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(Joey graceffa calendar)
She's so loud
Hey, guys! It's me, Joey.
Hey, guys! It's me, Miranda.
WANNA KISS
NO
You know what they say
when you're in a relationship, you cant kiss
but we can do other things
Yeah, we're turning into each other
I know
Silly but true
We do alot of the same things
I love it
All you need next is the lipstick
So anyways
I have my girlfriend, soon to be
um
wife
here, um...
It's been so long!
I know, but we're not even getting married!
I've been waiting for the days
Alright, well
Soon we'll have an announcement
that hopefully we'll be getting married soon
Well, it's Chritsmas-merry chritsmas
Merry Christmas
And so you know we have to of course
do our gift exchange
Yeah
So I brought your gifts
so we can give each other
...gifts
That's why I'm here.
...
Right
Yeah
Oh.
I...
...I forgot mine upstairs (with a nervous voice)
I'll-
You'd better get it
Okay
This better not take a long time
JOEY!
Alright
um
So I got you a bunch of gifts
Good
One I'm super excited to share with you
but that'll be the grand finale
Okay
But the first one is candy.
Oh, I love candy.
Yeah, you should try one.
*grunting*
Yeah
Oh, it's got a little pocket
Uh-
It looks like some of these have been eated already
*nervous laughter*
I had a bite
Okay.
*eating noises*
*disgusted moaning*
*Joey laughing*
It's spicy!
It's not spicy!
Yes it is!
It's sour
Same difference
No, there's a difference
Same
Difference
Exactly
No
Sour
Yes
Sour
I don't even like that
and spicy are two different flavors
I don't even like that
You failed your first present
I got a gift for you
Alright, fine
Wax... a WaxVac!
Y'know that way we can get out all the squishy stuff out of your ears and play with it
It could be a good date
This is kinda weird
No its not!
Look you get out the wax out your ears!
They cant even see, but its a wax vacuum
Its like a gun and its sucks out the wax!
and you can play with it sculpt a little...
...tiny (oh like play dough!) little figurine of myself
It could be the cake topper for our wedding!
..thats disgusting... (With a disgusted voice
we could save it and make figurines of ourselves
thats really gross
No it not gross
Alright, my next present you're gonna love!
...um...
This actually has to go with the last present
-gasp-
I love this!
yeah
A snack!
Oh this is so good
No those are...um...they're actually...
They're Treats
I know! I love treats!
No
it-It's for a dog
*Loud screaming*
*Cough*
*Joey laughs*
It's..
These are dog treats
*Cough*
*More laughing*
Do you need something to drink?
A-yes! I thought it was a chocolate chip!
Here
this is horrible joey
here drink some of this
thank you oh Jesus
*is disgusted*
JOEY!
it's not (????)
It's the drink of the sinners
*laughing*
You just sinned
*more cute laughing*
How do you feel about that?
Please Lord forgive me
It was his fault
Just like Adam and Eve
*laughs*
pay me joy!
Joey...that was a horrible gift
okay I'm sorry
I have a better one for you