I thought we could play my favorite game,
Fashion Makeover.
Now, don't get me wrong, love the gray, very European.
But have you ever thought about something a little more
look at me?
You mean like a pony tail?
A ponytail? [chuckles]
No. I mean, like this.
[gasping]
You're like a butterfly.
A beautiful social butterfly ready to take flight.
I think our work here is done.
Guys, it's literally happening! Lucy's finally ready!
Will this hurt?
[overlapping chatter]
Too heavy.
[overlapping chatter]
Too poofy.
[overlapping chatter]
Too princess-y.
[overlapping chatter]
Too... perfect.
Hmm. I can live with this.
What do you think, Fangs?
Ew, ew! No more bats!
[humming]
Hey, Lincoln.
Hey, Lucy. So what'd Bertrand say?
We're going to vote tonight.
Hey, that's great.
No, it's not great.
Haiku and I each have three votes,
which means Bertrand will have to break the tie.
And of course, he'll choose Haiku again.
Ah, man, I'm sorry, Lucy.
At least you gave it your best shot.
I can't give up yet.
Haiku doesn't know what's best for the club,
but I do.
Too bad you don't have one more member
who could vote for you.
I walked right into this one, didn't I?
The results are in and well, it appears we have a tie.
Lucy and Haiku each have three votes.
As sitting president, it is my duty to choose the-
Is this the Mortician's Club?
[gasping]
Lincoln?
What in Haiti's handbag are you doing here?
Oh, well, I was hoping to join you guys.
I've really taken an interest in death lately.
Ah! A dead snake!
Keep it up. You got heart, kid.
Yeah, yeah, I'm all grown up.
Uh, not yet. You have one last step.
Phase three: Look like a grownup.
I think my work here is done.
Ready for the grown up table, big guy?
Did Napoleon have a Napoleon complex?
[laughing]
I still don't get it.
Me neither.
Princess makeover time!
Ooh, a new toad.
[hairdryer blowing]
[screaming]
I look like my Memaw!
[sighing]
Some people just don't appreciate beauty.
I made your eyes pop, kid!
[buzzing]
Usually I'm opposed to baths, but I understand
you got to make a good first impression.
Ooh.
Very nice. Let me get you a towel.
[gasping]
[buzzing]
So you're gonna give me things to talk about with Tammy?
Let's let's keep this simple.
Just talk about the weather and wear these fashionable,
yet technologically advanced socks.
Ooh, what do these babies do?
Ah, never mind if they hide my bunions and hammer toes,
that's a job well done.
[groaning]
Today, Flip, we're going to get you ready for dinner with Tammy.
And we're going to have fun doing it.
[blowing whistle]
Ah! Sit up straight! Feet on the floor!
Elbows off the table!
Now, which one is the salad fork?
[stammering]
[whistle blowing] I don't have all day, grunt!
[squealing]
Okay, Flip, let's see the outfit options. Dazzle me.
Uh-uh.
Eeh.
[gasping, groaning]
[groaning]
[gasping, squealing]
Presenting the new and totes flipped
Philip Philippiny.
♪ Everybody's going to ♪
♪ Love what you turned into ♪
♪ We love you You're Luna ♪
♪ Now change ♪
♪ It's all how you play The game ♪
♪ All big stars could use Improvement ♪
♪ We love you You're perfect ♪
♪ We love you You're worth it ♪
♪ We love you You're Luna ♪
♪ Now change ♪
Hey, Lola.
Dude, it's me, Luna.
[gasping]
Learn to take a compliment, sweetie.
Hey, sweetie, are you busy?
Well, I just happen to come across
these matching princess dresses at the mall, and I thought-
[gasping]
It's my color.
Of course, powder pink, but wait, there's more.
[gasping]
Stick on earrings.
[laughing]
Yay, Daddy!
[laughing]
Did you hear the Gooseman's got into it
with the postal worker?
No way. Tell me more.
Okay, so apparently one of their packages showed up wet
and they just lost it.
Be careful, the floor is lava.
I'm burning!
You saved me.
I forgot. There's snakes on the couch!
[groaning]
[laughing]
Now blot.
Mmm. Wow. This is my color.
Told you so, Ruby Red.
[music playing]
Whoo hoo. Lana, look at you.
You've done it. You're prim and perfect.
I never thought I'd say it, but this feels pretty good.
Now let's hit the town, as limo people do.
[whistle blowing]
[blowing whistle] Limo! Limo coming through!
Wow. I never knew life could be like this.
Ah! Sea monster! I mean, you look great, Lori.
I know, right?
Hey, little bro. Thanks for convincing
the manager to let you fill in for me.
Hah. It's the least I could do.
I mean, this dance is why you got this job
in the first place.
I'm sorry you won't get to go to your friend's party.
That's okay. He's not really my friend.
He was just using me, the way I was using you.
Have an awesome time tonight.
Thanks, Lincoln.
Uh, hon, don- don't you think you should get to class?
You don't want to be late on your first day undercover.
Just a sec. I'm building a social media presence.
It'll be so cray if I don't have one.
Speaking of which, can you go to SwiftyPic
and drop a heart emoji on my latest post?
You lost me at cray.
Well, Brita, have a nice day.
It's Brita.
[bell ringing]
Gee, I can't imagine what's keeping Lola.
Let me go check.
How was your day, sweetie?
Oh, um, you know, uh, pageants, and, uh, glitter,
and, um, crowns, probably.
Ha. Just another day in the life of Lola.
There you go.
[giggling]