*wapish*Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye!
welcome to stupid raft battle
simulator it is what it seems to be its
new on Steam early access so i thought
i'd give it a shot but it does seem
to be like totally accurate battle
simulator on rafts kinda thing I mean that's
what I guess from the title and the
stile of it and from the screenshots and
the little trailer and everything but I
have no idea how to play so I tutorial
unit put always just like a control
thing cause the match ours it's an
online thing university in camera
placement pressing the tab key attract
the crazy about this electron yeah click
anywhere in your weight after you place
your boat you can place your unit
selecting are going to play both and
then after plate unit
oh ok
offline practice there we go okay for
offline practice for us because i do not
want to get into a your turn
oh god it's turn based ok so i don't
know what you guys have but let's play
some both ok cool black black black
ok do you think the fish on the back of
them laughter angry little fish might I
don't get this
okay I get it I get it I get it I get
what i'm doing now I'm gonna play some
botero knees here waiting camera and
placing things two separate actions ok
no you don't go there cannot remove you
goddammit ok placing both play some of
these suitors and then play somebody so
I don't know if this counselor thing
because you click Next
ah and now i can put guys sunday the two
guys on that Archer Archer is ready
actually got anyone ok think it's
probably going to be very hard
let's go all the way over here
hello serve of going with an archer
about eight left so let's play some good
men in the front
how are you guys
they have extra dudes and their tiny
boats wait wait not allowed extra due to
my tiny boat the cab like oh canada
oh god I just wasted one are you fucking
serious
noho ah you read it
ok that's a pikeman but I don't even
know what I did to put me just there we
go okay for some reason they going but
others don't
now fuck yes things are moving already
it's not trying to get lied see how was
your arses ok need to polish it out I
don't even think I have a lot of the
three left one I can put you in there
I'll put you in there
no I don't have any arches that so good
men but that's okay I'm ready
whatever i don't know what the fuck is
happening got a lad talk about there we
go i waited
hell yeah I am
yes see don't have anyone ever attempt
to fight Jack out in the open sea
because I will fuck you off of course
located over there and even see them
oh ok there's a good man left on this
was at odds it's professor this book is
very serious question of the left
what are we doing wrong day and even
boats to go around with those old dudes
left alive and I need to play out their
way they'll turn the fuck down
use those kids good at last the camera
away all my body should have played out
what the fuck and here comes hell or
high water to fuck shit up more you're
going to shoot the fish in my mind we've
worn but I don't know what's going on
just guys everywhere doing not been ok
regroup lag time to report really got
fucking battalion this time one of those
clothes fish ones
normal fish boats what I want are like
archers everywhere you're going to fall
off are you without all the actions that
i can that's all the options that I'm
able to afford without an easy guy
yes are you guys are going to get ready
to fuck right right I'm going to put
down two more
I this is bad i put in a bunch of these
boats and there's nobody in them
I ok mistakes were made
lessons were learned ok we're not
fucking yelling at me there we go okay I
couldn't do anything else like that
might distract up produce the effect of
active cannabutter for the back guys to
come up and fight but at that but at
flatbed expect but it but that but that
fat better that said that the pirates
but I that's fat but act the way you
face
come on booper dooper let's make them
swim
come on move it yeah come online
there we go i have a lot of fucking
argued left
keep firing he finds not a lot of the
maps I don't know why you are all being
fucking sterile break because Amy better
people on both sides that one nearly
killed my entire fucking keyed what it
thanks
oh my god brain cells another thing in
the fucking army apart slightly firing
action but 14 guys defeat if I got our
are I'm not even surprised that we lost
someone that was fucking stupid
ok there's a man in every boat what's
the matter everybody the time go lad
talked about yeah this is much better
this is much better this is what I like
to see now you're going to get picked
off over here
this guy has he does someone on the ship
ok that's good that's good keep fighting
keep quite but that crack better that
secular the red ones but its deck that
there's pirate final at-bat had better
come the fuck on there's one right there
there we go the I need more Goodman good
men are the fucking way forward I think
okay you're hitting each other shots are
you fucking shitting my ass right now
come on right there we go out a boy
welcome up
yes I even like that sorry we actually
did this time with a bunch of bullshit
like before
fine do 3456789 get a good man on every
on every big one and then we go forward
we put an archer and everything about
this victory right there
whoo-hoo-hoo think that's victory right
there give me some skin
yeah fucking victory town up in this way
you get turn around the front heavy if
that was going on
well could you not be four heavy and
turn around go back
oh yeah look at this the onslaught it's
likely creating a historic naval special
just fired at submarines and firepower
but it could look at these sneaky boxes
in the back
oh one shot for two guys it's
you know what this is let's fucking
victory already mad
yes ok leave me please i want to see if
i can find someone like quick online
match play against random people online
from anywhere a quick place is actually
gonna find anything
waiting for opponent ok so can I put on
my things
no I just sit here and admire the
scenery lovely nice and market looking
for me go over here
no it's kind of like it's mingle in the
distance thing for me go I think it does
how you guys might be waiting here
forever i might be waiting here for
nothing
it could be a fucking fat cold day in
hell when somebody joins us around
yeah it doesn't this episode of stupid
wraps but in simulators the game as a
long way to go
couldn't find anyone online maybe
because it's an early access games
probably not a lot of people have it let
alone a lot of people playing it right
now but for the control why even for a
moment and look it is a very long way to
go
there's not a whole lot of doing it
right now it's a little talky it's a
little weird
it's a little unexplained at times it's
just it's kind of all over the place but
it could be 4i think if anything and I
don't know why this is like a paid thing
on steam on its own
if anything this could be just like an
add on to it totally accurate fighting
simulator
well I don't know take that for what you
will for now I do highly not recommend
buying this in its current form because
i don't think there's enough there to
just play the place but it's like 13 you
or something so i wouldn't go after
right now but hopefully they say working
on it and hopefully there's more to it
and hopefully it's not just cashing in
on the battle simulator trend that tabs
to kind of start but for now thank you
guys so much for watching that sort of
you liked it like that like putting a
trap and like 10 she likes I was fairly waposh waposh waposh
narrow happy for you
*outro music plays*
dude are you going to sit down your
friend up or what make up your fucking
minorities