Ahhh ... So - Yeah
- I'm giving up personal hygiene
[Group hug]
I've just met my idol,
- Mm - and you're telling me, off of the back of that - Yeah
- ... that you're giving up personal hygiene.
- Yeah, I mean, actually, what I'm actually saying is, I gave up a while ago and no one's noticed,
so it's clearly fine.
- I'm gonna have to beg to differ on that.
- My hair's really greasy right now. Do I care?
- The whole point of the Internet is to be yourself - Yeah
- But that doesn't mean that I'm gonna give up, in totality, my personal hygiene.
- Why not?
- I mean, there, there is literally ... - It's weighing me down
- ... a plethora of reasons why I would not do that
- I've got too much to do
You know, I used to have this boyfriend, right? - Oh, this is a great way to start a video.
- And he wanted to be a pirate, really badly - I mean, he sounds great!
- So he didn't wash for ages - Okay
- But he used to fill the sink up with, like, salt water and flick it on his face.
- Ahhhhhhmmmm
You're all right, Rosie? - Yeah
- Are you? Mm - I'm fine, actually, yeah
Yeah, having a good day on my tea - Yup
- Yeah - Yeah. Are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah, absolutely fine - ... since the Teen Awards?
- Yeah, um, I was gonna bring something up, actually. - Really?
- It's totally random
- Go on - Nothing at all to do with, like,
- Go on - ... the Teen Awards and the fact that we met Camila and Dua Lipa, but, um - Yeah?
- I just want to say, do you remember that time I kissed a man?
um, on tour?
Tell me again about the Teen Awards?
I was there, so, like you were present when I was kissing that man - D'you know what, Rosie? D'you know what, Rosie?
- Yeah - You might have been there,
but you weren't "there" - Oh I was
I was in her eyes.
D'you know what I saw? - Purity?
- A Rosie fan.
Hah
Yeah?
What are you ... What's, what's ... I'm, I'm there
No ... No. No.
- How does it feel to have been mum-zoned?
- I don't mind, because it depends if I was a stepmum.
- That's true. She was really not specific about that.
- No. We're not blood-related. It doesn't make a difference between ... - Hey!
When the ... - Stepmums are hot. Stifler's mum, I know it's an old trope, but ...
You've got Kate Moss bullet nips. - Thank you
You tell me a mother who has nipples like that.
Can I just say, though, it is goals when BBC Radio 1 tagged you to make sure you know
that Camila made it to number one
- Yeah, uh, I'd like them to tag me for all Dua Lipa things, thanks.
- One thing I am really super excited about about Christmas
is, um, our Christmas lap dance video
I will say that last year's video is probably my favourite video that we ever made on Youtube
- Okay - ... ever.
- What made that video so great is I picked out your outfits. You didn't know what you were gonna be
- I know - You were a Christmas cracker
- I know! What are you gonna do this year? Or is it, is it a secret?
- It's probably a secret, but I want to make you a really awkward shape
so it's very difficult, - Hey
- So maybe like a bauble or something - Hey, I'm already an awkward shape.
What, you agree with that, do you? - No, I don't.
Do you know what I remembered?
When, uh, Grace Helbig used to be dailygrace and she made Baffle Laffle Taffle
and we made it! And It was delicious!
And then we used to make it all the ... - No! What are you remembering?
It was not delicous. You burned it! - Yeah it was. It was the waffle ...
- I'm feeling nostalgic. Now that we've achieved our dreams,
I'm feeling really nostalgic from where, like,
we've come from, our roots - Me too
- ... our roots of, you know,
flea-ridden in ... infested flats and, like, you know ...
- I know! - Yeah?
- My flat had really bad fleas, right? Okay, I had a flea infestation.
Let me tell you why. Because I had eczema at the time,
and I think because of the creams I put on me, right?
I never got bit, ever. So I never got bit - Right
So I didn't know we had fleas - No
- ... until Rose came round, and then like,
Animals love to eat Rose. I'm not surprised because look at her
- Oh babe, that is so sweet - ... so like, they're attra ...
- You tasty - Don't be, don't be insulted. The fleas were probably just biphobic
What's your biggest relationship fear?
- Should we have different friends?
- I, I don't know. Should we?
- No, I wouldn't like it. - Why? Do you not trust me?
- I'd rather have someone, right, meet someone else and cheat on me, right,
than them just get bored of me. - Oh, me too.
- I can't, I can't have that. - Me too. There's nothing worse than someone sitting down with you and saying,
"I just don't love you anymore." - "... love you anymore."
I'd be like, I'd be like, I ... - "Oh!"
- I'd be like, "Why the fuck not?"
- Okay, scenario.
Rosie - Yeah
- I think we need to talk. - Yeah
- The thing is - Yeah
- I feel like ...
I feel like our relationship
has come to, like,
a stagnant, horrible end - Right
- Because ... - Stagnant in which sense?
- It is in ... that, that it smells ... - The relationship's stagnant ...
- ... and that it's kind of boring.
- It's always smelt. It's never been boring.
- That's true. Rosie, I have a problem
because I think the problem is that I just don't love you anymore.
- That's a lot of things in one, isn't it, Rose?
I mean, you used the boring, smelly, and don't-love-you card all in one
When you said it was boring, I was just gonna suggest we sleep with all the lesbian Youtubers 'cause they're all doing it anyway, and just join in
Um, when you say you don't love me anymore, I mean, shocked and upset, but obviously it's a lie.
- Okay - You'll never get over me
- I am obsessed with you. I am obsessed with you. - Should we, should we... Should we break up so I can like ...
- That was fucking horrible - Was it?
- That actually sounds horrible
That sent ... that was horrible - Did it really?
- Yes - Really? - Yes!
It was horrible. I actually ... - Why is the dog slowly slithering out the bean bag?
- Because she's like ... She's like ... - She was like ...
"I'm out!" - "Wow, it's tense! I'm out ..."
That really shocked and upset me, genuinely
I hate this game. - Really?
- This game is stupid!
- Well, I haven't heard Scenario 2, 'cause I thought ... but ... - Well, I don't wanna do a Scenario 2
- ... that's 'cause you used all the scenarios up in Scenario 1. - No, I don't wanna do a Scenario 2. No, I'm doing it
No, this is my Scenario 2.
I gonna get you back now. You really hurt my feelings. - Give me a Scenario 2. Is it that we're on Love Island? ... Okay
- Do you know what hurt? - What?
- That inadvertently hurt my feelings - Really?
- ... which has came as more of a shock!
- What I was gonna say is, shall me break up because
if it ever got boring, Rose, I'd break up, right, but ... - Then we'd get back together
- Yeah, this is what I'm saying, because literally, Rose has said to me so many times before
And it's quite hot, right?
It's that, you said that if we ever broke up, and then you saw me in a bar, like dressed up, like talking to a guy
and I'd just be like, "You can't have me."
And you hate that. Should I put some barriers up?
- Scenario 2. - Okay
What more can you possibly say?
"Rosie, you're ugly"? Like ...
- Rosie - Yes
- I ... feel really bad about something - Yeah
- And I think that we need to talk about it because ... - Is it my lack of personal hygiene?
- I mean, yes, it's that, but also something that I have done
- Okay - I ... have been unfaithful
- With who? - .. to you
With who? - Yeah
- I mean I think that's obvious.
But the thing is, I didn't mean it.
I fell on her
And the rest is history - Nah, it's over.
- Really? - Yeah
- So you wouldn't take me back if I cheated on you?
- No - Good for you. Good for you
- No. It'd just be a mess - What if ...
What if ... - I couldn't ever be with you ever again
- Really? - Yeah - If I slept with someone else?
- Yeah
- I don't think I could be with you, either. If you'd slept with someone else ...
Nah - See, you can't do it, you can't
- You just can't ... - You can't really ...
- ... you can't get back to where you were - I know
- 'Cause trust should never be broken - No. What did Beyonce say to Gaga?
"Trust is like a mirror."
"You can break it and put it back together, but you still see the cracks."
- That was a lot ... That was the long way around it - Something along that
- The slightly less poetic way, but yes you're right
- My friend was in a relationship
- Yeah - And her partner said to her,
"I'm bored of you." - AAHHH
- "I don't think I love you any more." And they're still together - Wow
- So I don't know how they came through that, but
Maybe they slept with the lesbian Youtubers
I don't know - Was it one of the lesbian Youtubers?
- It wasn't, no.
People say that the sun comes up, and then the sun goes down.
That's a lie!
We're spinning!
How come we don't feel it?
- Are you okay? - Why ... why do they lie?
- Just ... let it ... Babe ... - It's just a lie.
And d'you know what else I'm upset about ... - Let it go
- ... that I just realised, literally today?
Now, no shade on Tescos, 'cause I shop there, okay,
only 'cause I was banned from ASDA – long story – online.
Right? I go into the shop in ASDA
but I can't buy online. Long story. - Alright, let's not talk about it - Right
And there was a bed spread
- Yeah - ... with, uh, Mr. Santa and Mrs. Santa on it
- Yeah - And I thought, "Aww, that's nice" until I realised it was really heteronormative.
Why isn't it Mrs. Claus and Mrs. Claus?
It would actually be better.
It would be better
I just personally believe it would be better
- Out of which version of Camila would you be in the Havana video?
- Oh, I'd be the, I'd be the ...
- I know - Telenova star - Yeah
The, the one in the yellow dress - Yeah - Yeah
- I'd be the telenova - I know
- Would you be the Karla her?
- I'd be the TV remote.
Rosie – and it's one thing I both love and hate,
mostly hate - Is it about me burning bridges?
- No it's not about that.
It's about how you take the long way around a story
You take such a long way around a story - I'm a descriptive person
- ... I forget what I'm listening to
- You never bring your cups down.
We all have problems. You can't follow directions.
- I can follow directions - No, you can't
- I think I found it pretty quickly - Oh
I was good with your fangirl
- But you were so good - I know
- I, I tried my hardest to look her in the eye, you know - I know
- I did, I really tried - You did look her in the eye at the beginning,
and then it got a bit overwhelming,
and I understand why. - It ... I was overwhelmed halfway through. - Look, if I was ...
If I was looking at James McAvoy in the eye, things would happen.
- Not just the fame thing. I just thought, really grounded person.
I feel like you're a really good person to be, um, someone's inspiration in this millennial age,
and the, you know, Generation Z, which I'm not far off, just so you know.
- I'm tired, but can we have a roast dinner tomorrow?
- Why are you asking for my permission?
- I'm not asking ... - They're gonna think that I call all the shots
- No, I'm just saying ... - No, you can't have one.
Can I just say, nothing wrong with being a fangirl.
- Nothing wrong with being a fangirl - Nothing wrong
- Fangirls for life.
- D'you know what? Can you imagine being someone who wasn't excited by anything 'cause they're too cool for it?
What a boring existence! - That would be boring. - Bye
- Stan hard or stay home!
- There you go. Just don't break any laws, or, like, you know,
personal boundaries.
You know, don't enter anyone's property
All right, don't make it sad
- Alright. Bye! - Alright. Bye, guys!