Oh, hey! Are you here to see the waning crescent tonight?
...The what?
The old moon phase, of course.
Looks small from here, but it actually has a diameter of 3,747 kilometers across!
It's huge,
but from this angle it looks small...
Just like me on this show.
I feel like nobody really notices me here.
I've never been the best at making friends...
Yeah, I'm a teensy weensy bit awkard too.
HYEAH HYEAH HYAAH HYAH
[RUNNING]
[BUSH]
Marshmallow!
Where are you??!
It's nearly 8:00!!
And we haven't finished our finger painting session yet!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Phew!
I think I lost her.
Thanks for helping me ditch Apple.
Well it's nice to know that someone on the team is bright enough to still appreciate me.
It's just so annoying that Apple doesn't even care about Bow.
I feel so guilty.
Don't worry.
You WERE just trying to save MePhone in the finale,
I'm sure Bow would've understood.
Guess we aren't the only troubled ones here.
[ZAP]
AAAHHHHH!
[Slam]
Marsh, thank goodness I found you.
We're late for our fingerpaint session!
So.... close.....
[BEEP BOOP BOP]
Hello Peasants, I'm the one the pho-
MePhone5S?!
With the new M7 Chip, and retina display?
WOWIE!!
And I'm the beautiful new MePhone5C, The most colorful beauty in existence.
I'm made of plastic.
Neat, huh?
Yeah, that's really something...
Honey, please,
You know how women can be so energetic...
How could you talk down to me like that?!
Am I worth NOTHING to you?
Your right. I'm sorry for being egotistical. Just remember to stick to the plan.
Right, the plan! We must kill the inferior MePh--
SHUT UP DARLING!!! IT'S A SECERT!! [CLEARS THROAT]
Anyway, Yeah. Do you know where he might be?
Uh. [CLEARS THROAT]
[whisper] we'll take care of that.
Uh, so, guys, you- you actually JUST missed him!
Oh yes! Indeed! He's right near that cliff over there!
Thanks for the help darling!
I'm having trouble detecting him.
Maybe my fingerprint scanner can help.
Oh, my! So advanced! So dreamy!
Not sure what you're doing, but in the real world, we look with OUR EYES!
Honey, Would you mind going down there and checking it out?
Sure babycakes!
Meeple Maps says fly straight down!
[BONK]
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH]
[COUGHING]
[EXPLOSION]
Oh.
That was easier than i thought.
It's like they get less intelligent every generation.
Hmm... huh.
[SCREAMING]
Where are you going, Marshmallow?! WHAT ABOUT THE FINGERPAINTS?! AAAAAAHHahahh!!!!
[intro]
Inanimate Insanity II, Inanimate Insanity, Season 2, Episode 6, 'Let Er' R.I.P.
Today, Because of the spooky setting for this episode,
I got halloween themed pumpkins, And they're really heavy!
Umm...It's not halloween...
You are off by over a month sir.
Close enough...
Anyway, the pumpkins go to Marshmallow, Test Tube, Apple and Fan!
Wow Marsh! We're both safe! We have so much in common!
HAHA
Can you please stop strangling me? rahh!
We're down to our bottom three!
I can't say im surprised.
You guys are pretty annoying!
SHUT UP!!
Security!
BLEH!
Don't worry sir! I've got your back! I WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE HURT YOU!
Ugh! You're spitting on me! Get outta here!
Anyway,
Lightbulb is safe.
Paintbrush and Yin-Yang, you're the bottom two.
I wonder who's gonna go, you know the viewers just love the new characters...
Water! Dr.fizz! WATER! DR.FIZZ!
[PUNCHING]
Really...
boop
Beum beum beum beum beumblrblur
TADA
Yes! Woah!
Huh? No! Oh! I'm so glad!
I'm sorry for the Trouble- NO! SHUT UP!
[PUNCHING]
[DYOOM]
[YANG LAUGHING]
You hear about this sort of thing in the paper, but you never think it's gonna happen to you...
Well guys, to celebrate the Halloween special...
Dude, it's NOT Halloween!
Perhaps if i set the mood! (oh?)
(Super-Duper-Mega Whopper Scary Tune #483)
Yeah, still not working for ya...
Well, for this spine-chilling episode...
You're all going into a haunted house!
(Hallowee-)
Okay Me-Pad i get it!
My apologies sir.
Oh my gosh! You're the worst assistant ever Me-Pad!
And whoever can stay inside the longest
without running out screaming their heads off
wins for their team!
There can't be anything THAT scary in there!
And besides, since when did I even get here?
I've never seen it before!
Like it matters,
Everyone just go in, if you dare!
Oh great... I don't think we're gonna like this challenge!
Pfft... Why? You're not gonna get scared are you?
Well uhh... Ppfft of course not! hehe...
Oh sorry, i just assumed 'cause i thought you were a complete wimp!
(Awkward silence...) Huh...
Ya know team, i've actually been feeling alot better about myself.
A few months ago, i would scream at every cluster of dirt i saw!
But now I feel like I'm finally getting over it...
[BOOM]
(YIKES!)
AHH! IT'S A COBWEB AHH!!
Typical... I'll have to use a little more self-restraining to win this challenge.
Microphone, it's not about you, it's about winning as a team! Together!!
So, whatever you guys do, don't split- [NYOOM] ...up.
Ughh!!
Well, i guess we'll go together then.
Yay!
Yay...
Oh marshmallow,
Are you scared? [SQUEAK]
Why do you keep clinging on to me like that?
I don't wan't you to get hurt is all.
I'm sure if you just let go of me for a minute then nothing bad will happen.
Well...Ok.
(Thud thud) See?
[CRASH]
Ah! No marshmallow!
Finally i'm free! but i gotta hide fast...
No don't go!
Where'd you go marshmallow? Where are you going! ahh!!
Finally, it's over! I'm alone...
(Creepy tune plays)
(oh s**t)
BWAHHH!!! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!)
Hahahaha! Ooh! I got you good! Ahahaha!
Look it's you! You walked into the room and than you went- Hahaha
Aha, hoo! hoo!
...Marshmallow?
Hello?
(Selfie!)
[TYPING]
Which filter do you think works best?
...Try a blue one.
Ooh! That does look good!
Posting it now!
Yeah! W-wait...Bow?! I can't believe it!
You're a ghost!
Oh yeah...Huh, cool right?
I have a tail!
What happened to you? I thought you were dead!
Oh yeah! This is what happens when objects die forever,
Their spirit gets trapped here in purgatory mansion.
It's cool and all, But the cell-service here sucks!
So when you died in the finale, your soul's been here all along?
Pretty much!
Well I thought you'd been mad at me!
Umm...For what?
Well, y'know, I kinda put you in a box and made you turn evil and made you kill yourself?
[SPOOKY SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
BUT I HAVE A TAIL YAY AND ITS ALL THANKS TO YOU! :3
So anyway what are you doing here in this dump?
Well we're on season two of inanimate insanity and-
UGH that show is still going on? When will it end
Well uh the challenge is to scare people out of the mansion
Oh pffft i can do that in like two seconds
...maybe three
I'll take care of that for ya
Really? Even after I killed you?
I have a tail
Yeah yeah right, a tail.
Cool
Let's get this over with then
Ooooooooo
This is the perfect outlet to tell some of my ghost stories
Hahahahaha
HWAHAH
I never saw you as the ghost story type
Oh he is
Come on Baseball, ya gotta get into that Halloween spirit!
It's not Halloween!!
It was a dark and stormy night-
[SCREAMING]
Hey, I barely said anything!
Well... at least i can tell you, Baseball
Yeah i'll pass on that...
(SARCASTICALLY) Huh, man. You reeaaally know how to enjoy yourself.
Hey guys, you two look like you just saw a GHOST!
GHOST!? WHAT!?
Hmhmhmmm.
I'm just messing with you guys.
Oh come on!
Knife! The challenge is to not be scared!
Oooohh, don't trust me?
Okay.
I'll leave you alone with the person that was just sooooo trustworthy last season.
Hnhnhnhn.
Well i guess it's just you and me now Dora.
Like, ew, e still carries that thing around?
Lame!
(Pewalallala)
(BOP)
What the heck, who's doing this?
It's someone you used to constantly bully!
That doesn't really narrow it down...
A D I O S .
[TEARING IN SPANISH]
BlubBlubBulbBlubBlub
No, no, noOOOOOOO!!!!! (SCREAMING)
(toing)
...so then I said, that's not my wife, that's a vampire! (SLAP!)
Come on Cheesy, i'm trying to save my reputation.
Why is it so hard for me not to do something wrong?
I'm not sure you can avoid that. You know what they say...
The past speaks VOLUMES!!!
I'M NOT THAT LOUD!!!
GYAHHHHH!
Oh, like, ow!
Seriously? This is how you scream
[INHALE]
(D O T H E R O A R)
[Screams]
(Yeet)
Wow...seems like you're having a ghoul night! haha. (SLAP!)
Ugh, that wasn't even funny!
UH.. UH.. What did you just say!?
That was not cool, girl!
Why i oughta...
(MAGIC)
(Glass Breaks)
[Screams]
I still don't get it, what's with Paintbrush and Lightbulb always fighting all the time?
Well Lightbulb isn't the best leader, but her goofyness makes her popular.
...and Paintbrush wants the best for the team, but he's acting like a big jerk.
He? I always thought Paintbrush was a girl.
Oh, don't get me started on that one...
Ugh, OMG! Why is everyone being so boring and nice?
(POSSESSION)
Ugh please, that's probably just some loose strings or something
Child's play, gravity would never allow such a catastrophic event.
Uh give it up MePhone, the chair was obviously alive and killed itself.
How felicitous, there's obviously some gravity bending black hole nearby.
UGH! You guys are such nerds! OMG!
AAAAHH!
[Window Crack]
[Bracelety Scream]
Fascinating, a ghost!
But wait, a ghost...
That means... I was wrong.
And if i'm wrong now than it's quite possible,
that everything i've ever studied has been false!
I-I can't believe it- How!?
I- why- WHY?!
[Glass Breaks, Splashes]
Um uh um, okay.
Woah!
Oh, it's you.
Are you here to send me to the calmdown corner again?
Painty! It was just one corner, come on.
I mean, it wouldn't be that bright to get real' uptight,
We're in a creepy, crazy mansion, and Fan's got a lot of fright.
WORD.
...right.
and speaking of bright, it's so dark in here!
I can't see anything!
I'm the sharpest bulb in the shed, I got this!
hee hee
AAAAAUGH!
IT BURNS!
poof
Wow, that's really handy of you!
(Stammering) Ah, um, I-I mean good job or whatever...
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
OW! HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? OW!
Painty! You're flying!
Wow, somebody bribed the animator right here. (haha)
I'm not doing- ow! This on PURPOSE! ow!
I gotcha! We can be flying buddies!
(scream)
UGH! Nickel's story scared the HELIUM out of me! (dude he didn't say anything)
Why is he trying to mess with us?
I'm not so sure he's the one messing with us...
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
You tried to manipulate everyone last season!
Oh come on,
I was HORRIBLE at THAT. How can I be managing THIS?!
Then... WHY DID YOU TRY LAST SEASON? ([':O]
because...
I thought that's how you WIN in a reality show like this...
It's not who I really am! I swear!
I've always been paranoid of what you all think about me, alright?
I'm sorry... I believe you.
Well, I'll always be by your side!
UGH! Boring!
pop
Well of course! Why would I stop being scared?!
AAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (thud)
It's not that I hate Apple or anything.
I'm glad we're friends and all.
Uh-huh. Omg. That's crazy.
I just CAN'T stand her.
Uh-huh.
I just...
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
Ugh. Excuse me, a little respect for the DEAD? Anyway, what about you and pomegranate?
I'm glad we've settled our differences.
We're good friends now. But sometimes, I wish she could just leave me alone.
OH! Um, ha. Just need to get some more cell service over here. BRB.
(Sigh...)
Apple: (Distantly) Yes, I'm so glad Marshmallow is gone.
Now I can enjoy myself! Haha...
Apple...?
After all, I am just using her vote to get further in the game!
YOU. BIG. JERK!
I can't believe you've been using me!
But Marshmallow, I was just kidding! It was a big joke! Ha, ha....
You were by yourself! I can't believe I was ever friends with you!
Bow, take care of her!
Bow?...Hello?!
AAAAAAAAHHH!
Serves her right.
(Unenthusiastically) Help, i'm being possessed, ow!
Yeah, right. You're making a fool out of yourself.
Fine...
Okay, that is not how you look like when you're possesed...
(Woosh)
(Baseball, no!)
Ah... Halloween!
It's pretty funny seeing everyone sike themselves out,
it's pretty pathetic, really.
Good thing i don't have to worry about that.
UGH!
Uhh, can you move please?
(Creaksy creaks)
Ummm
(INHALE)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wh-what? How did we get here?
Oh my gosh...
That was amazing!
I can't believe you actually scared me!
What are you talking about?
Oh, scary AND modest?
Baseball, it's times like these
I realize why we're true friends.
...what?
Bow? Did you scare everyone out of the mansion? That means i win!
Yay!
(Distantly soap) Ah! It's a cobweb!
Except her...
Okay, i think i got all the dust bunnies(?)
Except (gasp) you!
(Vacuum sucks the dust)
(Woosh)
(Soap doesn't even hear it :/)
Umm, hello?
(Bow!)
Oh, oopsies...
You... You monster!
Did you just kill my friend?
Sorry, but did you see that cobweb?
We've got bigger problems in our hands...
I didn't let Bow scare 12 people out of here for nothing!
You're going DOWN!
Uh oh, uhhh...
Hey! Let go of me!
(Oh no)
Sorry again, but yay I win! (why soap why)
And it looks like the grand slams win again!
And the six Bright Lights will have to face elimination.
(Voting already ended so stop.)
(Voting already ended so stop.) So who's going home?
(Finally, I subtitled this for a day!)
(Well this is the credits so, good bye random person.)
Line Fixing and Grammer Checking by BFDIFan447 (& A ME, A FAN OF SUPER MARIO, WA-HOO!)
Subtitles by Haruka TenOh + Gravitydefyingtaxi