- Hi, I'm Betty Who, the host of "The One That Got Away."
- Hi, we're the cast of Prime Video's
"Forever Summer: Hamptons."
- Hi, we're the cast of Prime Video "Cosmic Love."
- And today, we're going to be playing Guess the Mess.
- We've all submitted a few embarrassing dating stories.
- And now we're going to pick a few at random
and guess whose it is.
- The first story is,
I once walked out on a date before we even ordered drinks
because they spit their gum out on the restaurant floor.
- Oh, that's horrible.
Disgusting. - Ick.
- Correct.
Correct response.
Allyssa's really thinking about it.
- I wanna win this.
- Zero prizes. - This is very high stakes.
- Competitive energy, I like that about you.
Okay, are we ready to reveal?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Okay, on the count of three.
One, two, three, flip them!
All right, all right, all right.
Oh, we got two Vince, we got a Jeff.
Ashley is the correct answer. - Me?
- Oh my god, I was correct!
- You guys got it right. - Oh my God, yes, look.
- Three out of six got it right.
Well, guys, I would've put Ashley for you too.
- I really thought that would be Vince.
- Yeah, I thought Vince would be appalled.
- As far as messy stories go,
that's really messy on their behalf.
You did the right thing.
- That's very true.
- I told him to go pick it up.
I was like, what are you doing?
He's like, why do you care?
You don't have to pick it up.
I'm like, somebody does.
- Now you do, sir.
- Yeah, like heck no. - Good for you.
- You're not worth a second of my time.
- See, see? - Journey.
- I'm obsessed.
All right.
I went on a horrible date to get ice cream
at a gas station of all places.
We're already starting in a bad place.
And secretly called an Uber to get out of the date,
but my Uber driver was my date.
Super awkward.
- No way! - What?
- So no offense, I would've voted Ashley on this one,
but since she was the last one, now I can't.
- Oh my god.
- One, two, three, reveal yourselves.
- Who is that?
Oh, I knew it.
- [Betty] It was Allyssa. - Yes!
(indistinct cross talk)
- Oh my god, you both picked me.
- That was, I can't even imagine, Allyssa.
- No, I mean--
- You were like, I have to get out of here
and you called the Uber and he was like,
why are you trying to leave our date?
- Yeah, I thought that he was a serial killer afterwards,
but thankfully I got back to my college campus okay.
- Yes, you don't wanna give that Uber driver your address.
- No, thank you.
- This one's a long one, so you have time to think about it.
Are you ready?
I was on a beach date with my ex in Hawaii,
when we decided to go snorkeling.
We had brought our own equipment,
but I hadn't snorkeled in years.
Braving the tides, we jumped into the water
with our snorkels and flippers on.
My ex at the time was getting the hang of it
and saw some fish, whereas I was struggling.
Being terrible at aquatics,
I got caught by some big rocks against the tide
and couldn't swim out of it.
There I was, a 200 pound man, spoiler,
with his flippers-- - Oh my god.
- Violently splashing in the water
trying to maneuver in the water,
and my ex who's half my size had to grab me and rescue me.
- Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Wait, now I feel like I'm like so confused.
- Wait, my ex had to rescue me?
- Yes, that's the moral of the story.
- It was really wordy so I thought it was Kasey.
(everyone laughs)
- Turn around, show everybody.
Okay, Jeff, I'm gonna kill you.
- Am I right?
(everyone laughs)
- He wrote Betty.
(everyone laughs)
- So I am giving 200 pound man.
- It was you!
- It was me. - It was Vince.
- I knew it!
I was like it was either Vince or Nigel.
- No, took Hawaii, you know it wasn't me.
- I threw up at dinner
and still hooked up with my date afterwards.
To be fair, it was their fault for making me eat fish.
- Oh, easy.
- [Betty] Easy one?
- Got that in the bank. - [Betty] Oh, see?
Oh damn. - In the bank.
- That's confidence from the person
who's done probably the worst in this entire game.
But I'm loving this turn of events for you.
Turn it around.
Three, two, one, reveal.
Oh my God.
(laughter)
- Did I get it?
- You guys, you guys.
- Yes, oh my God!
- Did you get it? - Dammit.
- I was the only one to get that wrong.
- It was the pinky eating. - As usual.
- Nigel's picky eating.
- All The only picky eating.
- That gave it away.
- The only thing that could've given it away more
is if they talked about smashing his eggs.
(laughter)
- I'm very impressed with you guys.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You really turned it out.
You really, you got creative with that one.
I appreciate you, especially you, Jeff.
- Thank you, I tried. - That was good.
- Do you wanna share your messiest story?
- Yeah.
- Y'all aren't ready for my messiest story.
- I'll start.
I would track my mom to see when she got off of work
and have this person I was seeing over
to make sure that they would leave
about 30 minutes before she was home.
One night we tracked her and thought we had enough time
to keep hanging out.
Turns out we didn't, and she walked in on us hooking up.
One, traumatizing and scary.
But shoot, I don't know.
- I mean, it's totally Emily.
- I was thinking it was you.
- You was thinking it was me?
- Yeah. - He's so polite.
- And I feel like you're trying to trick us.
- You're overthinking it. - Oh yeah.
- I'm gonna go with Emily.
- You're right.
- No!
- Might've heard that story earlier.
- Yeah, really.
- My first date with someone,
I was such a nervous wreck thinking I was going
to mess things up that I completely forgot to bring my phone
or wallet to the date.
- Oh, I think I know who that is.
- I think I know who it is too.
- I think it's Hobbs.
- I think it's Hobbs too. - Wow.
- It was Elon? - It's you?
- I'm a nervous wreck too.
I'm allowed to get nervous.
Am I allowed to get nervous?
It was 'cause it was a great time though.
- I just feel like I, all right, yeah.
- I'm the one that forgets.
- Players get nervous.
- There you go.
- I had a date sleepover last summer,
and I was trying to sneak them out in the morning.
Little did I know, my dad woke up early
to make crepes for the whole family.
And when we went downstairs,
I was legitimately only wearing underwear.
- I wanna say it's a guy
because I feel like that would be a much bigger issue.
(laughter)
- This is crazy.
- It's you?
Is it you?
- It's you. - It's me, it's me.
- It's you again? - Yeah, exactly, yeah.
I got two.
I got two of 'em, I guess.
You thought she was going downstairs in her underwear?
- I don't know.
It's your house, your crib.
It's your crib, dude.
I walk around however I want.
- Good morning. (laughs)
- I asked someone out to a day party
and they ended up canceling at the last minute,
literally like an hour before.
So that later that night, I meant to send my friend
a voice message explaining how I ended up
taking another person who I had a great time with.
Except I accidentally sent the memo
to a my first date who canceled on me.
The voice message was a rant,
just absolutely ripping into this person.
The best quote of the message was (beep) this sewer rat.
I then immediately texted wrong person and don't listen,
but they never answered.
I saw them out a few weeks later,
and they said sewer rat was a new one.
I'm going with Avery.
Lock it in.
It's over.
It's done.
- It's a genius at work.
I actually went to send the message to Emily.
- Oh my God!
- That's obviously.
- Same letter and I wasn't paying attention.
- Wow.
- So if doesn't go on a date at party with you,
they're a sewer rat?
Is that, that's what it is? - Yeah, pretty much.
I don't make calls.
- I shaved off my beard ahead of a date
and my date didn't believe it was me.
She insisted on checking my ID.
I kind of wanna say Connor.
- Well, can I guess?
'Cause I already know.
- No, you can't guess it.
(laughter)
- What are you gonna guess?
- I think it's Connor. - Yeah.
- wrong. - Really?
- Actually it was the fact that she thought I was younger
than I was after I shaved my beard.
So she thought I was legitimately like 23.
- To check your age?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- That's why she checked my ID.
- Not who you were. - Not who I was.
- Baby face.
- Yeah, baby face without the beard, so yeah.
- The guy who took my virginity stole my weed
right after he left.
- Maria?
(laughter)
- Gotta be Maria.
- I vote Maria for sure.
- It's not me.
- V?
(laughter)
- Yes, guilty.
That's my story.
That definitely happened me.
- Highly rare.
(beep)
- I used to be a big stoner back in the day
in high school and in college.
I don't smoke anymore, but yeah.
And the guy who took my virginity
literally stole the weed out of like my closet.
And he dipped.
- He took two things that night.
- Yeah, he took two things.
He like hey. - I know, I was so pissed.
- He was on a roll. - Real classy.
- I was once out grabbing dinner and three girls
from dating apps is that I have a match with
were at the same bar and called me over.
- It's kinda not fair because the only one left is Connor.
I really thought this was Noel.
I was like this is a hundred percent Noel,
and he was trying to flirt with all of them.
- To be fair--
- You're like, I have a similar story.
- It was you. - To be fair--
- Tell me about it.
- I wasn't talking to any of them.
They were all just out together.
- It was the Connor fan club?
- At some point, I had matched with them.
Like it wasn't all in the same night.
It was like--
- Were they perfect match?
- They weren't astrological matches.
- From the stars?
- None of it lasted very long,
and they just thought it was funny
because they had all matched with me
and then they saw me at the same bar as they were at.
- And then they called you over.
What did they say?
- Well, they all matched with me on the app
and were like, hey, I saw you out tonight?
And were just like, what are you wearing?
- Did they put you in a group chat?
- No.
- They definitely put you in a group chat.
- Did you walk over to the table?
- They all individually messaged me,
and then I walked over 'cause I realized
that they all had something in common,
and I realized that they all had played
on the same team together.
And so-- - Oh, we dating teams.
(laughter) - Oh.
Jersey chaser. - Okay, I see you.
- I walked over, I bought a round of drinks,
we chatted for a little bit, and they left
and I never saw any of them again.
- That's how it really ended?
- Connor and sister wives.
I feel like that's very unreal.
- That's like a common thing with Connor.
- I was dating a (beep) boy and a boy I was serious about.
The serious guy's intuition told him something was up.
He questioned what I was up to,
and with that, I quickly learned men
have a strong intuition as well.
- Maria. - Yeah, Maria.
- The only one left.
- Well, basically I-- - You a player.
- No, no.
Basically I was like talking to a guy
or messing with a guy for like a few months,
but then I was talking to a guy
that I wanted to be serious with.
And I went for a drink with the (beep) boy.
And when I went for a drink,
I had like five minutes to get to the serious guy.
And I ran like home and the serious guy, where were you?
What you was doing?
I was like, nothing.
But that let me know like intuition is real.
And like when someone actually has a connection,
they really like you and love you,
anything about you that you think you're hiding,
they're gonna know. - Yeah.
- Because they love you so much that their intuition
is letting them know like something's not right.
And that let me know not to play no more games.
'Cause he was--
- 'Cause they can literally feel like a shift
in your energy, like something's up.
- And I was so nervous and I felt like
because I was trying to do little sneaky things,
it kind of let him know like something was up,
and I never played no more games, guys.
- Was he a Pisces?
- He was a Sag.
- Oh.
(laughter)
- Fire.
- Guys, thanks for watching Guess the Mess.
If you haven't seen "The One That Got Away" yet,
check it out right now on Prime Video.
- Thanks for watching us all embarrass ourselves,
and remember to check out "Forever Summer: Hamptons"
coming to Prime Video July 15th.
- I hope you guys enjoyed that
because it was definitely embarrassing for us.
"Cosmic Love" premieres on Prime Video August 12th.
Tune in to see if we can find
our perfect astrological matches.
- Rock and roll.
(upbeat music)