S : Today we are gonna try virtual reality for the first time.
M : Oh. My. God. Simon is gonna poop his pants. *Simon screaming*
*💀 more screaming 💀*
S : So we are at Diver City and we are going to the Virtual Reality project i Can run by Bandai
S : and we're gonna play a couple of their games
M : We're gonna play one game which involves going out on like a beam to be like scared of heights
M : Which I think you're gonna lose it at
S : I'm terrible with heights / M : Yes
M : and then we are gonna do a 👻 horror game 👻
M : Which I-- I'm really excited to try this one because you know you see other youtubers that try those games and they are screaming
M : and I'm like, "They're probably acting" / S : They are probably little *🐑🐑🐑*
M : Let's find out if we really are scared. I think we can beat this.
M : I don't think it's gonna be too scary.
M : Also side note, gigantic Gundam.
M : Oh yes, so sexy right now
M : Ah! The doors closing, I'm not ready.
M : (laughing) I'm not ready
S : You're making me nervous
M : Oh. My. God.
M : Wow
M : This is totally insane
M : *Gasp* / Worker : Please save the cat and return to the elevator
Worker : Please don't run, don't jump, just walk.
M : *Gasp* lil' kitty
M : Oh. My. God
*more gasping*
M : Wow, this is quite the view.
M : Oh my god guys, there's like a breeze coming at me
M : Hi sweet lil' kitty, I'm gonna help you, okay?
M : Oh.My.God. Simon is gonna poop his pants
*gasping*
M : Oh my god, guys
M : This is absolutely horrifying 💀
M : Okay, alright. Okay, okay, alright. Okay, oh my god.
M : Oh my god. Dr.Meemersworth, I'm coming for you little baby
M : I'm coming for you baby boy
M : Come here little buddy
M : Oh.My.God (x4)
M : Oh.My.God
M : Hi sweet baby
M : *laughs hysterically*
M : SIMON YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
M : YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS SIMON
M : I'm like pouring sweat down my body
M : Oh.My.God. I'm so far from the elevator *uhugh*
M : Survive if I don't, little kitten.
🎉 VICTORY MUSIC 🎉
M : You are the worst cat ever
M : Why would you do this to me
M : *laughs* You're gonna die, YOU'RE GONNA -- He's scared of heights -- YOU'RE GONNA DIE
M : Simon, my heart is like -- If you can feel my heart right now, it's like through the roof
M : Come feel my heart
S : *nervous laugh* it's pounding pretty bad
S : Whoa, we're going up pretty fast!
S : WE'RE GOING UP PRETTY FAST! SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
S : *screams of horror*
Worker : Please save the cat and return to elevator
S : YOU STUPID CAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Worker : Please don't run, don't jump, just walk.
S : Oh.My.God (x3)
S : Please don't (x2) Ohhh
S : You come here, come here
S : Oh.My.God -- This, this, OHH
S : Oh.My.God.
Ohh Ohh OHHHHHH
S: no, NO (x6))
S : Okay, you know what. Imma crawl
S : You know what. Imma crawl
S : YOU STUPID CAT. *more screams*
S : Please come here.
S : Cat come here
S : Come here
S : Oh. My. God. AHH! KITTY!
s : I GOT YOU KITTY!
S : Okay, come here. Grab you by the scruff of the neck!
*more screams/ music to Martina's ears 😆* WHY WHY
*more hysterical laughter*
S : This is the worst idea ever
This is the worst!
Oh my god that's just - Am I- Am I- *unsteady noises*
S : Is that good? YOU STUPID CAT!
S : I'm dripping with sweat
S : I've never-- I've never sweat this much in a video game before
S : Like can you see glistening of my hands?
M : How do you feel?
S : I don't want to do VR again
M : Now we have to go to the horror room / S: *nervous laughter*
👻👻👻
M : This haunted house is after you
M : Never enter aloneee~~ 👻
M : Okay, so story is we're both gonna be in wheelchairs that are
M : We have tiny little power sticks and we have flashlights. And the flashlights help us guide which path we wanna take
M : and if one of us dies, the whole game ends
M : So they're saying that there's basically-- / S : This game is over in 30 secs / M : If we die right away, right?
M : You know what, I don't feel great,
M : I think I have a tummy ache / S : I think this movie's over / M : Oh, my tooth hurts suddenly.
👻👻👻
M : I do not like this at all
S : I don't like this / M : I don't like this at all
M : Oh.My.God, this is absolutely realistic
M : We are gonna go left okay, I see you.
M : Okay, we are gonna go left. Ready?
M : Ahh~ I can't come with you ducky, I'm alone
S : Yeah, I'm alone too girl
M : I'm scared / S: *starts panicking*
M : I don't wanna do this anymore. / S : Okay, people are alive here
S : Okay, okay, You know what. Just go straight ahead
S : Just go straight ahead. / M&S : Oh.My.God / M: This is awful
👻 *commence the screaming* 👻
M : Ducky / S : Where we going? We are going straight. / M : *screams*
S : Ducky don't die! / M : 👻Keeps screaming 👻
S : Ducky! DUCKY! / M: 👻 just keep screaming, screaming, screaming 👻
S : This is the worst, this is really the worst thing ever.
S : This is the worst thing that was ever invented ever / M : ever invented ever
S : Who the 🐑🐑🐑 is that?!
S : Ducky, Ducky what 🐑🐑🐑, Ducky what 🐑🐑🐑
M : Okay, well I'm gonna go to the right and uhh S: I don't have a-
👻YASS SCREAMSS👻
*more 🐑🐑🐑 sounds*
👻YASS SCREAMSS 👻
M : Ducky, what are you seeing?
S : IDK, someone just jump and grabbed jump on to my tits(?)(What the? A sexual harassment ghost?)
M : Okay, there is someone locked up behind the bar
M : I don't wanna go that way
S : Ah holy sh*t, this is the worst. THIS IS THE WORST
S : THIS IS LITERALY THE WORST
M : I wanna go back to rescuing cats
M : I'm in a morgue, I'm in the F. Notting Morgue
S : Okay, there's an alarm bell that just rang
M : 👻 AHHHHH~~~ 👻
S : DUCKY ARE YOU OKAY?! / M : 👻👻👻
M : Something jumped at me in the morgue
M : There is a laser / S : Don't hit the laser.
M : Okay. So we gotta wait for it to raise up. / S : Yeah yeah
S : go, Go, GO, GO, GO!
S : Holy sh*t ! What is this Resident Evil bullsh*t-- these lasers
S : Okay, slow down / M : alright, alright
M : OhOh! I'm beside a meatbag and it's alive
S : Okay / M : Okay. You ready? and... GOGOGO
👻 scream, scream, everywhere 👻
M : DUCKYYYY!! / S : Holy 🐑🐑🐑
M : Ducky, did you die?
S : I'm just going straight. I'm just going for it
🐑🐑🐑
👻 Impressive vocal chords 👻
M : I wanna go rescue cats.
👻 Martina, you have awesome vocal chords, have you ever considered going for opera singing lessons? 👻
M : No No No / S : This is the worst thing ever / Both : THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
M : I wanna go back to Food Adventure Program For Awesome People (FAPFAP) and eat sushi and win capsule toys
S : Ducky, are you with me / M : I see you
S : I am sweating. What is the policy if I urinate in this chair right now?
S : Do you wanna give up?/ 👻Ghost 👻 :You can't give up
M : ah, Ah, AH / S : I can't see anything. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
M : I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING / S : What's happening?!
S : Holy 🐑🐑🐑! Some one is coming here with something on their genitals. (👻Sexy ghost 👻)
M : No no no, buddy.
M : I'm- I'mma flashlight you with my Sailor Moon beam
S : I'm- I'm stuck in a chair, I can't move.
M : Really? / S : I'm literally just watching somebody kill people
M : Oh.My.God, I'm drenched in sweat, I'm so sad right now.
S : Okay, I just watched somebody get murdered. HEY YOU ASS*🐑🐑🐑* STOP 🐑🐑🐑
S : YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
S : YOU CAN STILL.. MAKE SOMETHING OF YOUR LIFE
M : Oh my god / S : You don't have to kill anybody here, look
M : I am doing this alone and something is gonna jump out at me and I'm gonna punch Dan by accident my hand is quivering
S : Okay, I'm about to get a pick in the -- HEY! CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND
S : No please don't, PLEASE DON'T! AWWW!!
S : Ducky, I just got stabbed in the face. / M: Did you die?
S : I died / M : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
M : So, I'm about to die now. You-- donkey-- *ahhh* *waagh*
M : You are the worst, you--
S : Okay, game over.
M : Oh. My. God
M : Hey
S : Who made this?! / M : Let's not do that again
S : It's totally fine, I wasn't scared at all. / 👻 : Oh, really?
M : I'm -- I am drenched in sweat right now
S : That was the worst / M : That was awful, that was so awful
S : Can you see this? / M : Okay, you know when you see-- you know when you see people do VR online?
M : Like Pewdiepie and they jump and stuff
M : and you're like "Ooh, they are probably faking it.'' No, they're not.
M : You are actually in a wheelchair, you can see it, you can feel it
M : and when people jump out at you. They come right up into your freaking faces.
M : Like I definitely almost punched Dan or the wall or something, cause I felt like I was tryna like, reach out
M : It is so legitimately scary.
M : The minute that we started rolling, I was like "I don't want to do this anymore." It felt so real.
S : I just wanna go outside / M : Why don't we do the train conductor ride.
M : It's just a ride where you're just a train conductor. 🚅
M : You can be Mr. Whiskers and just push the choo choo train
M : Okay, let's go do that
M : emm
S : That was
S : That was the worst thing I've ever experienced
M : *stutters*
M : That was really real
S : That was terrible / M : I need new clothing, I'm fully drenched in sweat
S : There's a big gaijin turd I left there
M : Oh my god, guys, I
M : This was really amazing. We only tried 2 out of all the different things that were here
M : I'm serious when I say that it is completely immersive
M : They have like wind and it's absolutely terrifying
M : It's really fun / S: That was-
S : This is the future / M: If you wanna learn more information on coming to this awesome place
M : You have to click on the link here, it'll take you over to our website
M : and we've done a whole bunch of translation for you guys for their Japanese website
M : and we'll tell you how you guys can get out here and buy admission tickets to get in
S : Can we have some candy now? / M : Let's go get some candy 🍬🍭
M : Let's go get some candy 🍬🍭
*subs by Joshua's Kookie. Sorry for the mistakes and if you find my comments annoying or offensive, it was all jokes. Don't kill me pls 😁*