[ horse neighing]
[ whoosh ]
I don't understand why you're upset!
I did everything I could to make you have a nice night.
You're just annoying and gross!
Recently, it seems like nothing I do is good enough.
- That was
cute.
- I'm just not sure if I'm satisfying her anymore.
What if we just improve our products
so we don't need to spend as much on marketing?
- Absolutely not.
-- That's a horrible idea.
It'll never work.
It's been two weeks since
anyone has taken my idea seriously.
Is your love life falling apart?
Is your girlfriend, for sure, faking it?
Do you sound like a dumb moron?
Introducing ACCENTrin™
ACCENTrin™ instantly gives you an accent
making you sound 80% more romantic
and has been shown to improve your sex life
by 2 times more Netflix and Chill
resulting in less people thinking
you sound like an idiot all the time.
- Now, it doesn't matter what I do or say.
She loves it.
Listen mate.
I think you're cringe, init.
I reckon we should see other people.
- Oh, babe. I love you so much.
- I don't even have to try anymore
and she gets turned on.
Hey babe!
Y'know, I've ran out of fresh knickers this morning?
Had to take an old pair and turn it inside out.
- Oh yes!
- Now, everyone thinks I sound really smart
even if my ideas are stupid.
Bruv
Don't worry if the product is dangerous, mate. Allow it.
We'll just get a celebrity endorsement.
- That's a great idea!
-- Revolutionary.
- Groundbreaking
- My name is Ed Sheeran
and before ACCENTrin™
I was just a regular singer
on the streets
trying to make a name for myself.
My name is Ed
and I'm gonna be a star.
But now that I have an accent
everyone can relate to my music.
♪ She played ♪
♪ the fiddle in ♪
♪ an Irish band ♪
♪ But she fell ♪
♪ in love with ♪
♪ an English man ♪
♪ Kissed her on the neck ♪
♪ and then I took her by the hand ♪
♪ Said, "Baby, I just want to dance" ♪
Same.
- Ask your doctor
if ACCENTrin™ is right for you
side effects may include dehydration...
- May I get a glass of water please?
- Sorry. A what?
- Wa'er.
- What?
- A glass of wa'er.
- What?
- Wa'er!
- Pardon?
- Wa'er.
- Huh?
- Wa- wa'er.
...identity issues...
- Christ, I can't believe we voted for Brexit!
- You are a Canadian.
...and possibly death.
- Wha?
So, it says here you have IT experience.
- Yes.
- Really?
Order now.
and we'll throw in our brand-new
ACCENTrin-jeet ™ formula for free.
- Yes, sir.
- I have 10 year IT experience.
- You're hired!
I'll never have to hire a real brown person again.
Thank you very much ACCENTrin™
Thanks ACCENTrin™
. Thanks ACCENTrin™
Thank you ACCENTrin™
ACCENTrin™
Because everything is better with an accent.
- What?
- Water.
That was...cute
[laughing] Ariel, I can see you laughing
[more laughter]
I'm just not sure if I'm satisfying her anymo-
[laughter]
I'm just not su- [laughter] Ariel, I see you laughing
[Ariel] If you didn't laugh, it would be so good!
Listen mate, I think you're cringe-
[laughter]
I think you're cringe, init.
[more laughter]
Now, it doesn't matter what I say or do-
She's already laughing off screen [can barely hold it in]
Now, it doesn't matter what I do or say
she loves it.
Listen
[laughter]
[Misako] Okay. Okay- Wait.
♪ She played the fiddle ♪
♪ in an Irish band ♪
♪ But she fell in love with an Eng- ♪
You playing games, bruv!
You're taking a piss, man?
Thank you ACCENTrin™
- Why are you kissing Oscar's not Grammy's?
Mate, do you not recognize me from that episode of Game of Thrones?
You alright, mate?
You like this video?
Smash it with the big ol' thumbs up.
Check out my last video right over there
some Nando's for you.
It's bloody hilarious.
My second vlog channel right there
Some fish and chips for you, init, fam
And make sure you subscribe
because I make new videos every
Monday and Thursday.
And I'd love to see you there, mate. Init.
One Love Superwoman
That is a wrap
and ZOOP!
Bollocks, it's hot!