Look me in the eyes, not my flaps.
Don't stop cause it feels so good
ooh
-Bottoms up. -Bottoms up.
Let's see if we can drink this thing.
Ah, the majesty of the rhino at the watering hole.
That was smooth. That was really smooth.
That's really good.
I like the way you drink that beer.
So, like, when you take off your mask,
-do you wear an actual mask? -Yes?
I don't like to.
I like to leave my heart out on my sleeve.
You roll with the punches.
-I roll with it. -Just like me.
Just like those beers, rolling down.
-Exactly. -All down your shirt.
Down my cheek.
I really feel like Nick is the guy version of me.
I know I said Dominic was, but I don't know.
I might have to take that back and just say
that Nick is actually more similar to me.
Give me your hand.
Let's meditate.
Breathing in through our nose,
or our snout,
hold...
exhaling all the way out with a sigh.
There's something beautiful about... beer, cold weather,
and just some nice breathing in
and breathing out can settle that good chi
and get us in that state of lovey-dovey.
An air kiss.
Yeah, Nick and I had a little intimate moment.
He is a really good nose kisser.
Okay, so yesterday, the elimination...
How'd you feel about it?
Well, what you said about me,
I was like, ooh, thought it was pretty hot.
-Really? -Thought it was sexy.
-Oh my God! -I was like, damn!
-Damn... -You're like...
Want you on your best behaviour.
You're like, come on, step up.
-Yeah! -And I was like, oh yeah?
I was like...
-I kinda want though. -I kinda like it.
If you'd like to de-robe.
What I'd like you to do is look at the proportions,
study the... the shapes
I didn't expect to see another man's private parts
on my date with Bella.
I'm okay with nudity, but then every time I see it
the first thing I do is laugh.
-Have you done this before? -I haven't.
But, I love drawing. I mean, I draw all the time.
What are you starting with?
The back of the couch behind his shoulder.
Ah, good start.
What about yourself?
I'm starting with, like, the legs of... the chair.
Brilliant.
Presented with the human form
in all its glory, they're drawing the sofa.
All right, tell me one of your worst dates stories.
I guy asked me to pee on him...
Oh! Gees! Okay!
You're going zero to a hundred real quick!
You can't really outdo that. You'd have to be really bad.
I got catfished.
I matched with a girl, we were talking,
but she didn't look anything like her picture.
-Oh! -But let me tell you though,
your boy thinks ahead of time.
I brought my homeboy with me,
just in case things went south.
Just in case she was ugly.
No! Just in case I got catfished!
Nowadays you don't know!
That's your worst date story?
Someone asked me to pee on them!
Catfishing is horrible!
I wouldn't tell somebody I'm human
and then show up as an alien!
Uh, that is exactly what you're doing right now.
The sights here are so pretty.
I've learned that building is the,
-the Shard, right? -The Shard.
That one? The cricket, the...
-Gherkin. -Is that like a croissant?
-No. -That's a serious question.
So like, a gherkin,
ah, this is gonna sound really sexy.
It's like a long, green bumpy thing...
-A long, green-- -...that's slightly pickled.
-It's in like a... -Don't know if that's sexy.
Like a green version of this,
but slightly thinner and longer.
So, you don't think my dangly bits are sexy?
If they were green, maybe.
-No, okay! -Wow! Wow!
Translation: a gherkin is a pickle.
And yes, they are very sexy.
-Just do a handful. -I mean... ooh!
-Are they sensitive? -A little.
I mean, they-- They feel... they're quite heavy.
They are.
I mean, playing with someone's dangly bits
is definitely a sign a date's going well.
I just wanna yell cuckoo to everybody...
I can do a better bird noise than that.
Oh, yeah!