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- (FBE) So we have a challenge for you.
We've got a bunch of videos,
and you have to try to get through them all
without smiling or laughing. - Aw, man. You know me. I can't.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- Yes! I haven't been on an episode yet.
Now is the time to test myself to see what's up.
- (FBE) These videos were all chosen by viewers
all over the world who think their submissions
will get you to lose this challenge. - Okay.
I'll see.
- You guys are actually really good at this.
I used to talk so much crap.
And I was like, "Yeah, I can do this."
But in reality, I can't.
- Part of me wants to say, "Bring it on."
And the other part of me is like, "I'm gonna crash and burn,
and you all get to watch."
- Take off the top, and what will happen?
Something very dramatic.
- This looks like one of those videos you see in school.
- (Gordon Ramsay) ...fucking...
Who's putting all this in the bin?
- The cuss words are what get me.
Like, cuss words for me are like a sense of humor,
especially 'cause I use them in every sentence.
Heh. So-- dang it!
(buzzer)
- (Ramsay) How many portions are you putting in there?
- Oh.
- What are those? That's-- whoa, what the fuck?
- (Ramsay) Look! Look!
What the fuck is this? - Done.
Who found this? Who made this?
(buzzer)
- (Ramsay) What the fuck is this?
- Fantastic.
- I don't get it.
- You motherfuckers are gonna kill all my lilies!
- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?
(gunshots, screaming) - Oh. No.
(buzzer)
- (Patrick Stewart) Motherfuckers are gonna kill all my lilies!
- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?
(gunshots, screaming)
- (Stewart) Motherfuckers are gonna kill all my lilies!
- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?
(gunshots, screaming)
- Damn.
- I fucking hate SpongeBob. So I'm happy that happened, okay.
- (man) Now you're holding a cube.
- (man) Oh. Wow.
- (man) What are you going for? The 6?
(man grunts)
(clattering) - (man) Oh, Jesus.
- (chuckling)
(buzzer)
(man grunts)
(clattering) - (man) Oh, Jesus.
- (restrained) You-- you-- okay.
Falling makes me laugh so hard.
(buzzer)
- (man) Jesus [bleep] hell. - That's a dope game though.
- (man) Did you try to lean on the table?
- (man) Yeah. (laughter)
- Come on, kids. Come on.
- (weatherwoman) ...from Carmel if you're using US-31.
Southbou-- (falls) - Oh my god.
No, I'm sorry. (laughs)
(buzzer)
- (weatherwoman) ...if you're using US-31. Southbou--
(falls) - (man) Whoa!
- Girl. - (weatherwoman) ...your average speed
is 43 miles per hour.
- Nice, dude. She fought through it.
- (newsman) And, "Thought nothing will ever be
as cool as crystal meth."
- (newswoman) Pepsi.
- (snorts) (buzzer)
- (newsman) "Nothing will ever be as cool as crystal meth."
- (newswoman) Pepsi. - Sorry?
- (newsman) "Nothing will ever be as cool as crystal meth."
- (newswoman) Pepsi.
- I know what he's doing every day.
- (newswoman) Do you think Snowden's actions
were worth that risk?
- (Jon Hendren) I think they cast him out
to make him invalid in society,
uh, simply because he has scissors for hands.
I mean, that's so strange.
Just because he was created on top of a mountain
by Vincent Price and incomplete
with scissors for hands and no heart.
Uh, Edward Scissorhands is a complete hero to me.
- Sorry, did he confuse Edward Snowden with Edward Scissorhands?
- (Hendren) ...waterbed with his scissor finger? Like, that was--
- He's definitely trolling.
- (newswoman) Well, Jon, I appreciate you giving us your opinion.
- Yes.
- My heart rate's fast.
(quiet whirring)
- (robot) All right, where do you want this?
Mother[bleep]. Ow!
What the [bleep], Kevin?
[Bleep] damn it. - Freaking Kevin, man.
- What? - (robot) Oh-h-ho.
We can move on.
- (laughs)
You know how long I was holding in that laugh?
(buzzer)
- (robot) Oh! (chuckling)
All right. Okay.
- That's so mean.
- (robot) See you later, Kevin! See you tomorrow, [bleep] face!
- Do you think he gets paid? Do you think he gets paychecks?
- (robot) I hope a robot doesn't burn your [bleep] house down!
- That one was tough.
(ding) - (FBE) Congratulations. You won!
- Oh my god.
(ding) - Piece of cake.
- (laughs) Did I do it? Yes!
- (shouts and laughs triumphantly)
- (FBE) So if you could talk to the fan
who suggested this video that made you lose,
what would you say to them?
- Y'all got way too much time on your hands.
Where do you find these?
- 80% of them are funny.
- That was a huge challenge, obviously,
'cause I lost really quickly.
But like, ah, I love videos like this.
- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh
on the React channel.
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
- See you next time, everyone. Bye!
- Hey, everybody. Derek here, one of the React channel producers.
And don't be like Kevin. Be nice to the robots.
I mean, they're gonna rule us all anyways one day.
I've seen Westworld.
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