[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yo, you already know rapper Tekashi
6ix9ine pled guilty to racketeering
and drug trafficking charges.
Mm-hm, and because he snitched on the Bloods he's eventually
going into witness protection.
Or moving one town away, either way.
So he was just going to be out here living a normal life.
The only problem is that this is Tekashi 6ix9ine,
look at this man's face.
Yes.
[MUSIC - TEKASHI 6IX9INE]
You don't think telling people to suck your dick online got
anything to do with it, too?
Nah, I tell em they can suck my dick every day.
[MUSIC - TEKASHI 6IX9INE, "Billy"]
When I went to LA for All-Star Weekend I'm with two people.
I'm-- it's me and two other people.
I don't walk around.
Why?
Because I let my nuts hang.
Like, that's-- that's bottom line, like--
Yeah, let those--
let those nuts hang. - He does.
He lets his nuts hang. - Yeah.
There's no monster.com application
for letting nuts hang.
Yeah.
"Skills, lets nuts hang.
Also bilingual."
OFF SCREEN: Is Tekashi a good rapper?
Does he have bars?
Um--
I mean--
Teka-- you know what Tekashi was good for?
Like, if you ignore the fact, like, the snitching and like,
the "I'm--"
No, that's not how it works.
"--fake Blood" and all that other shit.
Like, if you just played that song
and didn't tell me who it was, I'd be like,
yo, that shit is aggressive, like, I
wanna go beat somebody up or like, I don't know,
take a long shower? I don't know.
[AUDIENCE GIGGLING]
You know what I'm saying?
It's not good music.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, music you listen to before you go to court
and you're going to snitch on other people, to hop you up.
Like, point out her, her, her.
So we were wondering how Tekashi is
going to live under the radar.
It'll probably takes some adjustment,
you know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
So it's possible.
Buy a dog?
Well, it is a lifetime guarantee so--
Unfortunately, since you bought
those pants more than a month ago,
we cannot offer a full refund--
Yeah, this is Brian Henderson69, yes,
how can I help you?
No, I cannot return your salmon-colored turtleneck.
Are you dumb?
If you want to return your stupid fucking turtleneck
call somebody else.
Because I let my fucking nuts hang.
Hanging up on your bitch ass.
Goodbye.
[PHONE BEEPS]
Good fucking morning, this is Brian Henderson69,
how can I help you?
[INDISTINGUISHABLE VOICE OVER PHONE]
No, I cannot do that, sir.
[VOICE CONTINUING]
No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Listen, stop.
Bye.
[HANGS UP]
Fucking clown.
Hey, Brian.
Working hard or hardly working?
Yeah, both.
Uh, I've listened to a couple of the recordings
and you seem to get a little aggressive with the people
on the phone--
Oh, you got to be.
It's in my key words, look.
"Bitch," "ho," "fuck you," and "let my nuts hang."
Yeah!
Yeah, that's not-- we didn't give that to you.
I think you wrote that--
Nah, I made this shit up on my own.
I called a audible, you feel me?
I'm out here doing work, blood.
OK, again, it's a little aggressive
when you're coming at me--
You gotta be aggressive in the call center, Keith,
you understand?
Look, I--
Patrick said that you ate his lunch the other day
and made him watch?
That's right.
Watch me eat your sandwich, Patrick!
Look me in my eyes!
[PATRICK CRYING]
Look!
Mm!
[PATRICK WAILING]
I let my nuts hang.
I do what I want, blood.
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC CUTTING OFF]
[MUSIC RESUMING]
Oh yeah, so it was a binge and shrill this weekend.
Oh, I've heard good things about that show.
Oh, it's funny, you know?
What's that?
Aidy Bryant, you know, it's like a fun, you know,
Portland and-- - It's kind of like a--
- --writer, yeah. - Oh, Portland?
That's where I'm from! [LAUGHING]
- Didn't you say-- - That's wild.
I thought you were from Flagstaff.
I-- I-- I went to college in Portland.
It's online, it's online.
I study criminal justice, you know what I'm saying,
because I want to put criminals away, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm not a snitch.
Shrill. Have you watched--
Shrill?
You need to watch real nigga shit.
OK-- Real nigga shit, like, you know what I'm saying,
like "Gilmore Girls."
Oh, uh--
It's "Gilmore Girls," B!
Knock, knock.
I let my nuts hang, I do what I want.
I know you let your nuts hang, um--
OK, thank you.
We have a birthday card for Stacey
and we just wanted you to put your name
on it, that'd be great.
Just sign that there for--
I got a question for you.
KEITH: Yeah?
Who the fuck is Stacey?
KEITH: S-Stacey.
Why would I sign a card of somebody I don't fucking know?
Just put your name in there--
All right, you know what I'm gonna write in here?
I'm writing, "fuck you, Stacey, eat a dick."
You know, again, I just--
"Brian Henderson69, suck my dick--"
You're taking up too much of the card.
"--stupid. Stupid!"
You're taking up too much of the card.
Fuck out of here, I got a call, excuse me.
Somebody's dissatisfied with their duvet.
[OFFICEMATES SINGING]
Happy birthday, dear Stacey, happy birth--
(SINGING) Cock is sagging, fly like a dragon,
bitches suck my dick cause I'm fly like Aladdin, Licky,
licky, licky.
What the fuck you looking at, Keith?
[SINGING QUIETLY]
[INAUDIBLE] gang bang.
[INAUDIBLE] let my nuts hang, let your nuts hang--
I know that's you, Tekashi.
How?
The fucking tattoos, you idiot, and the rainbow hair!
You think people are not going to notice it's you?
And you're not from Flagstaff, motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
Yo, you-- you-- you didn't-- you didn't wash your hands.
'Cause I'm nasty!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]