like that.
Then it's like that.
Let it go.
Hey, that's cheating.
Sorry, can't hear you!
Get back here!
Man, interference. Interference.
Hey! There is no judge.
What is going on?
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Don't forget the yogurt.
Ooh.
My sneakers! There's yogurt all over them!
You gotta give me yours!
[laughing]
I don't think so, besides,
these are really comfortable. Yeah.
Give me my [unintelligible]!
[grunting]
Don't mess up my floor.
All right, everybody's dressed and fed and ready for the bus.
My stomach's full... but my heart's empty...
cause I got to wear this clown suit.
Dylan, are you going to complain
about your school uniform every day?
I don't complain about it on the weekends.
Thank God for weekends.
♪ Applying pressing And I'm leaning ♪
♪ On these rappers Like they're crutches ♪
♪ Trying to keep up With my step ♪
♪ You can run And still get dusty ♪
♪
The bell's about to ring, we need to get to class.
Man, relax, Chuckles. We've got like a whole minute.
That's plenty of time.
Suit yourself.
[bell ringing]
You gotta look right to be right.
Oh. Yo, Principal Matthews, you shouldn't walk up on people.
It's rude.
Really?
And don't you think it's rude that you're late for class?
What? I'm late? What? No, I still have time.
The bell rang and you're late.
Dylan, we've talked about your tardiness.
What am I going to do with you?
These spiders are known as peacock spiders,
and they love to dance.
Also, they can be quite small.
Also, they have wonderful colors, as well.
Now they use these colors to protect themselves
from predators, as well as a way to show their worth
to the spider that they love most.
They dance beautifully using their legs.
[shrieking]
Man, you almost gave me a heart attack.
Well, maybe next time you'll think
before falling asleep in class.
What? I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I wasn't asleep, I was just watching my eyelids.
Nice try, Dylan.
I was given the responsibility of being a home monitor,
so I need to honor the badge.
So either you guys go back to class
and let things go back to normal or I'll shut you down.
Wait. You shut us down? I don't think so.
How about we shut you in one of those lockers?
[chuckles] You're funny.
Y'all wouldn't dare.
Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Maybe y'all would.
Oh, Principal Matthews.
Buddha told me there was trouble brewing in my hallways.
Look, man, I don't know nothing about fencing.
I just wanna impress a girl. You feel me?
Alright, cool, cool, cool.
So look, maybe, uh, act scared. run a little.
Oh, definitely add a "Please, Dylan, don't hurt me.
Please, Dylan, don't hurt me."
Alright? Aye.
Oh. Oh.
[chuckles] Yeah, do stuff like that.
All right. Here ya go.
All right, let's get ready- Let's fence.
[whistle blowing]
'Kay, I can do that too. [grunting]
[grunting]
Okay, I like that. Give 'em a show.
[grunting]
Okay. Maybe dial it back a little. Ah!
Ah, y- you did tell Tim to embarrass Dylan,
but not to go crazy. Right?
[yelling]
[shrieking]
I thought you did.
Uh-oh.
Man, forget this.
[groaning]
Yeah. Okay, okay.
Don't worry, everyone will get a turn.
Yeah!
Let's give it up for the man who made this possible,
the coolest guy in school, Principal... [banging]
Matthews!
[cheering]
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[cheering]
One more time!
[cheering]
What Shakespearean monologue have you prepared
for me today, Dylan?
Oh, I got an original rap for you.
Way better than anything Shakespeare ever wrote.
Have at it then.
You gotta make me the lead of the show.
You know, everybody want my flow.
Been doing this since I was four.
Actin' a fool, you know?
You gotta make me the lead of the show.
Buddha gotta go.
Young Dylan already won, you know?
Impressive, Dylan. Impressive.
Yeah, I know.
Boys and girls, before you head home
this afternoon, I have a special guest
who would like to give you a surprise musical performance!
Dylan! Dylan!
- Dylan! Dylan! - No, no, no, no, no.
No. No. For those who may be wondering,
the guest is not Dylan.
See, nothing to worry about.
[booing]
It's Young Dylan!
[cheering]
♪ (Three, two, one) And go ♪
[cheering]
♪ (Three, two, one) And go ♪
♪ We made a 100,000 hits This series ♪
♪ I just have One million haters ♪
♪ All these other rappers Captive ♪
♪ Ay, you got Young Dylan To be he (Killing it) ♪
♪ I just made a [unintelligibl] For the dough ♪
♪ Ay, bust out killing With the wallet ♪
♪ (Let's go) Phone in the middle of the flo♪
♪ Three, two one Let it go live ♪
♪ Gotta show love to my fans ♪
♪ I'm a [unintelligible] Never gonna flip flop ♪
♪ I pick for the brand new Hip hop ♪
♪ You ain't gotta like it Kick rock ♪
♪ Kick rock, ay Brand new mely on TikTok ♪
♪ Big face on it With a big rock ♪
♪ Hold on, hold on, wait This is the best part ♪
♪ (Five, four, three, two, one) ♪
♪ And go ♪
You know what? I'm done. I can't take this anymore.
Dylan, what are you doing? I thought you said
you were done for real this time.
I thought about it and um, I decided...
why would I give up all this power?
Dylan, you have gone out of control.
Yeah, I'm outta control!
Yeah!
Wait. Are those your beats?
They aren't ready for big boy to hear.
Come on now, you listened to one of my beats. Please.
I guess that's fair.
[music playing]
Hey.
You liking it?
- Yeah, I got some for this one. - Okay.
♪ Look, look ♪
♪ Ay, walk up in the spot Like where the bag is? ♪
♪ Tara got my back Like an ad lib ♪
♪ Stacks big Acting up like a bad kid ♪
♪ Tara They said we wouldn't last ♪
♪ That was last year (Whoo) Walk up in a spot ♪
♪ Like where the bag is? (Bag is) ♪
♪ Got my own back like an ad lb (Ad lib) ♪
♪ Acting big, acting up Like a bad kid (bad kid) ♪
♪ Tara They said we wouldn't last ♪
♪ That was last year ♪
Yeah.
How slick.
Your rhymes, my beats, we make a pretty good team.
I'm starting to think that, too.
Okay, back to operation: Cancel the Dance.
What if we don't cancel it?
What if we go to the dance... together?
Together?
Yeah. I mean, unless you-
Wait. Dylan...
You just keep coming up with great ideas.
I do?
Yes. We go to the dance as fake dates.
Corey and Bethany will see how much fun we're having,
and they'll realize they could be having
so much more fun with us as their dates.
Yeah, exactly. Fake dates.
- How do I look? - Well-
You know what? I'll look for myself.
Yo, Fleck, son, son.
And, one, two, three. Go.
And stop.
Ooh, just like I thought. I look good.
Hello. It's your boy, Young Dylo.
Ooh. [chuckles]
Yep, already regret buying it.
Yeah-yah! Yes, sir.
[music playing]
♪ Walk up in the spot Like where the bag is? ♪
♪ I got my own back Like an ad lib ♪
♪ Stacks big Acting up like a bad kid ♪
♪ Tara They said we wouldn't last ♪
♪ That was last year ♪
Ay! When I say, "Young" You say, "Dylan"
- Young! - Dylan!
When I say, "Young" You say, "Dylan"
- Young! - Dylan!
Yeah.
[cheering]
Ladies first.
What a doll.
Ah, man, great idea on doing the performance.
Everyone really liked it.
Yeah, we should really start making more songs together.
That was dope.
Oh, and thanks again for my corsage, Dylan.
It's perfect.
I tried to find something
I thought you would think was cool. I even-
Cory and Bethany are wearing matching outfits.
Let's keep dancing so they can see
how much fun we're having.
Okay. Ay. Ay.
Well, looks like Dylan's having a good time.
Yeah, him and Tara's been making lots of beats together.
She's like an amazing music producer.
She sends me songs all the time.
Come on, let's go dance.
This is the most fun I've ever had at a party.
Also, thanks for my corsage, Dylan.
You are so clever and creative and handsome and-
What are you doing?
I- I- I thought we were vibing, so I-
Dylan, I'm sorry, but I don't feel the same way.
I was just saying those things to make Cory jealous.
This is a fake date. Remember?
[music playing, indistinct chatting]
Oh.
[sighing]
-
Is it that time of year again?
[grunting]
Night of the dragon.
Wah! [chuckles]
You guys seriously have to do this every year?
If you're father and Dylan want to stay up all night
and watch their silly punch kick movie,
let 'em have their fun.
Ah, they're called Kung Fu movies.
And yes, we have to do this every year.
Where did this obsession come from anyway?
Um, not an obsession,
a healthy appreciation for fine art.
Fine art?
Oh, no, they didn't.
You are not breaking my streak.
You won't get a block from here! Trust me!
[unintelligible] is always one step ahead!
[door shutting]
The coast is clear.
See? I told you being one step ahead,
isn't always good.
Whoa! Look at grandma run across the street over there.
I didn't know she could run.
Let's go meet Queen Stars so me and her can become best friends.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, once the coast is clear, we can head to the concert.
Ooh, these kids gonna be the death of me.
Oh, no, Alcatraz is coming. We have to go. Come on.
Dylan, my foot's stuck.
Do something.
I'm trying.
Ooh, Lord.
There's no point in both of us getting caught.
Besides, after Queen Star listens to my demo,
she'll bring me on tour and you'll get to see her
all the time. I promise.
Dylan. Dylan, come back. Dylan.
You came back.
Yeah, I couldn't leave you. We broke out together,
we get caught together. Cousins for life.
Oh, Lord.
Go, go, go.
[yawning]
Wow. That late already?
We should probably hit it. Sleep is so important.
Okay, but-
Shhh. Sleeping.
It's just that rap was pretty good.
You should get it down in your dia-
Ah.
Your big book of rhymes.
That Mother may I part was-
Oh, you like that?
Yeah.
Well, Mother may I go to sleep, please?
Alright, alright.