What happened was this:
I contacted the Fiskars company....and in case you don't know,
Fiskars makes scissors, and they make THE BEST scissors.
They're sharp, the cut beautifully so I really like this company.
I'm at the point now with all of this where I'm starting to contact companies,
so I contacted Fiskars. They said "You know, we're not really doing sponsored
partnerships right now, but we'll be happy to send you some products to test out."
Alright, what do we got here? Okay.
They did send me these products for free, just to let me test them out.
I am under no contractual obligation to say anything nice about them.
Not sponsored. I am not officially sponsored, they just
sent me these products to let me test them out. I don't have to be nice about it.
Although, you know, it was nice of them.
Can you see me good here?
"Multiple hand positions." I'm not sure what that means. I have to test it out.
Oh! This is one of the ones I asked for! This is basically a carving, chiseling, and sawing set.
And it's got a little saw here it's got some little Exacto knife attachments.
It's got another little tiny saw in here. Wow that's gonna be pretty awesome.
This last one is kind of like an Exacto knife set.
It's a precision cutting and carving set. So that's actually pretty cool.
I can't wait to open these up and test them out for you guys.
Ooo! Oh!!!
"Oh my gosh, you're being really scary."
I'm being a bit of a spaz, but I'm very, very excited.
Oh, that is sweet!
Is this a gardening set?
Okay first....
Y'all, this is the good box! This is the awesome box.
Oh wait, is this a trash can?
Shh!
I think it might be. We can probably use that for the camper.
The first thing I got here is...this is metal shears.
I think these are actually another set of metal shears, but I'm gonna look at it again.
"Serrated braid grips material." Yeah I'm gonna have to read this one a little bit more.
I think this might also be another kind of shear that could potentially cut metal.
Oh there's another hammer! I got two new hammers!
I have a hammer collection now. You have a lot of hammers.
Oh okay, this could actually be really cool. We'll have to see, time will tell...
but this is a shock control hammer.
You know, part of the problem when you're hammering is that the impact is so
much on your wrist and your hand. So this could actually be cool.
I was telling them I like the idea of the "ISOCORE" products,
so we'll test them out and see if they are really good stuff or not.
Here you go.
These are like cutting, for plants and stuff.
Yes, they are! These are hedge trimmers. I had an old pair...
Be interesting for a minute!
(Rap music playing: "Freakstyle" by JCoop)
This is my old pair of shears. First of all...
They're so rusty!
You can see how they don't even match anymore.
I've tried to bend them right but they weren't right. And they're also super duper rusty.
So now...now I get to try out some really, really nice ones.
(Satisfied groaning)
That's gonna be awesome!
Oh, okay here we go. This couple be perfect for the camper.
Oh and it has like a hard....this is cool because a lot of these that you get they're, soft all the
way around, you know, and they're soft on the bottom, so they don't
really stand up really well.
What are you going to want for Christmas, because you're getting everything here?
I should have save them and wrapped them up for myself.
Let's look at the size of this box for a real quick.
Listen, I'm 5 foot, 7 1/2 inches.
Check this out. Look how tall it is.
That's like two of me.
Somebody was saying they hoped it was one of those tree loppers, and....
It is!
I feel like I'm a warrior now.
Wha! Wha! (Don't want to hit my kid.) Wha! Wha!
Chris says: "Use the precision cutting tools to open it."
Oh, hey, that's a good idea.
I think what you do is, you open it up like that, you pop this guy in there. It is like an Exacto knife
where you would like twist it, but instead you do it like this. Oh yeah
that's nice and tight now. Cool, all right.
Okay this blade is somewhat flimsy. It's not gonna want to cut through this hard plastic.
So I guess it's not meant for that.
I am gonna cut my hands off, y'all.
Goodness gracious. This is not safe.
Let's not put it near the child's face.
Are you gonna chop off my face?
I'm gonna grab a little bit of sheet metal, which I think I have right over here.
(Reggae music playing: "Reggae Life" by Goymamba)
Oh, this cuts really easily.
("I'm gonna squish my hands")
Okay, I don't know if you guys can see this, but when you close them this thing actually turns.
All right so I've got a stick here.
That's pretty good, and this thing turning actually
takes some of the pressure off your wrist which is kind of nice.
What else can we play with?
HAMMER!
Okay, so this is the low impact hammer, or "less shock" hammer.
(off camera) "It makes a better noise, that's for sure."
That's actually pretty nice. I really didn't feel any kind of jarring impact in my wrist.
This is the one we're supposed to be able to use it with
multiple hands positions, and it is a LOT lighter.
Eh, I don't know. I'm not sure...I'm not sure the benefit of multiple having hand positions.
(off camera) "I feel like you can do that with any hammer."
And you really...this one is actually not that bad either
as far as the shock goes. But yeah, I don't really get the point of
it being multiple hand positions. I don't really get that. But we'll see.
I mean, maybe in the long run.
Check out this chisel y'all.
Beautiful! It IS beautiful! Look at that!
Oh, that is sweet!
I wonder how long they're gonna stay sharp, you know. And if you can sharpen
them using a Dremel or something.
There's like this little saw doohicky in here.
I'm gonna try this guy out.
Let me just see...cardboard!
That was like no time at all!
I'm just going to see what other hammers you have, to see how many you have now, total.
All right, we're gonna take a hammer inventory.
This is really cool because there's magnets that hold them in.
Well, that didn't work. Fail!
Yeah, see there's magnets that hold them in. That's actually pretty awesome.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 hammers! I have 8 hammers...that we can find right now.
(laughing, offscreen) Dude, I AM that excited!
These are some good scissers.
Listen to the noise, people.
(sounds of scissors opening and closing)
(offscreen whispering) "Hey guys, welcome back to my ASMR session."
"Today we're going to be doing nail tapping."
"Shhhhhhhh...."
(sounds of nails tapping on the table)
(loud fake burp)
Okay, what did "ASMR" mean?
We ask that every time.
Sorry I probably broke your ears. Sorry.