• From awkward incest jokes to teachers trying to use slang, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact more of the best true stories from our subreddit about the cringiest things ever
said to us.
I’m Nixxiom and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by lcarlson2021 Zaraganba When Zaraganba was in high school he and some
students had to go talk to some eighth graders about what high school was like.
When they said everything they had to say they decided to open it up for some questions.
One boy shot his hand up, so Zaraganba picked him.
The boy stood up, cleared his throat and then asked with a straight face if the memes were
danker in high school.
The fifty students present went into an uproar from all the cringe.
It took the teacher almost ten minutes to calm them down.
Number 9 was submitted by Guitarlove6437 Emojie A Couple of years ago Emojie dated an Native
American guy named A. One day she was telling her aunt about him and noticed her aunt kept
referring to him as ‘Indian’.
Emojie kept correcting her, saying A was Native American.
Her aunt said she wasn’t sure which kind of Indian she meant.
Then, to demonstrate, she put her hand over her mouth and did a racist impression of a
Native American cry and then impersonated a convenience store worker like Apu from The
Simpsons.
Emojie cringed so hard and wished she wasn’t related to this woman…
Number 8 was submitted by ImRicePuddingAMA Pandora
One day Pandora saw her crush walking with some other girl.
She went up to him, trying to sound cool, and asked, “Is that your boyfriend?”
Her crush shook his head and said, “Nah.
It’s my cousin.”
Pandora’s brain then shut down, and she said, “You know, in some places it’s the
same thing.”
Her crush and his cousin looked at Pandora like she just crash landed from Mars.
Pandora wanted to smack herself for being so cringy.
Number 7 was submitted by Chuck8907 Captain Captain is an old fart who works with young
people at Chik-fil-la.
One day he was prepping the salads when he got into a conversation with one of his younger
co-workers about musicians.
They were getting along great, but when Captain mentioned the great Frank Sinatra his co-worker
said something that made him cringe.
He said: “Who’s Frank Sinatra?
Is he a rapper?”
Captain cried inside and lost all hope for future generations.
Number 6 was submitted by Tonyabbottsdogs666 Hellbent
One day Hellbent was walking home from school when a black and green-striped van came speeding
up to him.
It had a big marijuana leaf on the side of it with the message “Don’t vote, just
tote”.
The van braked right next to Hellbent and the driver rolled down the window.
A woman in her fifties popped her head out and shouted, “Hey kid!
Ever seen the cocaine fairy?”
Hellbent shook his head and the woman shouted, “Neither have I...
Wait!
I’m the cocaine fairy!”
She then started throwing bags of flour at Hellbent, which exploded on the ground around
him.
The Cocaine Fairy then sped off cackling while driving on the wrong side of the road.
It was very confusing… and cringy!
Number 5 was submitted by anniefitzgerald Ramona
A couple of years ago Ramona was getting sexy for the first time with her boyfriend at the
time.
They’d just finished their foreplay when he put his mouth right up against Ramona’s
ear and said, “You have the softest pubic hair I have ever felt...”
Ramona cringed and died a little inside.
It totally killed the mood and it took everything she had not to laugh.
Number 4 was submitted by JohnTheWierdKid HoneyBits
One time HoneyBits was studying in the library when a guy came up to her with a big creepy
smile.
She didn’t know it then but he was about to unleash a cringe explosion that she would
never forget!
He looked in her eyes and said, “Girl, I’m going to treat you like my homework and do
you ALL night long.”
When he didn’t get a response he dug deep and said, “I’m going to treat you like
my pinky toe and bang you against every piece of furniture in my house!”
HoneyBits wasn’t very impressed and politely told him to take his garbage lines elsewhere.
Number 3 was submitted by alinatron Melissa One time Melissa and her friends were playing
Pokémon on their Nintendo DSes at school.
Suddenly this weird pale kid came up to Melissa and asked if he could look at her Pokémon.
Melissa handed him her DS and went on having a conversation with someone else.
When the weirdo gave back her DS he had renamed each Pokémon in her party so that their names
spelled something out.
The message said: Will You Go Out With Me?
Melissa cringed so hard she nearly died.
She had literally spoken to him twice ever.
Number 2 was submitted by CompletelyAbnormal GhostToast
GhostToast has this embarrassing English teacher who’s very passionate about literature.
One time he was going on a rant about a book the class was reading.
A character had just sacrificed himself to save a woman and her family.
GhostToast’s English teacher pretended to be totally shocked and said: “OMG!
LOL!
Winky-face emoji!”
This made the whole class facepalm hard.
GhostToast’s English teacher saw the class’s reaction and said, “Oh yeah!
My emoji game is A+!”
At that moment, GhostToast died inside.
Number 1 – What’s the cringiest thing someone’s ever said to me?