[music playing]
[barking]
[laughing]
- Hey, guys! - Your Honor, the defense rests!
- Family meeting time! - No, no, no, not now!
Dog Judge is ruling on a death penalty case!
[laughing]
You can't convict me, I didn't do it!
And how are you even a judge?
[laughing]
First up we have a dog dressed like a pig!
- I'll go get him! - You do that, Carls!
We'd like to thank out friend Robin for letting us borrow her wiener dog!
This is for you, Robin!
[screaming]
And thanks to my brother Spencer for letting us use his novelty pig parts!
[laughing]
Um... I'm allergic to pigs.
It's not a pig, it's a wiener dog!
How can you confuse Robin's wiener dog with a pig?
[sneezing]
I need a tissue.
OK, we're gonna wrap up the show a little early tonight.
- So join us next week - Or not!
- here at iCarly.com, bye! - Maybe, bye!
OK, so we all know that BowBow is the most adorable dog on the planet!
Excuse me?
Sorry, in the entire universe!
That's more like it!
But she's so much more than that!
She's got this whole other life that I didn't even know about!
Puppy!
Puppy? Whoa!
O-M-G!
Are you just the softest, snuggliest little love bug ever?
Get it away, get that monster away!
Are you really still scared of dogs?
Yes, very scared!
But that incident was years ago!
[growling]
[laughing]
[screaming]
This was a terrible idea, let me out!
Open the door!
[screaming]
I'm going in!
You're alive!
Yeah, turns out these droolers aren't so bad after all.
What's in the box?
It's a present for you!
Cool, I got you this.
Oh, Freddie, I love him!
Is he endangered?
He was the last one on the shelf!
[laughing]
Good enough!
[laughing]
Oh, man!
Dave Grohl signature series drumsticks?
You know me better than I know myself!
[gasping]
[laughing]
I'm just gonna let you have your moment.
Jade, in here!
Jade seems really mean but don't worry, she is.
[laughing]
- Hey! - Hi!
Say hello, Coober!
Hello!
[laughing]
Sick place!
Your mom's boss must be like a bazillionaire.
He is, he owns a really fancy car and part of Texas.
- He owns part of Texas? - Yeah, but just like, the top part.
[screaming]
[laughing manically]
Ah, this is what I missed!
The old Max and Colosso back and forth!
Hey, you seem like you're feeling much better!
I do?
[wheezing]
Because I'm pretty sure my insides are turning to jelly!
[laughing]
What can I do to help?
Well there is one thing that'll take my mind off the pain.
I wrote this song and I'd love for you to sing it for me!
[laughing]
Yeah, maybe later, buddy.
There might not be a later!
[wheezing]
OK, fine!
Sorry, cousin Blobbin, I thought you were a raccoon man!
I get that a lot.
Oh, doggin!
[laughing]
- Aww, she's so cute! - Just like her daddy!
She's me!
[laughing]
Bark twice if you need help!
Hey, Mom, did you hear Dawn is singing
a solo in a charity fundraiser for school?
[laughing]
Dawn, a solo? Honey, that is wonderful!
When is it? Your dad and I are not missing this!
You can't come!
[laughing]
I mean...
I'd be nervous if you guys were there.
Plus it's for a totally ridiculous charity.
Really? What charity?
Er...
- Squirrels... - Who... are allergic to nuts!
- It's a real problem. - 'Cause that's what they eat.
Yeah, this sounds like a quad thing too.
[laughing]
Hey, sorry to bother you guys but do you have any dog treats?
Why would we have dog treats?
And what are you doing with those dogs anyway?
Oh, er... my neighbors are paying me ten bucks to walk 'em every day!
But they seem hungry so I was wondering if you--
[barking]
Wait! No, no, no!
- Retreat, retreat! - No, bad, bad dogs!
Bad dogs, so bad!
Hey!
Ssh!
[laughing]
OK.
- Wait one sec! - OK.
Beck's asleep, gimme the dog.
OK... oh, wait, he has a runny nose!
[laughing]
Blow!
Dogs don't know how to blow their nose.
[blowing]
[laughing]
- Extreme Pet Makeover! - Extreme Pet Makeover!
[crowd cheering]
Now here's Grubbles' before picture.
That's a face only a Gibby could love.
But take a look at Grubbles now!
[cheering]
- Uh-huh! - Grubbles!
- Woo! - Yeah!
- Looking good, Grubbles. - What's up, hot stuff?
So, how does Grubbles like his new look?
Oh, he loves it and it's been a real boost to his self esteem.
New plan!
We teach the dogs how to play blackjack
and then let them loose in Las Vegas!
Now focus!
That's never gonna work!
And Gustavo is gonna kill you when he sees these dogs!
We know that but we're not giving up till we find these dogs homes!
We're here for... rehearsal...
[mumbling]
OK, I'm back and I still have no idea what to do with this music video and--
What are these dogs doing here?
- Um... - We're just having them...
Well, you said that you wanted a bunch of stuff for the music video,
so... I got you dogs!
Dogs, really?
We're gonna put dogs in the music video with my dogs?
That is probably the most-- I've done it again!