I need you to unpack these boxes.
What's in them?
We've got tangy Spongy Sauce and mild Bobby Sauce
for the not so daring.
Oh, clever.
Captain! My spatula's missing, sir.
I got it right here. Here you go, Squidward.
[shattering]
Time's up, SpongeBob.
[gasping]
[screaming]
Only 799 words to go.
[laughing]
No!
[screaming]
What have I done?! Help! Help! My house is on fire!
[screaming]
SpongeBob, why?
Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?
Why didn't you just write your essay?!
Stop wasting time!
[gasping]
[gasping] Pebble!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
Whoa!
[screaming]
Whoa!
[humming]
This is Squidward, the cashier.
[screaming]
And yes, those moles are huge.
[groaning]
Amazing.
And stay out!
[grumbling]
[slamming]
How's that tan coming?
I don't know. Let me check. Looking good.
How's yours?
Just a minute.
[screaming]
I could have sworn I was laying on my back.
[laughing]
Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah!
Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry!
Hey, it's Larry, the lifeguard.
Just imagine, if I were a lifeguard.
That would be so cool.
Win this one because I told you to.
Because you told me to!
[grunting]
[cheering]
Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here!
[grunting]
[music playing]
[grunting]
What the shrimp? Hey, what's going on here?
Whoa, that's too hot!
[grunting]
Whoa!
I just have to say, I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabs down.
I let all of Bikini Bottom down.
But worst of all, I let you down,
you delicate little Krabby Patty.
Mm.
With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm,
steamy goodness.
Steamy.
I'll never forget your 100% all secret patty,
secretly assembled with undersea cheese,
pickle, lettuce, tomato, onion. All secretly steaming
between two fluffy seaweed seed buns.
Yes. Yes. Yes! Come to Papa!
Oh, boy.
[beeping]
Plankton, 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
We blew it, pants.
What do you mean, "we"?
Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention.
Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!
No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen.
Ouch.
[giggling]
- Honey. - Huh?
You're not using that tan accelerator again, are you?
Oh, don't pretend you don't love it.
[sighing]
Good work, man.
[gasping] I see you've read my book.
Craig Mammalton?
The tannest man on TV?
[laughing] None other.
15 seconds, give or take a few minutes.
No, Patrick! 15 seconds exactly. It's really important-
Its working!
[gasping] Okay, Patrick, I'm done.
Patrick. Patrick, are you there?
[laughing]
Hey there.
That tan for us?
What?
Uh, Patrick. It's time for me to get out.
Well, Patrick, how do I look?
[screaming]
[groaning]
So... thirsty.
It's no use.
We'll never find the rare dessert sandwich.
I brought you some flowers.
For me? How sweet.
[grunting]
[creaking]
They'll live much, much longer
in a vase full of ice... cold... water.
So tell me about yourself.
[dinging]
Oh, there's the cookies. Be right back.
[door opening, closing]
I don't need it. I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it. I don't need.
I don't need it. I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I need it!
No, SpongeBob! No, no, no! Stop! Pinky! Pinky!
What a beautiful day. Beautiful sky,
beautiful plants; hi, plants, beautiful... pile of cans?
Mm mm, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
No, it's not, SpongeBob, this is.
Now, prepare for a long merciless whoopin''.
[groaning]
Mm-mm, my favorite.
[groaning]
[laughing]
By the powers of naughtiness,
I command this particular drop of hot sauce
to be really, really hot.
[gasping] Sandy, wait. Victory is yours.
I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob.
Wake up, boy, you're burning me money!
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs, what do we do ?
Here, use this.
[grunting, clanking]
Whoa!
[imitating siren]
Hooray!
[whimpering]
[sniffing]
Hmm.
[screaming]
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[groaning]
Huh?
[sizzling]
[groaning]
[sizzling]
Hmm.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[sighing]
[sizzling]
[screaming]
Whoa!
[sizzling]
[moaning]
[dinging] Ah.
[speaking gibberish]
Hmm?
Yow!
[grunting]
[sniffing]
Mm.
[chattering]
Ahh.
[screaming]
Burning !
[screaming]
The only way to relax YOUR LEG is to walk on hot coals.
Hot coals?!
Now Fred, close your eyes and repeat after me
the ancient mantra.
My feet are cold. My feet are cold.
My feet are cold.
My feet are cold. My feet are cold.
Ow! My butt!
My feet are cold. My feet are cold.
Transcendence.
He has six.
He is the new royal fry cook, and you-
Silence!
Is it hot in here or what?
Patrick? You hurt my friend. You're not a king,
you're a bully and a liar.
So, little one, you think you have what it takes
to be my fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness.
You shall be tested with... a challenge.
Bring it on. SpongeBob can handle any-
Ouch.
Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly.
There will be two challenges.
Only two?
What are two challenges to someone like Sponge-
Three challenges!
Three? Ha ha. Three challenges are nothing.
Might as well be 500 challenges-
Enough!
I'll settle for one.
Maybe 'cause I have a brain.
Oh. Squidward, the grill is on.
Oh really? And do you think I don't know that this grill is-
[screaming]
I got to do something.
[screaming]
Okay, Squidward, this should help.
[screaming]
Don't worry, Squidward, I'll catch you.
[sizzling]
[screaming]
Uh, I can fix this.
[screaming]
This time I got ya.
[screaming]
[banging]
[gasping]
[babbling]
[screaming]
[grunting]
Whammer, bammer, in the slammer!
Whoo hoo! I'm the queen of Jellyfish Field.
How's that feel, losers?
[honking]
I don't like it.
I can't see or hear you for my face has been cauterized.
Ah, you guys are just out of shape.
Come on, best two outta three.
[grunting]
But you've got all the jellyfish.
And there's no more field.
[gasping]
[chuckles] Did I do that?
Yes.
You did this too.
[music playing]
♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪
[music playing]
♪ Said it's gonna be a good one Just wait and see ♪
[music playing]
SpongeBob! And why aren't you in uniform?
The Krusty Krabs presents live nude pranksters,
starring the Bikini Bottom ghosts!
[cheering]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[cheering, whistling]
[laughing]
Patrick!
Yeah?
[music playing]
[meowing] Gary!