Ow, my finger hurts.
Actually, it really hurts.
- Dude, does it really hurt? - Yeah, I think I just injured it.
Today, we will be confronting the...
Yeah, there you go.
- Is that a C? Got it. - Yeah.
See? I cringed.
'Cause you don't have perfect pitch.
That's right, it's this time again.
We've got a bunch of clips.
Three lives each.
I'm not ready.
- Each time you cringe... - You get eliminated.
Yeah.
Whoa.
- I didn't cringe. I was just like, "Whoa." - I flinched.
I was like, "Oh, my god, that baby dead."
We're getting into an age
where our friends are having kids now.
And apparently...
This is their words, not mine.
Babies are designed to be dropped.
They're actually physically very durable, you know?
So they don't die when you drop them.
Yeah, is that... Have you tried?
- Yeah, so... - Yeah, I don't know, hey.
Okay, that...
- That follow-up. - Doesn't sound ilke it was designed to be dropped.
Yeah, that follow-up seemed, like, really painful.
I love how there's like a zen buddha, it's all like...
- Peace. - There's two of them.
Stay calm and practice.
What were you thinking?
Putting your baby on a stool.
I guess it's not really a baby. It's kind of like a toddler now.
I don't know. Anything under the age of eight is a baby to me.
Actually, some of those prodigies are, like,
under eight years old, hey.
- Yeah, probably like- - Babies!
Dude, she just didn't care at the end, hey.
I love how leading to that,
everyone was taking breaths at different times like...
So chaotic.
They're like...
And that woman just took the last breath.
Yeah.
I want to listen again.
- It's her. She's so out of tune. - Yeah. Yeah.
It's so loud.
She doesn't even hold the note. She's like...
It's too low.
Sounded like that chair just then. This is what she sounds like.
It was like...
Yeah.
That's pretty cringy.
- Every musical fiber in my body cringed. - Cringed.
No!
Oh, my god. That was so bad.
Holy s***.
Sorry, that was so...
Oh, wow.
- Harp is heavy. - What was she doing?
Yeah, what... Was it the pedal?
She tripped on something.
- Yeah, right foot. - Skirt? Oh, foot.
Right foot tripped on something.
And then she tried to grab the harp.
She's gonna fall.
And she dragged the harp down. Ooh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.
I wonder how Tijana would feel watching this.
I know, I was just thinking that.
And all the harpists watching this.
Like, oooh.
No offense, I like, I cringed for the harp, not for the girl.
- I cringe at the situation. I was like, "Ooh, that's awkward." - And the situation as well, yeah.
- It's a freaking performance. - Yeah.
Ooh.
But, see, I think cats are fine.
- Well, isn't it like, eight lives left now? - I think.
Cats are durable.
Like babies, apparently.
- Yeah, they're like babies. Yeah, apparently. Yeah. - Apparently. Yeah.
Just throw a baby. Drop it.
Try it. Don't try it, don't try it.
It's a joke, guys.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, I don't like-
- Oh, that's not how you... That's not how you move a... Oh, no. No, no, I don't like this.
Oh, no, bro. Oh, no.
No, no. Ooh.
Oh.
Oh, what made you think you could push the piano in like...
I was impressed that he could lift it up though.
I loved his response, like, "Ah..."
- It's like a Sim character NPC response. - It's like...
- "Oh. Oh, no." - "Ah."
"What have I done?"
Why was he filming this?
- Yeah, that's weird. - "Let me just place my camera."
- "And film myself lifting a piano." - Piano.
- That's weird. - That's a bit sus.
But, still, I cringed 'cause the poor piano.
- Dude, I've already been eliminated. - Yeah.
It reminds me of like, you know, youth orchestra days.
Yeah.
Where the conductor used to just get, like...
The winds to play.
And he'll just be like...
- "Flatter. Sharper. Flatter. Sharper." Like... - Brett: Yeah, flatter, sharper.
- I just want to fix the intonation. - Yeah, yeah.
But, I mean, hey, jazz.
There's no wrong notes.
- Yeah, it doesn't matter, right? - It doesn't matter.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
Ooh. What was that?
Oh, no, what happened?
Did the tile break or something?
The lock on the wheel wasn't on there, right?
Yeah.
That's really bad. Whoever set it up...
- They should lock the wheels. - They have to lock the wheels.
Does he recover?
Okay.
- Yeah. - Yeah, that was a good recovery.
Yeah, yeah.
'Cause that would mess with your head as a performer, y'know?
It would.
It's a lot of pressure.
And to be able to, like,
remember from midway through the piece...
I mean, it depends on the piece.
Yeah, I was going to say, like, how far did he go back?
- Yeah, go back. - Or was he just like, "Nah, I gotta go from the beginning."
'Cause sometimes it's hard to start from a specific place.
Yeah.
You have to start from like a phrase or the beginning.
- But, hey, handled it like a professional. - Yeah, nice.
What a champion. He just... He's just like, "I'm gonna..."
- Dude, what chair manufacturer messed up? - Invest in your chairs.
You don't want students getting injured.
- Dude, that looked painful. - That looked painful, yeah.
- Like, right on your backbone. - I know.
I love that his deskie...
didn't help him. He kind of just looked over,
- but they kept playing. - Yeah, the deskie's like, "Nah."
Yeah.
Oh, man, poor guy.
What a champion. The show must go on.
- Aw. Yeah. - Look the audience is supportive.
We've all been through that.
It's like a virus that just attacks musicians.
I cringed more at the flash photography.
- Yeah, yeah, why would you do that? Yeah, it's like... - Flash.
Let him play.
That's probably why he got the memory slip.
He's like, ah, playing, playing...
Oh, just got...
Yeah, when you're practicing at home, you don't get...
...in your face.
I will say, though, like...
I think if you lose your memory,
it helps to have music theory training.
Just make up anything in that chord.
So, it's like, if you knew you're in, like, G major,
just make anything that resolves in G,
and play the tonic and then just walk off.
Yeah, that's all I practiced, I'm out.
- Yeah. - Like, I was smart enough to round off, yeah.
Shostakovich.
What a boss.
I love the way he sat there. He's just like...
"What am I supposed to do?"
- Yeah, slumped back in the chair, like... - Yeah, he's like...
"I'm not even going to swap cellos with the principals."
Yeah.
"Nah, I'm out."
It's also rare for cello strings to snap.
'Cause it's thicker.
I've never seen.
- I've seen violin snap. - I've seen violin, I've never...
seen a cello string snap.
He's going too hard.
- It's Shostakovich, actually. - Yeah.
To be fair Shostakovich is pretty intense.
Yeah.
He had no mercy for strings. Any type of strings.
That's probably the first one that I didn't really cringe at.
Yeah.
I love that laugh, it's like...
Yeah.
Well, that transitioned really quickly.
You can hear it in her voice, she's like...
- Like, still doesn't know what hit her. - Yeah, yeah.
And then...
Ow.
And then, she starts crying.
They're gonna get in trouble now.
Ooh.
I had a feeling that's going to happen.
Really?
I was like, "The mirror's gonna fall."
Dude, that scream from the mother, though.
- Yeah. Yeah. - It was like, primal parental fear.
Dude, that happened to me once, as a kid.
Not a mirror but like I was sitting under a shoe cabinet.
I was like five.
The shoe cabinet fell on to my head.
- Oh, that's so dangerous. That's so dangerous. - I was, like, bleeding from my head.
Alright.
We've lost.
Negative three lives. Four or five lives, I think.
It was too cringy and too, like, "Oh, my god."
We got eliminated.
That's enough for today, guys.
Thank you so much for watching.
Also, in case you guys don't know yet,
we've launched our very first virtual world tour.
We'll be doing the performances at the end of this year.
So go check it out and the link's in the description below.
We're supposed to tour last year and this year
but we're super excited
to finally reach everyone around the world online.
So, go check it out.
And, yeah, see you guys next time.
- Bye bye. - Hopefully, we won't...
- ...have a cringe accident on our performance. - Yeah. Oh.
Now they're all just waiting.
Touch wood.