Hello it's September in England and you know what that means
It's jumper weather, that's right! So without further adieu lets jump into the story.
So I'm known for embarrassing myself in front of YouTubers, not just Youtubers but other people
In fact I told a story before where I held my underwear up to a ceiling lamp when Dan and Phil walked by me. That's the type of situation I get into.
However there's always been one story that's been so embarrassing I haven't told it on my YouTube channel until today.
There's little ones that happen like along the way such as this year at SITC I did my Caspar Lee impersonation "Hello my name is Caspar Lee"
When he was right to the right of me, didn't see him and he looked at me and I was just like *clicks* nope that's you not me "My name is not Caspar Lee"
It *sighs* that was bad and also at one point where I'm singing really loudly to the 'only with your concent' Jack and Dean song with the guitar riffs *does guitar riffs*
And Jack was right there and he turns to me and gives me the most seductive wink I've ever had in my life
He was just like *winks* and I was like "woah, call me you know woah thank you man"
However, the one story that trumps all ok takes place about a year and a half ago at Playlist Live, it's about 12 mins past 11 at night, it's very dark and I am in a hot tub
I'm in a hot tub with my friends Louis and Haden and we're just relaxing. We're not supposed to be in this hot tub ok, this was one we had to jump over the fence to get to in a private villa
and it's only lit from the lights in the Jacuzzi at the bottom so it's a nice relaxing night ok
and at some point throughout the night Alfie Deyes jumps in the hot tub and I was like oh okay, I know Alfie kind of I mean he's dating Zoella that's how I know him.
But I've never had a conversation with this guy, interesting, I'm in a hot tub with him, but not really, I'm with my friends. So either way the night continues on, it gets darker
and then I get a text message and I have my phone right next to me on the hot tub and I'm just lounging like this and I look at it and it's from my friend Tom,
and he says "hey Evan what you doing?" and I was just like chilling in a hot tub as you do
And he was like "oh really? Hot tub this late where did you find one?" and I was like pfft secret
said "who you hanging out with?" and I was just like (says smugly) "Alfie Deyes"
You know as a joke, just saying Alfie Deyes and then he was like "bull you need to prove it" and I was like... How do you prove that you're in a hot tub with Alfie Deyes?
Well I get my phone and I’m just chilling in the hot tub and I get it into that position of 'is he tweeting or is he trying to snap a pic?' You know like… know the position, you’ve done it on the bus before.
You’ve seen that person with the weird hair like *coughs pretending to take pic/type* “uh yep just sending a tweet“.
But for me I had the phone like that, I tried to do it up but then you know some people look towards me in my position, I was like “what what, just, ah yes, haha tweets”
Alfie looks away, he continues about his conversation on the other side of the hot tub but I was determined to prove that I wasn’t just making this up.
So I take my phone out again. I get it in position ok this is a really nice shot this would be like at least a thousand likes on Instagram ok.
I get it all squared, I get the focus, I do this just a little bit, and the moment of truth, I push the button
I’m going to take the… and then *impersonates flash going off* BOOM, lightening from the sky… the flash went off, the flash went off!
*laughs* in the middle of midnight and just illuminated everyone’s faces
and everyone just looks at me and I’m just like “huh wha oh” I was so, literally the second, the millisecond that light just explodes from my camera I’m like, I almost threw it in the hot tub
because I was like it “woah there’s a camera in the pool?” like I just wanted to disassociate myself so much and Alfie just turns to me and he’s just
looking at me like “I know what you did for your pointless blog blog pointless pointless blog blog”
I’m just like ah I spend all my d(eye)s on my pointless pointless blog blog *laughs* he looks away, but it doesn’t matter the moment was tarnished,
everyone saw, everyone saw that blinding flash go off, the flash of what is Evan doing taking pictures of Alfie Deyes in the tub.
I couldn’t handle it. I surprisingly lasted an excruciating 3 minutes *laughs* before going Louis I think I have to go, it’s hot in here and it’s not just the hot tub and I just left.
I don’t even know what I did for the rest of the night, I think I just had a long sit in my room just staring at the wall going “what have you done”
and since then I’ve never had a conversation with Mr Alfie and I think that’s why.
We secretly know, we see each other and we’re like *breathes in* “the hot tub” *laughs*
so that is so embarrassing, that is my most embarrassing YouTuber story, one that I’ve been afraid to share.
If you liked it do give it a thumbs up I make new videos every Sunday,
hopefully I don’t have to experience another one like this to share with you but knowing me I very much will just wait until the next gathering.
Anyway thanks for watching I will see you guys next week goodbye
*catchy whistling tune*
*swish*
and do you know what the worst part of it is? Didn’t even get the picture, I bent the phone too quickly as soon as the flash went off so it was just a picture of the water, it just ruined it *laughs*
At least I could have walked away with a picture of Alfie Deyes, nope, and about 5 minutes into our lovely hot tub adventure which sounds way more erotic than it needed to, in walked two YouTubers, that sounds like a fanfic