Doctor Stone, Demon Slayer,
Mob Psycho 100, and so many more…
2019 gave us some great anime that will no doubt go down as absolute classics…
But I ain’t here to talk about that shit.
Konnichiwa, sinners!
I’m so so sorry.
This is Brotakuza, and today is all about this (sound), this (sound) and this (sound).
Let’s go.
#10 - Zuikaku from Azur Lane.
Now if you’re not familiar with Azur Lane, it’s based on a popular Chinese mobile game,
where warships basically take on the form of moe girls and do battle on the high seas.
And the reason I love Zuikaku is because I imagine walking around with those things is
hard enough, but fighting with those F-cup anchors attached to your chest, bravo.
I’d like sink my battleship in between those…
#9 - Hibiki Sakura from How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?
I never thought I’d enjoy watching a weightlifting anime, and Sakura was a big reason why I did.
So we got to see Sakura in a couple different forms, so to speak.
She was chubby in the beginning, at least by Japanese standards, and more toned as the
show went on.
But honestly I thought her curves complimented her boobs more in the beginning, so I’m
all for her having 2 or 3 cheat days throughout the week.
I can’t believe I’m doing commentary about this.
#8 - Homare from Are You Lost?
Tomboy teedees are a treasure.
Is there anything more precious then a hottie who has zero idea how attractive she is, or
just flat out doesn’t care?
That’s what makes Homare so lovable.
She’s constantly ripping off her clothes to help her classmates survive, and everyone,
including the audience, is better for it.
So to answer the title of this anime, no, I’m not lost.
I’m right the hell where I wanna be.
#7 - Princess Hibana from Fire Force.
Now as I’ve stated in a previous video, I gave up on Fire Force.
I just wasn’t buying what it was trying to sell me, but I’m not about to sit here
and act like Hibana wasn’t a complete smoke show.
There’s just something about that pink hair, oddly tanned skin and tight top that just
checks all the boxes.
Hibana is a walking flame emoji, but that anime is a dumpster fire.
Sorry, not sorry.
#6 - Ogata from We Never Learn.
Now, Takemoto will always be my girl, and her swimsuit tan lines give her the overall
edge, but if we’re talking sheer size, then Ogata o-got it.
She’s kind of like Homare from Are You Lost in that she has no idea how cute she is, although
she can be self-conscious about her body.
Hopefully Ogata will eventually see her sweater puppies as a strength, and not a weakness.
#5 - Rin and Misa from Kandagawa Jet Girls.
Water sports, girls in tight water suits covered in water.
Enough said.
I doubled up for #5 because Rin and Misa are a team, and it’s my damn list.
But seriously, despite being among the more covered-up girls on this list, each girl in
this pair really brings out the other’s hotness, while causing the competition to
be more exposed in the process.
That’s a double bonus.
#4 - Hestia from Danmachi.
Sideboob goddess.
Combine that with her short frame and willingness to mash those jugs up against you in a fit
of rage or friskiness, and you’ve got someone that you can’t wait to take home to mom.
I’ve never appreciated a ribbon this much in my life, but I love just how much joy that
little piece of fabric has brought to the anime community.
#3 - Mamako from Do you Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?
There isn’t anything much better than a cougar whose upper body is still defying gravity.
Between the armor and costume changes, and convenient wardrobe malfunctions, Mamako showed
us throughout the series just why she is the ultimate anime MILF of 2019, and one of the
hottest anime MILFs of all time.
#2 - Senpai from Magical Senpai.
She is annoying as hell.
That’s a given.
But damn if the upskirts didn’t make up for her lack of magic skills.
Without her perfectly-written assistant, this anime would have been unbearable.
His facial expression of “shut up and show me your tits” conveyed the feelings of the
audience so accurately, even if it belied his own raging thirst for her in a more romantic
sense.
#1 - Pansy from Oresuki.
Pansy takes the top spot just on the strength of her reveal alone.
She was ALREADY the girl you want, the girl you need.
Such upfront honesty is refreshing, in the way she basically tells Joro that she’s
all he’ll ever need in a woman.
And then to top it off by opening her shirt and saying, “oh, by the way, look at THESE”?
That shit was aight.
I personally fall for girls who are headstrong and aggressive to begin with, so Pansy was
already a best-girl front-runner for me.
But in that moment, she became waifu.
Well, those were my rankings, but I want to know who’s your top, top-heavy, top girl
in the comments below.
I’ll be back again soon.
But until then…sayonara suckas!