GREG: BY THE WAY, THE PRODUCERS
ASKED ME TO TELL YOU THIS IS A
UNICORN HORN.
DON'T GET ANY IDEAS AND THAT I'M
INTO SOMETHING WEIRD.
ANYWAY,.
[LAUGHTER]
ALL ABOARD FOR TRUMPS AWARD.
DONALD HAS SENT OVER 37000 TWEET
IN HIS LIFETIME BUT THIS MAY
HAVE BEEN A KEEPER.
I WILL BE ANNOUNCING THE MOST
DISHONEST AND CROP MEDIA WORDS
OFTEN.
THAT IS WHEN THE FIGHT IS ON.
ME.
THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT, I'M
NOT EVEN GOING TO SHAVE MY FACE.
MOUTHFUL.
THE MOST DISHONEST AND CORRUPT
MEDIA AWARD, LET'S JUST CALL
THEM THE DISCOS WITH THE SORT
FOR DISHONEST AND CORRUPT AND IT
WILL COVER DISHONESTY AND BAD
WHAT THAT MEANS.
MAYBE TRUMP IS BREAKING IT DOWN
BY GENDER LIKE WORST MAIL
PERFORMANCE OR BY POLICY.
WORST DOMESTIC BIG NEWS OR
STORY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP IN
RUSSIA WHICH LED TO THE.
>> BREAKING NEWS.
>> OH MY GOD.
BREAKING NEWS.
ABC NEWS BRIAN ROSS IS REPORTING
MICHAEL FLYNN PROMISED FULL
COOPERATION TO THE MULLER TEAM
AND IS PREPARED TO TESTIFY THAT
WITH THE RUSSIANS.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
GREG: THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
THE BREAKING NEWS THERE WAS THAT
SHE COULD READ.
ANYWAY, POOR GUY GOT SUSPENDED.
[APPLAUSE]
ANYWAY, TOM, WHAT YOU MAKE OF
THESE AWARDS?
>> THERE WILL BE 5000 NOMINEES
IN EACH CATEGORY, FIRST OF ALL.
IT'S A TRAIN WRECK.
I WATCHED ANOTHER NETWORK THAT
RHYMES WITH CNN ON THE NIGHT
TRUMP WAS ELECTED AT THREE IN
THE MORNING JUST TO WATCH THE
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
THERE WERE LITERALLY TEARS.
MEETING.
I THINK IT WILL BE A FIELD DAY.
THAT'S WHY HE TWEET BECAUSE HE
CONNECTS PEOPLE DIRECTLY IN THE
MEDIA IS JUST GOING TO BESMIRCH
HIM AND THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS
AT EVERY TURN.
>> THIS MARCH, SORRY.
GREG: YOU LIKE THAT WORD DON'T
YOU?
>> THAT WAS IN MY HEAD FOREVER.
GREG: KAT, HOW SHOULD THE MEDIA
RESPOND TO THIS.
>> THEY WILL LOVE IT.
LET'S BE HONEST FOR TWO REASONS.
FIRST OF ALL, THEY DON'T LIKE
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HE WILL SAY
HIS DISMISSAL AS A COMPLIMENT
ALSO, NO ONE IN THE PUBLIC EYE
SOME LEVEL THEY DON'T THINK
RECOGNITION IS GOOD.
FOR ME FOR EXAMPLE I ONE OF THE
MESSIEST DESK AWARD EVERY SINGLE
YEAR IN GRADE SCHOOL AND I KNOW
IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY AN AWARD
BUT I WAS GETTING MY NAME OUT
GREG: IT'S TRUE.
IT'S TRUE.
AND YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL.
IT'S SPREAD BE ON YOUR DESK, I'M
AFRAID.
TRASH ON IT BECAUSE THEY ASSUME
I WILL NOT NOTICE.
GREG: ROB, DO YOU THINK I THINK
ANIMAL SO YOU BETTER YOURSELF.
>> THEIR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF
THIS.
THEY'RE PUTTING ADS IN TIMES
WHERE IN NEWSPAPERS AND THEY'RE
HAVING FUN WITH IT AND WISH IT
COULD BE AT A POINT WHERE YOU
IN ONE OF THE THINGS HE LEARNED
FROM DIFFERENCES -- FOR ME
PATRIOTISM IS NOT WHERE LAKE JOY
SHARING BECAUSE IT MIGHT FAIL
WAS WITH THE COUNTRY MIGHT FAIL
AND MY PARTY WINS.
WE SHOULD BE FOR AMERICA AND I
DON'T KNOW THE POINT --
FOX NEWS AND WHEN BOXES
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG AND
EVERYONE ELSE IS RIGHT IT'S
WEIRD POLITICAL THING.
HILLARY CLINTON, 33000 DELETED
E-MAILS AFTER A SUBPOENA FROM
CONGRESS AND THEY WERE LIKE THAT
WAS MISPLACED IT.
YOU DO NOT MISPLACE 33000
THE DAMN HARD DRIVE BUT THEY
GREG: I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO DO
BECAUSE THAT'S A LOT OF
DEPRESSING, TYRUS.
A LOT OF PRESSING.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THESE WORDS?
>> NOT JUST THE AWARDS BUT IT'S
BESMIRCH THE NFL, RATINGS ARE
DOWN ON ALL THE OTHER MAJOR
THINGS BECAUSE OF ALL THIS
VIEWED BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP
AND THE MEDIA.
I THINK MOST OF THESE REPORTERS,
IT'S AN AWARD.
THEY WILL BE LIKE ALL WEAR IT AS
A BADGE OF HONOR.
GREG: IT IS.
>> LITERALLY, THEY WILL NOT
RESIST BECAUSE IF IT WAS REALLY
ABOUT THEIR INTEGRITY THEY WOULD
NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT JUST LIKE
THEY TELL YOU IGNORE SOMEONE OR
WHATEVER,
THEY TELL YOU IGNORE SOMEONE OR WHATEVER, THEY WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE
IT BECAUSE IT WOULD GET THEM
READINGS AND PEOPLE WILL WANT TO
SEE THE RESPONSE INTO IF HE AND
USUALLY PRESENT DROP EVERY DOES
IS BIG-TIME AND THERE WILL BE
SOME LOVELY TROPHIES TO THE
POINT WHERE I MIGHT WANT TO DROP
SOME LIES ABOUT HIM THIS WEEKEND
SO I COULD POSSIBLY PICK ONE UP.
I WISH HE WOULD GET BACK.
WE COULD HOST IT.
I WOULD HOSTED IN A MINUTE.
GREG: I DON'T KNOW IF HE BE
ALLOWED TO.
>> THINK WERE UPPER ONE?
GET ONE.
HE HAS GROWN UP.
HE WAS A GUEST ON REDEYE AND I