*WAPOOSH* Top of the mornin' to you ladies. My name is Jacksepticeye [aka the boss master] and welcome back to Super Mario maker :D the game
That's Gonna make me smash my wii u off the wall D:
But we're gonna try some simpler levels to start off, and I'm gonna test my skills again
Just get to get the flow going let's just (stammers) first level right here 13% clear rate
I don't even care don't care what it is. How it is. What's Gonna happen Gonna get into it all in Japanese
No idea. What's going on, but who cares?
That's very nice of you! aw man :(
I Need those but I can't get them cuz I'm probably the things gimme you whoosh. Go away for me. Nobody LIKES...!
Just kill me just kill me let me start again. Oh
Wait no no, I don't wanna start again. I don't want to start again. I can do this
Where oh crap I need a turtle I need a (X2) Koopa. Are you gonna? Are you gonna spit any of them out at me?
DX
Did I just fuck it up? (yes you did jack) Okay. Have to restart I need to run get this and go
*mating call of jackaboy*
okay, and
Okay
WOOSHER!!!!!!
You break dat you kill dat you break that you kill dat then you have the facts of life
The facts of life! he's not coming back. I think he died okay, so
SLIDE, Mario SLIDE! okay, you can break them when you do that.
Break them with your face! stupid hammer guys come on man
I'm only starting out as a mario. Oh crap. Oh, oh
STAR BEBY!!
(immitates star music in bahs) there was a secret back there
Fuck yeah, fuck
What? oh. its a checkpoint
I forgot that there's checkpoints at the game now. I was like is that a teeny-tiny flag to finish the level
oh God, there's a lot of spikes in this place. The door like okay. Go just go just fucking just go just go
I'm s- come on
You sneaky bastard you sneaky bastard of a level D:<
Do you have any tips?
any tips on how to do this ?
I CANT
IT'S PHICICALY IMPOSSIBLE
Fuck I needed that frame that window
YEAH!!
Fuck you bowser. Take a shit on me. Come on. Let me through so I complete D:
Reptile rumble from Donkey Kong Country by tim. Oh no good old australian. Land. That's not an australian accent
*sings in "bub''s*
oh I can use you I can use you come here
BUH
do do do
Do (X5) maybe I could have gone through the pipe?
boing
and-a oh Crap and a boing boing boing
Yes
kicking some ass
Fuck all you guys destroy everybody stay over there. Thank you
So good feels so good to be a gangster. Are you are mushroom
secrets?
SECRETS :D
Okay
i thought i was Gone forever. I'm back, baby
*sing in ''bub''s*
But just no shit balls shit fuck. I don't know what's going on. Okay?
Just go through all the pipes the hell is this level do I have to lose my mushroom power do I really?
Do I have tuh? why why are you making life hard for me? life is so easy when I was younger and now it's just
It's just dick-a-tree after
dick-a-tree
Yeah, check point and it gives me a mushy
Fuck well. Oh, I have to lose all my powers to go over these things this sucks. You know well. She wooshy dooshe
roundy towny
Forgot that that's a 1-up another mushroom. Okay? I take you, and I go all the way over here nice
nice
okay, I know how you might hurt you
AHH!!
And I got the 1-up
Yeah, okay
So nice little levels to practice warm up get the [play] to get the blood flow and get to play floor and don't get too
Angry you know just
Nicely Level I
Passed it again. I'm the beast okay
What else can we do let's just search around the levels and see what there is see a lot of these could be fun
But it seems a lot of them are just showing a message do the Raiders, March, Indiana
Secret lives of Goombahs see some of them are trying to tell a story
And then some of them like this which are just absolute assholes
This is bouncing all the way across [or] [not] gonna do that there's another Japanese one japanese people of making these levels man
I love it
[balu] did it did you [-] did you - did you - did you do? What that what?
you can't do like these are expert levels by the way, so you might see a
Loaded usha tree happening. I am up on top right now. I guess I guess being on top means
It's tank already further
I don't know why I can be on top then makes no sense and now I can't get down fuck okay
I'm gonna go back here. I'm losing patience. Let's order is to it say I want to finish the level Super quick I
Was going down the steps
Okay, you break them what the hell do I do okay a ding dong
Jack song [let] [me] [in] [Waaaaah]
Why what's what all the noises stop that which door do I go through that's the real question that is that all you do really?
So how do I oh?
That's to fix that [oh] I get it
Shama Shama Shama Shama Shama Shama fuck you Flower Shama Shama
Can I go even higher? No okay? Fly like an eagle? Okay? Follow the arrows [you're] [trusting] the arrows the arrows are nice people
Thank you game. [oh]
Hey
Nice fuck Gonna. Go down you where do we go?
We go oh I have to break you and break the blocks at you, right fuck
Yes, okay. I did it [Britta's]. You're not gonna. Come [back] on you. What is where are these fires coming out of oh?
Oh scary. Oh scary fuck fuck. You bowser look at the oh, sh
For q bowser okay? I need to send it. I forget how I use you oh
There we go nice I killed him
[fucking] sweet tasty sick nasty bro. No idea how I get to Yoshi though. Oh wait clever
Clever Girl [run] across all these guys happy faces
How how how do I get up there?
Fuck man
Stop trolling me
Huh, fuck okay. [I] need the bouncy Grassi's cuz Yoshi doesn't have the thing in this version to [be] able to like
Jump very fair. Oh, God like he can't like diddle his legs I
Don't care about your music. Oh
Get up get up get on up get on down I
Could forget the Rideau down there. Oh man. Okay? I have a checkpoint back there. It's fine relax bones your Jiminy fucks. [oh] shit
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit evils
You sweat a lot during these videos I go back and I made in a mike. I'm really
swear that much good Christ, [I]
Apologize oh oh oh
Go go faster. Go faster get over first up a block thing. Oh
That's bad just go down just go down to get the oh sure. I don't need your bullshit. Don't need your bullshit bowser
Don't need your bullshit. Ha ha let's press the book to get off your sheep
But up up up up ah da ba ba ba [pow] your ass about [battle] up. Oh yeah
We got it. Yosh
We can do this rolling this together, huh?
I [could] have done it with Yoshi
Okay, I can do this [nude] is careful now careful now
[what] [do] you have Moser? What are you doing? What are you up to?
but [empty] motherfucker
Yeah, that's right. Thought go die in a fire. Oh
Huh?
Keep going Yoshi. Keep it going yes through the door and run fast run fast. Yo sure
What the fuck?
no, no, oh get it up get it up [ah]
It was right there. I always heard it. Oh, I change it [your] [ball] [for] [me] clever
Oh, no, I can do it though. I can do it. I got this level
I got the seven in the bag. [I] went to the shop got a big old bag. I scream. I was like
I'm a ludus you don't get my screaming bags though. Yeah look somebody gonna drop
[my] [gonna] can I get on top of you yes yes yes?
Please, please oh, God. Oh golly gosh
Yeah, I got the water
but
Been a leper yeah this one seems deceptively easy
at least from the little picture did
Papa Papa
Can I get you Yoshi? [oh]?
That's cool. Hahaha. I got a little yoshi vendor very good
Let me get you okay. Maybe you don't huh okay. Maybe [you] do
Where's the jump off Yoshi? Oh?
Okay, no, I don't doesn't know I can't go that way, so what do I do yoshi? Can you get that thing oh wait [ah]?
I get ya
Clever Clever girl
And then a bogey nice I like this
Like to bring the spring with me. Oh Yoshi can get the spring I?
Didn't know that yoshi. You're full of surprises
sweet
This is cool
Okay, I need another one of these guys is
Gonna [Air] and break all them
Give me [a] you're not a spring
I
Think I can claim you with Yoshi. Can I know maybe yoshi has to see me right [now]. I'm so reluctant to give him up
It's like when you have a nice dog that you don't wanna give up. Okay? You break all them nice one, bro
[thanks], oh
And you hit that this level is fucking cool. So these are going to turn off and then these want to switch back
Hey
Give me you fire guy. I don't know what I do with you
Do that and ignite all the bombs you explode and do something?
Cool
Now you're over here, and [I] can go through the door [I]
Have no idea. What's happening, but I like it's news you against you
Know [I'm] [I] consider my Yoshi
So what do I do? How do I get through this? [oh] wait wait wait wait wait, what am I thinking?
Use the power
boom yeah
That's pretty fucking cool
Okay, can I get stern fuck you guys yes, I?
Fucking knew that that level was deceptively easy [Loco], but that was fun [the] [Ex] he had to use your head
It was like a puzzle
Very good very nice very clever
I like that a lot see not all the levels have to make me turn into a post bill of food filled Ball of rage
Deathlok's Impossible let's do it 15% clear right though. That's pretty good
Claim to the Tower. [I] will I'll try my best anyway. I can do it I can do it
I can fucking genius [on] its new Mario okay. I've made [a] new Mario [one] in a while
[I] I press jump. I don't know why you didn't do it though, but it's fine. [I] don't really care
I don't even want to fucking win the level they say I wanted to win it who gave you that weird
Crazy idea, I almost fucked it up again. We're gonna do some badass
Mojo over here. I
Don't know what okay, so far so good. I know [oh], [she] do. She there you go. Thanks
Where do I have [a] feeling? This is [already] [get] really hurt back. I didn't mean to go through that oh
No boo [bloom]. [I] hope you like that sound effect
Hey, my still have my I start my mushroom. What [do] you what? [do] [you] expect of me? [oh]?
God oh, God oh, God
I've limited jumping capabilities that the caterpillar is having a bad time in there. [oh] cackling they can get squished [I]
Knew it I knew there was something else to it
And you're gonna dick me over eventually it's like playing give up to or something or just give up I guess
the saw Blades going around oh
Jesus shit
Why did you buy a way to bounce off the wall wait? Oh, that's not the platform coming back. That's the song
Does the platform is following this line? That's why I waited here last time [ah]
Fucking roof okay. I got this anyway. I got this anyway. I'm good. I'm good. I'm golden. I'm gone got like a [golden] [goose]
Oh ah where do I keep going back?
So annoying give me a mushroom. You're [gonna]. Give me a mushroom right? Yes
Thank you. I appreciate it. Love you. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god oh, God oh, God oh, God oh
nearly
Fucking timing based off. It does not go well with me give me another mushroom
You seem to give me mushrooms and every time I go through a new area. [thank] you
Who this is all time-based and it stressed me the fuck out man ah?
The wrong one shit. Give me another mushroom. Those are not mushrooms. [oh], no
Are you mushroom ah fuck please be the end please be the end?
So one you guys have [a] mushroom in you. Thank the lord you'll have mushrooms in you now. You're just trolling me back there
Fuck fuck II do man fuck. He do we go. Oh my go. What do we do [I]?
am thoroughly confused right now ah
Good on the pipe. It's telling me to go down and everything oh
yes, oh, and
End come on end. I need this hello the ending is there okay?
I need I need to get that I need to get the one of them
Huh?
And [a] [wushi] Yoshi
What's until bad yet only two attempts, you just gotta take your time [you] [gotta] be patient
Which is what? I'm not good at totally Roger [mae]. [oh]?
It's from the old school
There you all [underwater] yeah, I fucking knew it. [I'm] [gonna] tell you what I'm gonna be risky now and do this
You never know how the hell this is Gonna. Go this could go terribly [Eco], go
swimmingly
[haha]
[yeah], had a [twenty] percent cure rate though
I think it's Gonna be pretty damn easy
[Jodie] Roger [Bay] was in a Super Mario 64 right [I] never had Super Mario 64
[I] had a friend who did cuz I never had a nintendo 64 cuz we couldn't afford one
You son of a bitch
dicks I
Guess it fucks me over everybody died there cuz everyone thought oh
I get in ahead of there the caterpillar dude and then he comes over
fucking ass
Not really no cuz [I'd] be horrible. I don't [think] that I love that to marry okay my God. I'm hungry
Like I really am in real life. I'm like a chinese food after this it's not me awesome
[no], it's Gonna be so good only get like at noodles rice. Maybe I should Indian food
Okay, I'm stay here now. [oh]
Oh, you chased me. Stop being a dick give me that sir. What do you think now?
Bitch like when Pac-man gets today their thing to let him eat all the friends all the ghosts through the door get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
fuck off fishes
Please everything in this game. Wanna kill me. Well it has to be too. Easy then he liked the music as well
Oh, God, you're back
Why why are you a thing? That's back okay? He's gone now. He's having a standard level oh
We're not underwater anymore. What are we doing ah?
It's fucking give me give me stress. Give me anxiety play in this [games]. Give me agita. Maybe you should just keep running
But I'm afraid that something bad will happen
Ricky ding-ding-ding-ding give me mushroom. [esther] [will] be good as well now let me fuck over everything in this room
This is not enough. I need more yes. Yes
Complete that feels good anyway
I don't leave this episode of Super Mario maker here nothing too hectic this time nothing too bad
[I] [then] get in just play some nice levels instead of getting really really annoyed
Maybe the next time I go [and] play some like we do really [hard] [of] us
Maybe I'll even just try one level and see how long it takes me to complete that one level or how long it takes me
To rip my hair out or maybe I'll do a challenge for the next Mario maker video again cuz the last time it was fun
With the paint all over my face
I'll try and figure out something again
But I [die], so often that I don't wanna do anything too hectic people like eat a pepper
Whatever your die is like. No, do you realize? How burnt my asshole to be the next day anyway?
Thank you [guys] so much watching this video
If you liked it punch the like button in the face like a boys and my face [on] Road
Cush. Thank you guys. I will all you dudes
"I'm Everywhere" by TeknoAXE
stretch it out. Oh
Everybody at home. Just put your arms in the air and stretch it out [ah]
so nice ah
I feel relaxed now