*disturbed silence*
I absolutely hate myself.
MAC!
Konnichiwa
*Awkward Laughter*
My jaw still currently in the middle of healing and might even be infected
- L I T -
Excuse me if I sound like a broken voice box
Halloween is coming up
You know what that means?
I don't know what that means you tell me.
So about a week ago, my friend
Micah made a video where he was trying on costumes,
And that made me feel inspired.
Since I haven't done a Halloween video on this channel yet
For me to get into the Halloween spirit
I will try on costumes as well
But not regular costumes
Oh nonononononono
What is the number one thing
That everyone in Halloween wants the most?
What everyone in Halloween wants to become
Yes that's right you guessed it
Sexy versions of...regular things in the universe
So today I'm trying on sexy women's costumes
Cuz EQUALITY.
If a woman is more generally objectified then so can I, right?
That's...how things work
So I have a box
*Mac wahs*
Of four different sexy women's outfits that I found on Amazon
Because your boy is on a budget
And today, we're just gonna.
We're just gonna try them on
This'll be fun
o KAY
So first things first
Let's try ... This one!
*unimpressed* w o w
its a bag
it's a S~E~X~Y bag
I'm joking, I'm joking!
Those people who always want to be the queen of the jungle but a freak in the sheets:
I present to you a sexy lion
oOoOoOohH
yep, this is happening really happening
first of all
I bought a large...
And this -
This is not.
This is not...
How does this even-?
Okay,
Theres a zipper
Thats progress
Unzip it
*Screams of Failure*
Nope
Yes there we go
Okay
Now we take off our c~l~o~t~h~e~s
- ooOoooOO -
Not even
I'm- I don't want to be demonetized
Okay
Great
Here we go
There we Go
Look at that.
Look at that!
Look aT tHIs
Hey hey
wAiT
We have a Problem {Oh, papi's looking thick!!!;)
We have a Problem!
P R O B L E M !
WAIT A MINUTE
Oh Mah God
Everything is pinching
And here we are.
*Laughs of Actual Pain™*
Kablam
Kapow
r a w r
Oh my god it going up my bUtT
oOooOoOhH
Look at this tail
Rawrrrr
This Is My Pride Rock
AHAH
Ow my BALLS
♪In the jungle, the mighty jungle ♪
♪ The lion sleeps to night ♪
I give this outfit
a 3 out of 20
Because -
What the F***
*Screams of Pain*
A-weemma-we
Wow this is great
My tits are just out
Everything is pinching. Oh my gosh. I have the biggest wedgie in the freaking world right now. Holy shit. Let's move on
Let's move on
For all you beer lovers out there, We have Gretchen. Can you see her? Can you see her?
Can you see her yet? Can see you her?
There she is
There she go
There she do it.
How she is. How she look
"2pc". As in it's "too pc". as in what i need for this video the stay monatizied
GEt iT
Oh god it's not coming off...
Oh gOd
OH GOD.
WaBAM!
I like what i'm feeling so far...
BAM!
Ya'll think everything's fine n' hunky dory
Until you look at the back, bitch.
I can't zip this shit up. This is an extra-large...
Wa-Bam!
*Awkward Laughter*
WHO'S READY FOR SOME BEER?!
Wait! Forgot the stockings.
Huh-Blam!
Look at me!
Look at me!!!
Oooooh Shit.
Oooh- Shit-
Beyonce is SHOOK. Riding Hood Yeah, right! I can kick ass in this dress. Look at me!
Boom. Bam Bam! BOOM.
I give this dress a 8 out of 10 you know what? makes me feel comfortable
I feel sexy. Minus two points because the back of it
Next
have you ever sat around and just thought...
"Freddy Krueger is so scary! I wonder what he will look like as a person out in the town on a Saturday night..."
Well you're in luck! I present to you...
A Sexy Freddy Krueger.
-L I T-
Ms. Krueger to be exact.
Because why the hell not? you know? EQUALITY.
It's Freddy Krueger but in a short dress
Here we go.
Keeping the stalkings on.
Because i don't give a f***.
Hu-Boom!
It's even scratch Printed.
What is that? What even- I don't even know...
As you can see, this was made for me.
Hat? Check. Glove, Check!
Your Bussy's Mine.
Oooh! Look at this! Ooooh!
Ms. Krueger? more like, misssss~ Krueger if you know what I mean
Mhm~ Mhm~ Fashion.
I'm going to kill youuuu. [unamused tone]
Kinda boring. I mean like... Nails are on fleek.
But the outfit?
Very forever 21, Very Macy's.
I give this outfit a 4. Cuz honey, i'm not feeling it.
-L I T-
And last but not least, Honey i give you.
A Harlem slave.
Yup.
You know? Just going back to my roots!
*Awkward laughter*
-What is a Harlem slave? I feel like this is offensive.
"One size fits most".
Have a strong feeling I am NOT in the most category.
You know what? Screw it. let's do this.
All in this really small pouch the size of my head...
... Is my entire costume...
kay
So first of all... What?
Kay let's try.
I'mma take off my und- No i'm not gonna take off my underwear.
That is way too much...
Yup. Something ripped...
Wa-Blam!
Kah-Boom!
Kuh-Pow!
Keh-Pleen!
KAH-PLEEKUHH~! [ The mating call of the Mac]
*Laughter*
now the bra!
How do we do this..?
O-kay! Here we go!
*Shiny boob jiggle wiggle™*
I hate this...
Can't forget about the collar! because you know? Slavery?
Bam!
Wow...
*Laughter*
Is this what racists want???
Is this how they see me???
Well. Here you go racists, it's what you want
I'm a slave.
Di'you hear me jingle?
Okay, we're stopping we're stopping fame has really changed me
Do you see this?
♪ I'm a slaaaave for you ♪
♪ Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me ♪
I give this sexy outfit 2 because why the hell not, right?
Better than a 1
It comes with it's own handle. I could walk myself.
I am a self-sufficient slave.
And there you have it. I have fulfilled my dreams along with the dreams of many others
Especially the KKK
What's your favorite SEXY COSTUME? Comment down below.
Mine is affordable healthcare!
Nothing's sexier than that!
but anyways I'm gonna go....try to get a sugar daddy. Let's be honest.
You see this?
But anyways my name is Mac. This video is probably already flagged
and don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribae BWAH!
*Closing Music*