- Please welcome Matt Benedetto!
(clapping) (audience cheering)
All right, so first,
Matt, there is a distinction, right?
These are unnecessary inventions, not useless inventions.
- That is exactly correct.
So basically I try to design all of my inventions
to have some sort of use,
but they're gonna be completely unnecessary
to have in your daily life. - I love it, I'm in.
All right, so show us what you got.
- Hey Matt, this one seems pretty necessary.
(laughing)
- I don't know about that, Adam.
So, this right here is the TP pleaser.
- Okay.
- So everyone has a certain way
they need their toilet paper to go,
whether it's over the front, - [Kelly] Mine's over the top.
- Or behind the back.
- Right. - True.
- And maybe your significant other
likes it the opposite direction that you do.
So this one you have
two different toilet paper holders on it,
and you can go pull it out and flip it around.
- [Kelly] What?
- [Matt] And you always have your toilet paper
falling the exact way that you need to have it going.
- Do you know what that is, Matt? That's thoughtful.
- Matt!
- That's thoughtful. - That is.
- I think that's going
to save some marriages. - It drives me insane.
It drives me insane - Exactly!
- when people turn it and it goes under.
I'm actually weird about it.
- What?? - Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm a behind the back kind of guy.
- Okay, all right, let's move. What's this pizza number?
Let's do it guys. - So the next one we have
is called the Pizza Fanny Pack.
And so, I don't know about you guys,
But I always--
- Put it on, Adam.
- Yeah, put it on. Let's see how you model it.
They are in style these days.
- [Kelly] Do you want me to do it? (laughing)
- [Matt] So I always buy too much pizza
and I can never finish it in one sitting.
- [Kelly] Yeah.
- [Matt] So maybe a date night,
you're out with someone and you get some extra pizza.
(audience clapping)
- [Adam] That's perfect.
- [Kelly] That's better, that's better.
We keep it classy here, Matt.
- I've always been told
that I have pepperoni nipples.
So this is...
(laughing)
This is perfect for me.
- I see this on the runway in Paris right now.
- Exactly.
And fanny packs are in.
- [Matt] They are very in right now.
- [Kelly] You're on point right now.
All right, so you can save it.
How do you get into it?
- Oh yeah.
- [Kelly] There's a reflector.
- [Matt] Safety always first.
- [Kelly] Safety first, it's a reflector.
- In case you're out running,
a car will see you from the back.
- How many runners are bringing their pizza?
- And then... - [Kelly] I wouldn't do that.
- Easy to grab pooch.
- Pooch, (laughing) oh my god.
- I hope that is edible.
- I know, I hope it's not too old!
All right, let's move on!
- [Adam] Three-day-old pizza.
- What's next, okay.
- So the next one we have is called the Tear-Rings.
- [Kelly] (laughing) These are earrings?
- No, they are called the Tear-Rings.
- [Kelly] The Tear-Rings.
- Yes, and so it would be good for some of your guests.
Adam, you want to try it out?
- Let's do it, you're doing so well.
- Okay, Well okay. - [Kelly] We have earrings in.
- [Matt] And so maybe Adam has an emotional story
that he has and he starts to cry,
and instead of bringing him some--
- And they're so comfortable, Matt.
- Well I design everything for me and nobody else.
And so yeah--
- [Kelly] You need a little tissue.
Just get that eye.
- [Matt] And you can just wipe your eyes.
Maybe you start crying.
Or you're laughing too much at his amazing jokes.
- [Amy] Oh that would be good.
- One of these.
Or if you're a little boogie,
you can take care of that. - Yeah, just get in there.
I actually need this on my show.
I cry a lot.
Anyway, all right, let's get to this cause it's melting.
- And so the very last one,
so everybody loves ice cream.
- I'm being selfish.
This one's mine.
It's cookies and cream.
- [Adam] Oh lucky.
- But it can be extremely excruciating turning the cone,
getting it exactly right,
licking all around the ice cream.
And so what I created was the Right Round Cone.
- I feel like you just created the sexiest commercial
for, like, this tool.
- Yeah (laughing) add it to your favorite high power drill.
Put your ice cream cone in.
- Because I have a lot of high power drills.
So I have a favorite and the other one.
- There's your favorite, your most used, or, exactly.
- Right, exactly, of course.
- And then so... (laughing)
- [Matt] Would you like to try as well? And so you go--
(audience gasping)
The five-second rule, quick, quick, quick!
And you just spin it around
and let the Right Round Cone do all of the work for you.
- Right round, baby.
(audience laughing)
- Record player.
- [Matt] Get it, get it, come on.
You can, come on, a little more.
That's why we have the apron.
- [Kelly] I could get into this. (laughing)
- [Kelly] My kids would get into that.
(laughing)
- I'm into it. My kids would get into this.
- [Adam] It's not bad.
- [Kelly] Well mine's cookies and cream,
that's why it's awesome.
(laughing)
- [Matt] Exactly, I love when people combine my inventions.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much, Matt Benedetto!
His series, Unnecessary Inventions, is available on YouTube.
You can also check out his book,
"101 Unnecessary Inventions."
It's available now.