- What's up. Welcome back to "Dude Dad."
Welcome to another edition of "Mom versus Dad."
Today, we're doing anniversary gifts.
- We've been married for 10 years.
- A full decade.
Did it.
All right, so today we each have five very special gifts
for each other, and I think it's gonna be really special.
I got you some great stuff.
- I got you some great stuff.
- Okay. Let's do it.
- [Both] Item number one.
- A hotel stay.
- Wait, what does yours say?
- This is a hotel stay at the DoubleTree,
which is a three star,
but on Google, it has 4.3 stars.
(Heidi laughing)
My thought is, is that we go to a hotel
and throw up the do not disturb.
And we get some alone time.
Just the two of us.
Nobody to bother us, nobody to--
- No kids.
- No Kids. Exactly.
- Okay. Well, mine was the same thought,
but it was a gift card to Airbnb.
- Oh.
- Hey babe. Happy anniversary.
This is an Airbnb gift card of $500.
- $500?
- If you want to go someplace nice.
I wasn't getting like, you know, maybe Vale.
- But mine comes with free waffles in the morning.
(Heidi chuckling)
- [Both] Gift number two.
- Tylenol.
- A Nintendo Switch.
- Wow. That's awesome.
- With Mario Kart.
- Proceed.
- You know, you're like my best friend.
I remember when we were growing up,
I didn't have a Nintendo
or any sort of gaming system growing up.
So I always had to go to everyone else's house.
So I was like,
I can give this to you,
and you can call me over
and we can be the cool kids that have the Nintendo.
- Okay. That's really thoughtful.
I got you a box of Tylenol
because I know you get headaches a lot.
And I thought maybe if you had a big ol' thing of Tylenol,
you wouldn't have headaches as much.
- Thank you. This is a headache.
- That was really, that was really thoughtful, babe.
You're going to need that when I beat you.
- Maybe I'll re-gift some to you
because I'm going to beat you.
- I can't wait to play this with my best friend.
- [Both] Gift number three.
- New tools.
- His and her books.
Why do I need tools?
- No, see in here is your new laundry room.
- New laundry room?
- Cause I know you want me to remodel the laundry room.
So I thought if I get new tools for the project,
then the project will get done faster.
So this is, these are for, this is the,
I was thinking of you. - Why didn't you just get me
a new washer and dryer for the laundry room?
- Let's talk about your books.
- Okay. So this one is called, "Keep Your Love On!
Connection, Communication and Boundaries."
And because I'm more straight faced,
mine is "Have More Fun."
We can read them at the same time
and then share knowledge with each other.
- So you want me to be more connected,
communicated and put up more boundaries?
- It's just about understanding what all these things are.
So that when I set boundaries up,
you understand where they're coming from.
- Sounds fun.
- So do tools.
- [Both] Item number four.
- Lingerie.
- A hot tub.
- A hot tub?
- A hot tub.
See, these are all the different chemicals
that you have to use to make sure
that you are maintaining your hot tub.
Sort of like a metaphor for marriage.
We have to maintain so many things
so that our marriage can stay healthy.
We can also hang out and relax in there
and spend time, not on phones.
- And keep our love on, in the hot tub.
That's a good gift.
That's a great gift. - I'm really good at gifts.
Well, I'm pretty good at gifts too.
So I just want you to know how difficult it was
for me to go into this store and get this for you.
But I think you're really going to like it.
Just a fun, you know, sorta spicy little number here.
I was thinking that it would be practical
because I know you're still nursing.
So these holes here will allow you to do that.
It also looks like ratchet straps,
which you use to keep your most valuable cargo,
secure and safe.
I'm securing our marriage with the cargo strap lingerie.
- Well, let's not try this on on camera. Okay.
- We'll save it for the keeping our love connect love on.
That's for you.
Thank you. When does the hot tub get here?
- Not soon enough.
- [Both] Gift number five.
- A letter.
- A canvas of our favorite wedding photo.
- Aw. Oh, that's awesome.
- Yeah.
- Look how young we look.
- I know, we're like babies.
- I had that swoopy hair.
All right. Well for my final gift,
I thought maybe, you know,
like you could just write your spouse.
Nothing too crazy. Just something kind of straightforward.
Like you could say something like,
to my wife, 10 years ago when we got married,
I honestly had no idea what I was getting into.
I had no idea the gold mine that I had struck.
I didn't know that you would be the person in my life
to literally make my dreams come true.
I had no idea that you would compliment me in every way.
I had no idea that you would not only support me,
but make everything I do better.
I had no idea
that you would be the mother to my three children
and be living proof that love is limitless.
I had no idea that you would look better with age.
I had no idea that it was possible
to fall in love with you over and over again.
I love you.
You know, you could say something like that.
- That's very sweet babe.
- Thank you.
Is it sweet enough to put the ratchet straps on?
- Yeah.
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(rock music)
- [Child] Da doo da doo da doo.
- How much do you remember of that day?
- A lot. I remember a lot of that day.
It's crazy how some things haven't changed at all.
- Here's something that changed.
- Aw.
Hey mister.
Say, happy anniversary.
- If you convince your mom to put on those ratchet straps,
you might get a little brother or sister.
(Heidi laughing)