- [Narrator] Why do they call them gyms?
I don't see anyone working out in them.
- [Narrator 2] Shut up!
- [Ash] I can't wait to explore this new region
and encounter all sorts of wild Pokemon.
As long as I don't walk in front of other trainers,
I should...
- You walked in front of me.
Now we're legally required to battle.
- (groans) Fine.
(dramatic gaming music)
(message dinging)
Go, Pikachu!
(Pikachu blasting)
- Pika!
- In the nine years since we last battled,
I studied all my past mistakes
and now I'm going to destroy you.
Go, Blastoise.
(Blastoise beeping)
(Blastoise blasting)
(Blastoise screaming)
My Blastoise is the most powerful Pokemon in the world.
You don't stand a chance against me,
unless you have some kind of electric type Pokemon, or.
Ah, frick!
(Ash laughing)
(messages dinging)
- Pikachu, use Thundershock!
- Wait, wait, wait, please.
I've worked so hard to get to this point.
Use anything but Thundershock.
- Okay.
I won't use Thundershock.
- Thank you.
- Thunderbolt is way more powerful.
Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
- No!
- Pikachu!
(Thunderbolt blasting)
(Blastoise screaming)
- No, Blastoise. He's dead.
Now I'll have to throw him in the trash
like the rest of my Pokemon.
(drum thudding and flies buzzing)
- Why don't you just take him to the Pokecenter
and they'll revive him?
(drum thudding)
- Oh yeah, the Pokecenter.
I knew what that was this whole time.
Hey, wouldn't that be funny if, as a joke,
you help me take my Blastoise in there
and show me how to revive him?
- Okay. Pikachu, stay here.
- (sighing) Pika, Pika.
(Ash and Aging Hipster grunting)
(cheerful music)
- Wow, he's back to perfect health.
Has anyone ever tried putting a human in that machine?
- My uncle.
- And?
(drum thudding and flies buzzing)
- (groaning) Well, now that my Blastoise
is back to perfect health, I'm going to destroy you.
(chaotic music)
- Pikachu!
Pika, Pi!
- (laughing) We finally did it, Jessie.
After decades of failure, we were finally able
to steal one relatively common Pokemon.
- Well, to be fair, James, we would've caught a lot more
if you weren't such a big, big badoofus.
- Give me back my Pikachu!
- [Pikachu] Pika.
- Not a chance, squirt.
Now is our moment to make our grand exit
into our hot air balloon.
Bye bye, losers.
Wait, James!
Where is our hot air balloon?
You were supposed to tie it down.
- Oh, whoopsie. Was that on me?
I could have sworn I tied it to your colossal ass.
(Jessie gasping)
(Aging Hipster laughing)
- Oh yeah? Well maybe I should have tied it
to your thick skull.
(Aging Hipster laughing)
- Bro.
- Well, at least I remembered
to bring our giant red barrel of explosives
for our devious plan.
- Why are you doing any of this?
- Honestly, it's been so long I forget.
Jessie?
- I, well. We don't need a reason
because we are Team Rocket, and we are so naughty.
- And devious.
- Yes.
(spring bongs)
- Meow, that's right.
- Are you just going to stand there,
or are you going to help?
- Why would I care?
They haven't done anything to me.
Wait, where's my scarf?
- Hey Jessie, check it out.
I'm pissing on that loser guy's ugly scarf.
- Ooh, good plan, dumb-dumb.
- It's not ugly, it's Gucci.
Let's battle!
(chaotic music)
(message dinging)
Show them what you've got, Blastoise.
(Blastoise beeping)
(Blastoise screaming)
- A water type Pokemon. Meowth, use Taser Attack.
(message dinging)
(Blastoise shouting)
- Hey, tasers shouldn't be allowed.
- Oh, and you shouldn't be allowed
to wear that outfit in public.
- (laughing) Good one, James.
I mean, dumb-dumb.
- Thanks, Jessie.
I mean, Jessie.
(seductive music)
(vibrant music)
(chaotic music)
- Wait.
How is he fully healed?
- I don't know.
Blastoise, use Hydro Pump!
(Blastoise grunting)
- Wow, that really missed.
(Aging Hipster groaning)
- A perfect day.
Nothing could run this.
(water crashing)
What the hell? (screaming)
Is this because I had sex with Ash's mom?
Is this my punishment?
- Meowth, use Taser Attack again.
- Hey, who died and made you the boss?
Let me call the attacks from time to time.
- I would, but you simply lack the gravitas required
to instill fear into our foes.
- And you lack a brain, nitwit.
- I know you are, but what am I?
- A purple-haired goober.
- Oh yeah?
What else?
- Pea-brained ignoramus.
- Oh, I could never ignore your anus.
Say it again.
- Pea-brained ignoramus.
- Good girl.
(Jessie panting)
(James panting)
(Jessie growling)
- All right, Pikachu. Use Thundershock on that barrel.
- Pika!
- Oh, tense. - Oh, tense.
(Pikachu screaming)
(Thundershock blasting)
- [Jessie And James] Looks like Team Rocket
is blasting off again.
(star dinging)
- Well, looks like I saved the day again.
- Wonder where they blasted off to.
- I wonder.
(drum thudding)
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