HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DOING THESE SHOWS NOW?
>> Reggie: LIKE THREE AND A HALF MONTHS.
>> James: YEAH, I THINK IT IS NEARLY FOUR MONTHS.
FOUR MONTHS WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS.
AND I HAVE GOT TO TELL YOU, IT HASN'T GOTTEN ANY EASIER.
AS OF, WE'RE PERFORMERS, THE BAND ARE PERFORMERS, WE LOVE AN
AUDIENCE THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN TRYING TO TELL JOKES ALONE
IN COMPLETE SILENCE.
BUT TONIGHT WE ARE GOING TO TRY SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO BE
DIFFERENT.
BECAUSE I DONE KNOW IF YOU READ ABOUT THIS, THERE IS A BRAND NEW
COMPANY AND WE'RE EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
A NEW COMPANY THAT WILL PROVIDE ANYONE WHO NEEDS ONE WITH AN
ONLINE VIRTUAL ODD YINS IS-- AUDIENCE SO THAT YOU CAN
GET REALTIME FEEDBACK.
YOU MUST HAVE FRIEND, STANDUP COMEDIANS DOING THIS, C.E.O.S OF
BIG COMPANIES ARE USING IT TO UNVEIL NEW PRODUCTS TO THEIR
WORKFORCE, SO ON AND SO FORTH, AND BASICALLY WE AT THE "LATE,
LATE SHOW" HAVE SIGNED UP.
SO TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO DO AN ACTUAL MONOLOGUE WITH A GENUINE
LIVE AUDIENCE.
I DOP KNOW HOW THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE.
I DON'T.
BUT WE FIGURE WE'RE GOING TO GIVE IT A TRY, OKAY.
SO WHAT I HAVE TO DO, I HAVE TO OPEN THIS.
AND THEN IF I CLICK ON THIS, THIS SHOULD BE.
>> HEY JAMES.
>> IT WORKED.
>> HEY JAMES.
>> OH NO, NOT YOU TWO.
>> OH, LOOK, HE REALLY IS IN THE GARAGE.
>> YEAH, BUT HIS RATINGS ARE STILL IN THE BASEMENT.
>> James: I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
>> WE'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
>> YEAH, WHY WOULD TONIGHT BE ANY DIFFERENT.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE, FINE, OKAY,
I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
FINE, IF THAT IS THE AUDIENCE WE'VE GOT, THAT IS WHAT WE WILL
DO.
OKAY, LET'S JUMP IN WITH THE MONOLOGUE.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLL MR. BLUE SKY BY ELO IS THE
HAPPIEST SONG EVER RECORDED.
IT BEAT OUT THE SEDGED HAPPIEST SONG OF ALL TIME, ANY SONG THAT
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS BABY SHARK.
>> NOT ONLY DID THAT JOKE NOT LAND, IT NEVER GOT OFF THE
RUNWAY.
>> BETTER CHECK WITH THE IT WE ARE, I DON'T THINK IT GT CLEARED
FOR TAKEOFF.
>> James: OKAY, FINE, WE'LL TRY ANOTHER ONE.
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE, OKAY, YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE.
SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT MICE ARE SMALLER
NOW THAN THEY WERE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
OBVIOUSLY NONE OF THOSE SCIENTISTS HAS EVER BEEN TO
DISNEYLAND.
>> YES.
>> James: THERE YOU GO, YOU LIKE THAT ONE.
>> NO, WE MADE A BET.
I SAID THERE WAS NO WAY YOUR JOKES COULD GET ANY WORSE.
>> AND I WON.
>> James: YOU THINK ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN THROW
AROUND CLEVER INSULTS, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK, WE CAN ALL DO
THAT.
WHAT ABOUT THIS, YOU TWO-- HERE'S ONE, THE BOTH OF
YOU-- YOU BOTH-- GIVE ME A MINUTE.
>> TAKE THE WHOLE HOUR.
>> YEAH, AND WAKE US WHEN ARE YOU FUNNY.
>> James: THIS IS RIDICULOUS, HOW ARE THESE THE ONLY PEOPLE.
>> HEY THERE, HI, JAMES.
>> James: WHAT?
>> HELLO.
>> James: KERMIT.
>> HI JAMES.
>> James: FOZZIE, OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE BOTH HERE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THOSE GUYS.
I APOLOGIZE.
JAMES, JAMES, CONTINUE.
YOU ARE DOING GREAT, YOU ARE DOING GREAT.
>> YES, YES, LOVE YOUR STUFF, VERY FUNNY.
>> James: OH, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT,
GUYS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS IS A BETTER AUDIENCE.
OKAY, HERE'S ONE, YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE.
OKAYS AN IDAHO WOMAN HAS SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY DRESSING HER
HUSBAND IN 32 T-SHIRTS IN ONE MINUTE, ACCORDING TO THE HUSBAND
HE'S ALMOST GOT THE HANG OF IT AND HE COULD BE DRESSING HIMSELF
SOON.
>> YEAH.
YOU THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A MUSICAL NUMBER, HUH?
>> OH BOY, THAT COULD BE FUN TOO.
>> James: WAIT A MINUTE, DID YOU GUYS PLAN AND REHEARSE A BIG
MUSICAL NUMBER, MAYBE EVEN WITH MY OWN BAND JUST IN CASE YOU HAD
TO SAVE ME FROM TELLING MORE JOKES?
>> MAYBE.
>> James: WELL THEN I'VE GOT TO SAY THANK YOU.
>> GEE, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, JAMES, HIT IT GUYS.