- Hi, we're Joel and Lia.
- And this is Brits reacting to fur, what's it called?
- Fraternities. - Fraternity Houses.
- Woo. - Yeah.
♪ Dee be dee be dee dee da ♪
- So this is a, sort of second,
whichever way 'round you wanna watch it,
we did one on
- Sororities. - Sororities.
- and one on frater-- - Fraternities.
- We're still learning the phrases.
- Still learning, livin' and learning.
So, really excited to see what the differences will be
- Yeah. - and what it's all about.
- Yeah.
- And really enjoyed reading your comments on the first one
- Yeah.
- So, thank you for that; thank you for educating us.
- Yeah thanks for educating Joel and Lia,
we need a series called Educating Joel and Lia.
Exactly.
- 'Cause you guys love
to educate us! - Love educating us!
(giggling)
- We literally bumped into a viewer, one time,
and the first thing he said was,
"You do know you get lots of stuff wrong in your videos?"
And I was like, "Wow, nice to meet you too!"
(laughing)
So, - That was so funny.
- If you do meet us, just, say hi first,
how are you? Nice to meet you, and then just
- Then do the insults.
- Then do the insults, don't start with,
"you get everything wrong in your videos",
'cause, we're not going to like you if you do that.
- Yeah. - Anyway, moving on.
- OK, so, here we are, this video's called
Epic College House Party.
- Yeah.
- And I know they have a budget behind these things,
so let's see what these -- - Let's see.
- Fratorifer.
- Fratority. - Fratority.
- Fraternity.
- Sounds like a yogurt.
- Oh, on his sleeve it says
McMaster University - McMaster University
- Don't know where that is, anyone know where that is?
- It's an awful color green as well, isn't it?
- It is, I think they think that Irish is what,
'cause all Americans think they're Irish.
They're like, "I'm part Irish."
And you're like,
- Everyone's a bit Irish. - Everyone's a bit Irish.
Stop claiming you're Irish.
- 'Cause everyone is. - Everyone is.
- So funny.
Everyone's a bit somethin'.
- Everyone's a bit something! - Something!
- We need to do a DNA test.
- I've done mine.
- Have you? - Got my results back.
- Yeah, your brother gave it to you for your birthday.
- So, my brother did one and because we've got the same DNA
he sent it to me and was like, "Happy Birthday".
- Here we go.
So, there's girls in this Frat House.
- Oh, and they love doing slo-mo when they edit it,
they're like, "We're having so much fun, ha, ha, ha."
- Wow, oh no, I don't like that.
- Oh no. - That's unhygienic.
- That is unhygienic.
- It's going everywhere.
- She's on his shoulders pouring --
- Oh, see, they think they're Irish.
- They think they're really Irish,
but Irish people would never wear a baseball caps.
- No, Irish people don't wear green.
- They don't really.
- No. - No.
- How can you enjoy that party
when there's too many people?
- That's a party.
- They're encouraging unhealthy consumption.
We're such old people,
we're like, no.
- Should we turn it down a bit?
Oh we're stopped.
The lad's ones, compared to the girl's ones
just seem all about the booze, - Yeah.
- Booze, partying, drinking,
like would the girls ever let this party go on
at their place? - Probably not.
- They'd be like, "No, we don't want to trash it."
- So that's why they do it
at the boys place. - The boys place, yeah,
at the fraternity house.
- But that's why I couldn't be part of
(mumbles)
That's why I couldn't be part of a fraternity
because I just feel like everything would be
dirty and messy, like,
no one would clean up after themselves, probably.
- No.
- After this party the dorm's going to be trashed.
- Oh yeah. - Or the yard.
- Do they have cleaners?
Does the cleaning come -- - Does the cleaner come?
- to the yard?
- Like, our cleaner comes once every two weeks,
she needs to come every week.
- If that's what you'd be doing.
(gasp) - We're dirty,
- There's more! - Young people are dirty.
- Oh no, it's just sort of, end of the night vibes.
Kiss me I'm Irish, stop.
- You're not Irish.
- You're not.
- They're probably, lots of them
are probably underage,
like they're under 21,
but they're drinking
'cause it's a house party,
it's private property.
- And are you allowed
to do that then?
- I don't know.
- I'm not sure. - I don't think so.
'Cause the cops might be called,
- Oh yeah.
- and then they'd go bang bang,
- Bang bang.
- Guys get back to your houses.
- Houses.
Get back inside - You're being loud, bang.
- Bang bang.
- And then everyone scatters.
- Yeah, and they're like,
put the beer pong red cups down.
- Yeah. - And they're like,
quick, pretend it's water. - Pretend it's water.
And they're like, "Officer, it's just water."
- It's just water, it's just water, I promise.
- Yeah, promise. - Oh my God.
- And then you'd, the girls flirt with the police officer
like, "Police officer, stop." - "Stop, touch me again."
- And then like, bang bang.
(giggling)
(mumbles)
- And then we're just at the house party like,
- Yeah. - Lit.
Bored out of our minds.
- Yeah, just like, "What's going on?"
- What was going on here? - Right.
- Okay. - Next one.
- Well, that's our idea of that.
- So that's that one,
the next one is called
Trending Houses, so this is like their version of
a house tour.
So just skipping through, to like 13 seconds
- They call it Theta Chi, but - Theta Chi.
- That's a huh sound, not chuh, like.
(smooth electronic music)
- They need to get better editing,
because you can't hear what they're saying
- You can't hear what they're saying.
They've put the music too loud.
- Yeah.
- I would've loved to have heard what they said.
- I know.
- 'Cause they're both good looking chaps.
- Oh.
(smooth electronic music)
- Oh they put like, bang bang, we love to party.
- And they look like --
- [Griffin] This is the library
where we get books if we have to
- Where we get books if we have to?
- We have to?
- [Griffin] We decided to keep these on campus,
we try to keep it that way.
- They think they're so cool. - So cool.
- They think they're so cool.
- They think they are literally so cool.
- [Tyler] This is the Alumni Room,
we're fortunate enough to have great Alumni
that donated 4.3 million dollars to build this great house.
- Very boastful.
- [Male] We dedicated this room to them.
- Four point something million.
- Billion.
- No, million.
Not billion.
- Mil, yeah, okay, million.
Did he say million or billion? - He said million.
- [Tyler] This is The lounge,
where the brothers kick back, relax.
- Kick back and relax. - Where the bros
kick back and relax. - Kick back and relax.
- Don't refer to yourself as a bro.
- Bros, don't refer - It's so cringe.
- to your friends as bro's.
Are they bro's?
- Oh my gosh.
I don't know. - Bros before hoes.
- Bros before hoes, guys.
- Bra-guys, chicks before dicks.
- Yeah, bros before hoes. - Before hoes.
- That's what they say
in sororities and fraternities.
- That's what they say.
- [Tyler] Pool and watch the Gators
kick ass on game day.
- Oh, they've massive TVs and they just do nothing all day.
- So, so far, what I've got from this,
is that, so that, in our sorority video,
which you can watch, the links down below,
or in the cards up above.
- Or in the cards I sorted, that clearly said it.
- Yeah, it's like, dammit - Put it in the cards, Joel,
put it in the cards - Put it in the cards.
- The sorority is like,
lovely, laughter, fun, beautiful girls,
like, "We're nice girls!" - Girls!
- Whereas for the guys it's like,
yeah, we're like wanna-be rappers,
yeah we're like bros and we like drinking
and doing their work.
- We're trying so hard to pretend we're not from,
like a really rich family. - Yeah.
- We're like, really down. - Oh my god, so they're --
- But we're all wearing Ralph Lauren.
- Yeah, all those people that just rebel
against their parents. - Parents
- They pretend that they're, like,
bros and they're not. - I know.
- They're just from a rich family.
- I know.
- You're literally probably going to grow up to be a lawyer
or something really respectable.
- Yeah. - So you're rebelling
in these years, to be like, yo.
- You're a very eligible bachelor,
but you're a dickhead.
- Yeah, so. - So.
- You're not dating Lia, that's for sure.
- That's for sure.
I would never date you.
Stop winking at the camera!
- [Tyler] Party Barn
- Party Barn. - Party Barn?
- Right, it just looks like - It looks like a
- an empty room with some - broken down cafeteria
- crappy furniture.
I'd rather be in a sorority house.
(laughing)
It's nicer!
- [Griffin] This is one of the two room sizes we have,
you got your walk in closet
- Walk in wardrobe? - Walk in wardrobe.
It's a wardrobe, not a closet.
(laughing quietly)
- It just looks very basic.
- They don't care that much.
- The sororities look beautiful
- Yeah, the girls like
big chandeliers and staircases.
- Yeah, sweeping staircases.
- That go like that, so that they can wear a dress
on Prom Night, and be like. - Yeah.
They're just playing video games.
- This is like, lads pad. - Yeah, I bet it stinks.
- Drink, video games and it stinks of sweat.
- Yeah. - Awful things.
- Other fluids. - Other bodily fluids.
- [Tyler] This Is Pebble Beach,
where our DJ sets up on game day,
it overlooks the courtyard.
- OK, I'm done, are you?
- I'm done watching Pebble Beach.
- Yeah, I don't, I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I mean,
- It's just a bit like,
lads, lads lads. - Yeah.
- You can imagine they all go around
breaking peoples hearts. - Oh yeah.
The girls get into arguments. - Oh yeah.
- In the sorority houses,
they literally just go and cause drama
and then, - And, yeah.
- Then, girls get a reputation for being psycho
because these stupid boys. - Yeah.
- Make them feel like they are.
- Yeah, yeah, it's true.
- Amen Lia! - Yeah,
- Amen! What she said.
- No, but I, girls are psychos, though,
the sorority, look at their eyes,
they're like, wide eyes, perfect teeth, blonde hair,
just like, "Love me, love me, love me".
No wonder the guys ditch 'em.
- Yeah and what are they looking for?
- I mean, yeah. - Someone, something else?
- Yeah, I don't know. - It's a shame.
- It's a shame, but also, living with boys,
they just prank each other all the time and they hate it.
When I've had to, like, live in the,
just with, in a dorm with loads of guys,
they, like, will break into your,
not necessarily mine,
- Yeah. - but break into peoples rooms
- Yeah. - late at night, like,
mess up their room and whatever,
'cause they think it's funny
and I'm like, that's not funny - Yeah.
- You're just being a child.
- It's horrible, like boys in my school,
they used to have like,
their mattress tipped in the night, whilst they're on it.
Like they'd break into your room,
tip your mattress. - I don't understand.
- Or like, they put foam all over you.
- Yeah. - They'd put like,
they'd just do pranks all the time.
- Yeah.
Right, one more.
- Alright, one more, really?
- This is similar. - Do we have to?
(gasp)
(light hip hop music)
- Why do they all have, like, rap music playing?
- They've edited this,
and this is what they want us to think about them,
that they're down,
but they're not. - You're not.
Look at, oh.
- The bunk beds. - Bunk beds.
- The flashy edits.
- [Frat Boy In Grey Shirt] This is our library.
- He's fit. - Look at the bow tie.
(laughing)
- [Frat Boy In Bow tie] Over here's our Exec Room.
- Exec Room, they've got an Exec Room!
- What's that?
- Where they smoke cigars, probably.
- [Frat Boy in Bow tie] Our Exec Room is
where our actual meetings will be prior to chapter.
- [Frat Boy In Grey Shirt] Here's the Chi Psi pin
of the first ever president.
- They need to be mic'd up.
- This, that.
- Look, if any of you want us want us to come
and produce your fraternity house videos, we will.
- We'll do that for money. - Yeah.
- We will stand there with a camera
and make proper videos. - Yeah.
(laughing)
- Oh my gosh.
(light hip hop music)
- The TV room, yeah.
- D'you know what I don't like?
When people just show you unnecessary stuff,
like here's a picture. - Yeah, yeah.
- Here's a clock. - You're like, I don't.
- I don't care.
We've been looking on Airbnb recently,
- Yeah. - for places to stay,
and people just showcase, like, the most stupid things,
- Oh yeah. - like zoomed in on, like,
the fabric of the duvet. - On the bed.
- Or like, - Do you know,
I've noticed that's an American, British, difference
if you look on British Airbnb,
we show the room and like,
just the rooms, the general things, but with Americans,
they literally take a photo of the bed,
not just the room, but like,
the bed, the pillows, the ornaments, they're like
- It's like, we're like. - I don't care.
- I do not care! - Show me the room!
- Show me the size, - Yeah.
- Don't show me, like, a really weird
zoomed in on a coffee cup, like,
- Yeah. - I'm going to enjoy
drinking out of, like,
Joel, we have to stay in this place,
because they have this cup.
- I know, it's so weird.
- and I need to drink out of that.
- So weird. - So bizarre.
- But yeah, my parents own a house in Florida
and they rent that out, they have to do the same,
like, I'm like,
why are you taking a pointless photo of this?
And they're like, we have to do it.
- They like it.
- 'Cause they like it, the Americans like seeing the--
- What the sheets? - specifics.
- The cotton count or something.
- I guess so, I don't know.
- So weird.
- Very weird.
But, I think I've had enough of this fraternity,
- Have you? - I know I've had enough,
I don't like all the gangster music, underneath.
- No. - It's just a but like,
stop trying hard.
- And I also like aspirational things,
I like to watch things were I'm like,
that's be a really nice house to visit.
So the sorority house, I was like,
that's beautiful, whereas with this,
I'm like, I couldn't think of anything worse
than living in a bunk bed in a smelly dorm.
- And I couldn't think of anything worse
than living in a sorority house
full of what look like, bitchy girls.
- Yeah.
- And, drama. - Drama.
- And like, lots of forced fun.
- Oh definitely.
- Forced fun. - Forced fun.
- Guys we're gonna do this and,
what if you don't want to?
- That's what I think the guys are goods at, though,
like, you don't get the vibe that they're forcing fun,
- There's no false fun. - They're just like,
chill out, play video games, do whatever you want
which is good, whereas the girls are like,
let's film a video where we go like this.
(laughing)
- Yeah. - Like the sorority video,
where they did that, or.
(clapping)
- But if you were one of the girls that's just like,
I'm just gonna go and hang with these guys
and do nothing video games, you'd be hated.
- Yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause you were in with all the guys.
- Yeah, they'd be like, what, such a slut.
- So much drama, such a slut. - Slut.
- Slut.
(laughing)
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- [Joel] Fraternities look disgusting.
- [Lia] I know.
- [Joel] That's what I concluded.
- [Lia] Just imagine the bodily fluids in there.
- [Joel] Ah, I bet it stinks,
they don't do their washing. - [Lia] Sweat, alcohol.
- [Lia] They don't do washing.
- [Joel] They need to grow up.
- [Lia] They probably have cleaners.
that do everything for them.
- [Joel] Do you know what we should say
if we ever went to a fraternity?
We'd go, - [Lia] What do we say?
- [Joel] Guys, you're 23, grow up!
- [Lia] Grow up!
- [Joel] Grow up!
- [Lia] Grow up, Mikey!
- [Joel] Yeah, literally.