- (whispers) Hey guys, I'm Taylor Strecker,
host of your favorite new series, Taylor Tries.
In this episode I try ASMR.
(whispers) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
(laughing)
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
I'm about to brush the pink wig.
(loud scratching)
Yummy.
And now I'm brushing the bottom tips of the hair.
(giggling) Hear that?
I wanna get a really long,
from the top to the bottom pull.
(coarse scratching)
Satisfying.
Now that the hair is completely brushed,
it's ready to be (pauses) cut.
I'm going to give her silly, little tiny bangs.
Like the ones in the middle of your forehead.
(snipping)
Ooh! (laughs)
Ah, do you hear those scissors clickety clanketing?
Let's try a little, tiny piece.
Yes, just like that.
Snip, snip.
Oh, yes.
(loud cutting)
I'm addicted. I can't stop.
(scissors clacking)
And now I'm going to take the hair
and I'm gonna rub it around with my fingers.
(bristling) Hear that?
My fingers in your hair.
Now, it's time for goo.
Goo.
Play-Doh, putty, clay, slime.
(crunching) Oh!
(squelching)
Aah, yeah!
It feels like poo
or a ton of boogers that I collected over a year.
It feels mushy and weirdly satisfying
on a stressful day.
Do you like the way it sounds
as much as I like the way it feels?
And now I'm going to eat some crispy little snacks.
(bag rustling)
Aah, yum.
(inhales) Do you smell that cheesy,
fluffy greatness that I do?
(crunching)
(moaning)
(loud crunching)
My mother told me to chew my food 25 times
but these disintegrate in your mouth
after three chews so that's all you're gonna get.
Second bite.
(abrupt chewing)
Now we're onto my favorite snack
of all time: regular Cheetos.
With extra crunch, just as I requested.
Bag opening. (crunching)
(rustling)
You know that thing you do,
when you try to find your favorite one,
but then you eat the whole damn bag anyway?
So stupid.
(rustling) Okay.
(crunching)
And last but certainly not least,
I'm going to make my favorite breakfast meal, cereal.
Start to finish.
Spoon, bowl, pour and eat.
Get excited.
First, I'm going to open the box.
(ripping)
Oh, shoot.
I ripped the lid. I hate when that happens.
(crinkling)
Hear the crackles and the clumps
and the snapples and the pops.
(clinking)
I'm pouring slowly for your pleasure.
I'm going to now pour in the milk.
(splashing)
(popping)
(gasps) Can you hear that?
I can. It's like music to our ears.
(crunching)
Carbs are so delicious.
Thank you for that, I hope you enjoyed it
as much as I did.
I think this is my new job.
So that's it for me, bye guys.
See you on the ASMR train.
(loud chewing)