Oh, patty, my darling.
Before I do this, I want you to know that I only do it out of love.
Black lemonade.
Ooh, is that what black lemonade is?
[retching]
- What is it? - Oh, who cares silly-big-Milly?
It's free!
Oh, it's going to be so good 'cause it's free!
Eat up!
[laughing]
What?
[moaning]
Oh...
I had no idea that chum was this rotten.
Nature patties!
- Oh, boy! - Delightful!
Dig in, boys!
Oh! It's like eating the inside of a lawn mower!
I think mine is mostly stones.
Oh, here we call them forest tomatoes.
Spackle.
[mumbling]
Shellac.
[mumbling]
Oh, you want me to try it?
[mumbling]
Okay.
Hm, smells industrial.
[crunching]
Ugh!
Well, I'm sure it's an acquired taste.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Still alive!
So delicious!
Oh, the wasted years!
Enjoy, buddy.
Hm, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years
and I don't even know what it tastes like.
Bleah!
What is it, Peterson?
I'm not sure I feel... a disturbance.
Water! Give me water!
[disgusted noise]
Where did you get this disgusting liquid?
Slimy and refreshing!
We've gotta eat something!
I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.
[crunching]
No, maybe it wasn't coral...
Maybe it was sand.
Wait, Squidward!
You can't throw out a Krabby Patty, that is just wrong!
But, this one is rotten!
Oh, simple Squidward, no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten!
Here, look.
[burp]
Oh, that looks delicious!
Why don't you take another bite?
No, thanks!
It's so delicious I think I'll save the rest for later!
There we go!
This sundae's gonna taste great!
Aren't you going to help me, Gary?
Gary?
Oh, well... More for me!
Ah...
Mh...
You know what they say, Gary,
I'm easy like Sunday morning...
[retching]
You like it?
It's...
- Yeah? - It's...
[retching]
Well? What do you think?
It's the second foulest thing I've ever tasted!
I have heard so much about your
kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz!
Can't wait to try it.
One s--
[changing voice] One second!
Tonight's supper is to go, so please, to go!
Well aren't your twelve little German children
gonna sing for me while I eat?
I don't have children!
I mean... I mean... Ja, ja! Outside please!
I love outdoor concerts.
♪ We are the little kiddywinks, the kiddywinks, the kiddywinks ♪
♪ We are the little kiddywinks, we love to sing all day! ♪
I think the littlest kiddywink is off-key.
That's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!
I call it... the Nasty Patty.
[giggling]
Hey! Hurry up with that patty!
Here you are, sir. Enjoy!
Ah... Hello, delicious!
Come to papa!
[buzzing]
[choking]
Listen! He ate it!
Oh, look at him choke!
[laughing]
Look at him suffer!
[laughing]
[choking]
Did you see that, boy?
Oh, man!
The look on his face!
[choking]
Oh...
[buzzing]