- [Christopher] And here's Colleen.
She's working.
- This is how I work.
(symphony)
♫ Good morning, good morning
♫ It's great to stay up late
♫ Good morning, good morning to you
I am on my way to Los Angeles again,
to do another meeting with Colleen,
and have antics there.
I'm hoping for some antics.
I wanna have some fun
'cause the past few days,
I've just been working.
And I would like to do something that is fun,
and then come home and see my kids
and do something fun with them.
Let's do some fun stuff, huh?
Okay, I gotta drive now.
So I just got to Colleen's place,
and on the freeway,
there was a bus (beep)
there was a bus that was on fire.
Well, it wasn't on fire when I saw it.
But it was a school bus and it was all smokey
and like scary.
Anyway, there was a school bus,
and it looked like it had been on fire.
It was all smokey and crazy,
and there weren't any kids around,
so I don't know if it was carrying kids
and they all got out
and got into some other vehicle,
but they shut down the on ramp,
so it took me a half hour longer to get here
than I had expected,
but more importantly,
I really hope those kids are okay
or at school at this point.
I hope they got there.
And here's Colleen.
She's working.
- This is how I work.
- That's how she works.
Colleen's really a hard worker, you guys.
I don't know if you know this,
but she is just constantly trying
to make better things happen.
And it's really cool and inspiring
and I love being around it.
- Well I'm not. - I'm not
calling you an it.
I'm calling
your work ethic it. - That's fine.
You can call me an it.
I get it.
I mean, you know, I try to help you out
every single day and you just call me an it.
That's how you pay me.
That's fine.
This is what no sleep looks like.
That's when you become un-funny.
- This is what my no sleep looks like.
Yours gets more energy somehow.
Colleen and I are just about to have a sausage party.
- Oh, yes.
I love a good sausage party.
- For those of you who don't know what that is,
it's a pizza.
Hey, we're back at Colleen's apartment.
Josh is shooting a video in the other room.
Look who just showed up.
What?
Okay.
I thought it was gonna. - gonna stop on it.
- [Christopher] I thought you were gonna stop,
but you just kept going.
You just shot a video, right?
- [Colleen] How did it go?
- It was good.
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
- I'll talk.
We can ah.
Shhh.
- Which one does it?
Which one does it?
- I'm trapped!
- Hey, Christopher.
- Hi.
Oh, sorry, I was vlogging just then.
- [Rachel] Okay, that's cool.
- [Colleen] No, you were not vlogging.
You were not vlogging.
I heard the camera record,
and we continue to have a conversation,
and you were not vlogging,
you were creepily filming our conversation.
- [Rachel] Isn't that what a vlog is?
- [Colleen] Yes.
- Hey, everybody.
Colleen said, hey,
do you wanna go do this thing,
and I said sure.
- [Colleen] All I know is they said bring tampons.
- Bring tampons.
- [Rachel] Wait. For real?
- [Colleen] That's all she said.
- I'm glad I had a couple spare in my back pocket
for just this sort of occasion.
Well, this has been awkward.
- [Rachel] Hu, hu, hyuck, hu hyuck.
- Almost as awkward as that laugh.
- [Rachel] Hu, hu, hyuck, hu hyuck.
Rachel suddenly turned into Goofy.
- [Woman] (screeches) What's up?
- All the same.
We all have the same camera.
- [Josh] We've been vlogging since like Chicago.
And that feels like so long ago.
- [Colleen] (mumbles) feels like so long ago.
- And Joshua's, Joshua's back,
so now all four of us,
like I said in the thing,
in the ad what I said
was that everyone was going to be vlogging
and everyone was upset
'cause Joshua wasn't vlogging but now he is vlogging.
- I'm vlogging right now and now
I'm vlogging the back of your head.
- Yeah, it's good. - It's glorious.
- I brushed this out just for you.
- You woke up like this?
Just like Trent? - No.
- [Joshua] (mumbles) it was like, get away!
- I'm on a call.
- I don't think I'm gonna justify that at all.
- No.
- Okay, watch the heart in the middle of the three
if I take it like this.
It starts (obscured by crosstalk).
- [Colleen] Oh, my god.
- [Rachel] Are you serious?
- No.
No, that's my card.
- That's you card?
- [Colleen] He's a magician.
- [Rachel] This one is, too.
- So it just like you added a heart to that card?
- Yeah.
- Hold on a second (mumbles).
What would I say?
(laughter)
Can I go pick up my mind off the floor?
- You know what's fun about driving in Rachel's car?
Especially this time of the year?
Is that there's Christmas music.
And I think I've been in her car
when it wasn't Christmas time,
and there was Christmas music.
Shhh!
- [Rachel] I'm driving!
- So rude, Rachel.
Oh, he's vlogging.
Let me take out my
- In a quarter mile, - navigations.
turn left onto West Third Street.
- [Rachel] I'm driving you.
- I know, so as the guest in the car,
I feel it's only right.
- Conceited.
- Anyway, we just finished the hanging out that we did.
- [Rachel] That's all it was.
Just a hangout. - Just hanging out.
- [Rachel] As we all do.
Colleen as Miranda.
- The hanging out with Colleen as Miranda
like we do sometimes.
- [Rachel] Normal day!
- Normally.
I wish I could tell you more,
but as with everything else in my life, it's a secret.
But not a secret.
Nothing happened.
We were just hanging out at a house.
Together with people. - God, I don't know
why you're saying it's a secret hangout.
A very normal hangout.
- It's just a secret why she was.
No, we were just hanging out.
- [Rachel] It wasn't a secret.
She just likes being Miranda.
- Is it that sad time where I have to say bye to Rachel.
- Bye, bra'.
- [Christopher] That's how she says bye.
- Bye, bra'.
- To her bra'.
- Now, get outta my car.
- [Christopher] Did you get a bath?
Did you get a bath?
Was it fun?
- Yes.
- [Christopher] Are you all clean?
Are those your toes?
- [Woman] Now he's spreadin' 'em out (mumbles).
- [Christopher] Gettin' massages from Mommy?
Whoop.
What is this?
(jingling bells, piano)
- [Woman] I'm losing all my (mumbles).
♫ It's time to read
♫ Read the comments from the vlog
- I bet my head was cut off on.
Yesterday I asked you guys
what your favorite Magic Monday was,
and a lot of people chimed in.
- Well, the one with GloZell, naturally.
- There were a lot of those.
A lot of people said that.
- I think that's the one that sticks out the most, Denny.
- For example, Aaron Lee says,
"I like the Magic Monday with GloZell."
Chelsea said, "My favorite Magic Monday
"was definitely the most impossible magic trick
"with the whole family.
"It was amazing.
"I have watched it so many times,
"and I'm still amazed at how you did it."
- The watermelon one.
- I agree.
Sorry, I'm gonna butt in here.
I agree because I still cry watching that.
Like, I cry when.
- [Christopher] You cry?
- You've seen me at Magic Castle.
I cry.
- [Christopher] You do cry a little bit.
- Just a little bit.
- Jessica said, "My favorite one is the one
"with Miranda's lips.
"I love them although you really are very talented."
Smiley face.
Thank you.
This is really just a way of me getting complements.
- Yeah, it really is.
I was kind of expecting, like, questions.
- No. No, no, no.
- Just reading comments. - We just read
and then we talk about it.
- All right.
- That one, actually, we used to do live all the time.
- The lips?
- Yeah.
You did.
I liked it.
- And then we'd make the theater clean up all the lips.
- Yeah.
- Right now, it's actually the next day.
- Yeah.
I get confused.
- 'Cause we said good bye.
- I don't even talk about this.
- So Rachel will be in tomorrow's vlog
because right now is tomorrow for you guys right now.
- I'm getting so confused.
When you talk about the days of the vlogs,
I don't like that.
- Because we've said good bye to each other
in this vlog that they're watching.
- Oh, my gosh.
We have?
- Yeah, because that was yesterday.
You see what happened there?
- Got it.
- Because I'm way behind in editing.
- Oh, I was.
Okay, there's where I was confused.
- [Woman] This is confused.
- This is, this is for today's vlog filmed yesterday.
So we did the secret thing,
that we weren't allowed - Got it.
- to really talk a whole lot about,
but I guess we are.
I don't know.
- Boo!
- Whoa! I'm drink.
- So my question to you is
- Boo!
- what's a secret that's not a secret anymore
that you can tell us in the comments section.
- Mmmmm. This is a good one.
- Yeah, so write a secret that you have kept
in the past.
- Oh, that's a really good question.
I really like this question, guys.
Fish.
I like to eat fish.
- I think you should answer it.
- Do you know what my secret is?
- [Woman] What?
- [Christopher] Yeah, what's your secret?
- I'm going to tell you.
- [Christopher] Okay.
- [Rachel] Is that the secret?
- Fish eat fish.
- So write in the comments section
a secret that's no longer a secret
that you can tell everybody in the comments section.
I might read it in tomorrow's vlog.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
I feel like I should have a sign-out,
but I don't have one yet.
- I just hit the camera.
- You just, that's what Parker does
just on the regular.
- You see, I got it from Parker.
I stole that one from him.
- Oh, okay.
(laughter)
- I just got to the country club where
I'm doing this show.
This place has a crazy view.
It overlooks the Santa Barbara beaches
and the ocean and it's just beautiful here.
And it's really fun to do magic here.
I've done magic here a few times
and it's just a really cool.