Are you ready, Shane?
Yes
Ready to be sexy
Oh boy
We haven't done a sexy video in a while
You don't really need to be sexy
I'm gonna be sexy
The questions are kind of like sexy but you don't...
Just be yourself
Sexy?
Okay (laughs)
I'm gonna give a disclaimer here
If you are someone in our family that may possibly be uncomfortable
With sexy material, which is gonna be my favorite word today
Just don't watch, you don't have to watch this
Yeah
Please, if I get a text saying "That was a little bit weird"
I'm gonna say "I warned you, you should not have watched"
Yeah, you're gonna say "It's a little weird that you watched that video"
Yeah, I'm gonna say "You're a pervert"
Okay
So we wanted to do kind of a little...
What would you say this is?
It's like me interviewing you
Right
It's a thing that I saw another couple on Youtube doing, it's a thing
And so I just took the questions
An interview but with an intimacy angle
Yeah, angle
Intimate love-y questions
Yep
So that should be nice and uncomfortable
Here we go
(intro song) Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives (Chloe bark)
Alright, jumping right in with our first question
Shane...
Are any of these inappropriate?
No, none of them are like really inappropriate, it's fine
That's why I'm doing it, if they were really inappropriate
I would never be like "Hey Shane, let's do this video" (Shane laughs)
You would, but I would never
Alright, Shane, what is my sexiest feature?
Oh, that was already more inappropriate than I was expecting, so
Really?
Yeah, I don't know, I thought it was gonna be like, "What's your love language?"
That's not one of the questions but maybe I should add it on
Your sexiest feature
Oh, it's a really hard one, you're a good looking person
Okay, I don't want to pick like... your butt is probably top fave of mine
But I'm going to say the spot where your torso begins to be your hips
And it kind of... it like...
I'm drawing the line with my eyes, you know what I'm saying?
Are you talking about my stomach or are you talking about the silhouette or something?
The side, the silhouette
The silhouette
Particularly in the area of torso transitioning to hips
Like my... okay
Yep, that's your sexiest thing
That's like essentially my... you could've just stuck with butt, it didn't get any better after that
(both laugh)
Okay, what is the best way I can make you feel loved?
I think I know this, I should be answering these for you and then seeing if I'm right
But whatever
Oooh, no, I want to hear what you think for this one
Physical affection
Yeah, any time that you initiate touch of any kind
Yeah
I feel most loved
Thankfully you're a very touchy person
I know
So I'm always feeling loved
Yeah, like in the middle of the night if I wake up and I'm moving around
And Shane is awake, he always is like, in the tiniest little baby voice
"Cuddle"
No, this morning you were doing it and I was already wide awake
But I just went (raspy whisper) "Closer"
(both laugh)
It's always in this gremlin baby voice in the middle of the night
When you're sleepy
That's nice and sexy
Gremlin baby voice
Gremlin baby
Is our relationship physical enough for you?
What would make it better in your eyes?
Better would be intimacy... severe intimacy 24/7, never breaking
No, I think our relationship is perfectly physical
We don't have that stereotypical couple problem
Where one person wants way more intimacy than the other
I feel like we're pretty well aligned on that
Yeah
And I appreciate that, cause I can imagine that would be frustrating
If you were just like "More"
If I was just all over you
And I was just like "Hannah, I need a break, please, stop touching me"
But we're not like that, we're just like glued to each other
I know, we're like "Awww"
Alright, this is a good one
Out of the five senses, which is the most sensual to you?
Sensual, oooh
Yes, out of the five senses
Well, you smell--
I was gonna say, is it smell?
You smell awful (both laugh)
Wait, what are the senses?
Touch, taste, smell, sight
What's the last one?
Hearing
Alright, hearing no, taste no
I've never been kissing and I'm like oh, the taste of this
The most sensual thing that's ever happened
"This tastes wonderful"
Although, if you serve me some amazing pasta and I taste it
Then you feel it's very sensual
That could be, because I groan when I eat something that I like
I guess that's not the kind of sensual you were looking for
Oh my god Shane, just answer it, how is this taking so long?
Probably visual, or touch
Touch feels too obvious
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I'm a very visually stimulated person
Yeah
Oh, I'm not answering these questions
What would yours be?
No, I'm not answering these questions
Yours is touch, I know that because if I just draw my thumb down your arm
You're like (giggles)
That's true, I'm not gonna confirm or deny that
Who was the last person you cried in front of and why?
This feels very out of place in this list, doesn't it?
I feel like I should just skip this one
But it was me, wasn't it? You haven't cried with anyone else
It had to be you, and I don't even know when it was
Yeah
But you always do a great job of consoling me
I don't really though, I'm kind of awkward when people cry
I'm bad about it
No, you just hug me
I just hug you
And that's all I want in that moment
That's good, that's good to know because that's all I can really provide
And Hannah never cries
No
Like I think you've cried two times in the six years I've known you
Well, I cried when I cut my pinky tip off
I sobbed, do you remember just me sobbing?
You did sob, and it was like ten minutes after
It wasn't right away
No, it was just the fact that it happened, I got so upset
That I was just sobbing on the couch, I remember that
Yeah, I don't cry very often but that was a big one
If we met again for the first time...
This is a stupid question
If we met again for the first time
You're the one asking it
But with all the knowledge of our relationship
What would you want to say to me?
What does that... is that just..?
Are we going back in time?
I don't know
Like seven years ago?
Yes, if when we met we had all the knowledge of our relationship
Invest in Bitcoin, because... (laughs)
No, I would say let's hurry this up
Yeah, you would move right away
Well, we did two years of very very strenuous long distance
It was a whole lot of not fun
But honestly, if we knew then about our relationship
I think it would've been easier
That we would eventually... yeah, you're right
Yeah, to know it's gonna be fine in two years
You're gonna be together forever, relax a little bit, is what I would say
That's true
I wouldn't say hurry up, I'd say chill out
Chill out, no, you're right
I didn't think of that, because a big part of being long distance
Was not knowing what our timeline would be
Like how would we end up together?
Yeah
So yeah, you're right
Knowing what we know now, I'd say chill out
Okay, that was my answer actually
I'm taking yours as the answer
I'm gonna interview you
Uh huh
What do you remember from when we were falling in love?
See, that's so vague
I do, I actually have an idea
When we were long distance, we Facetimed every day
Like actually every day for hours
The quiet moments on Facetime
When maybe we were both falling asleep over Facetime together
And we would just lay there and like smile and giggle at each other
Like we were barely even talking
We were just like (giggles) "Love you, love you"
It was so cheesy, but the uncontrollable happiness
Yep, aww
And now...
And now here I am within arms reach at all moments, are you giddy?
I'm giddy
Is there something we used to do that you miss?
You know what we don't do?
We do not watch movies while we cuddle as often as we used to
Yeah, absolutely
Would you like to explain that to them?
What do you mean explain it?
That we used to cuddle during movies and now we don't?
No, like we used to in my parent's basement
Yes, we had a very strict routine
Of you would get on the couch and we would watch TV only laying next to each other
Cuddled, and now you stay in your chair
I think honestly it's because you have a glass of wine and a snack while we eat
True
Which you couldn't do laying down
Oh, while we watch a movie you mean?
Oh sorry, when we watch a movie, I think that's the biggest reason
But also just those were when we had three days together within months
Now we know that we're gonna cuddle in bed every single night
It's like why would you get on the couch right now when we could just...?
But that feels like the path to being 50 and we never even give each other kisses
It doesn't feel like that to me
So tonight we're gonna cuddle on the couch while we watch our show
Okay, go for it
Yeah, but when you're like...
As long as I don't want a snack
"I really want my snack"
I need to plan my snack before movie time
Yeah, it's a lot of planning to get that cuddle in
When we would just cuddle an hour later
We have to be very strategic about our intimacy
What is the closest you've ever felt to me?
This is the last question
Oh, I have a very specific answer
What?
After, or during, my very first spinal injection for Spinraza
Which was the first drug to treat SMA
If you don't remember, they had to put the needle into my neck, all the way into...
Like on the side, under his ear
All the way into my spinal cord
It was a very very scary procedure
And Hannah flew out to be there for it
My mom did too
Yes, she did, which is adorable
I've never felt closer to Liz
I have never felt closer to you than the moment they wheeled me...
They did the procedure, I lived, and they wheeled me back
Into the room where you were waiting for me
And you just climbed onto the hospital bed with me
Yeah
Like you enveloped me and I was so relieved that it was over, that you were there
I don't know, it was just happy
That was the worst injection, that was serious
I don't think I've ever been more stressed
Because the surgeon was like, if we mess up you're gonna die
And I was like oh
Yeah, he came in, if you've watched our videos for a long time you'll remember this
That he used the analogy, this procedure is like flying an airplane
Normally nothing will go wrong but if it does it's catastrophic
And so were were like, are you kidding?
"Alright, time to go"
And it was like "Say goodbye", it was horrible
Well, having you there afterwards I was just so happy
Awww, well that was like four years ago so I've gotta step up my game
Yeah, do something remarkable
Make sure you feel closer to me now
So, was it sexy?
Aw, I think it was intimate
I feel sexy
And sexy, I'm glad you feel sexy
Let's cuddle
Okay (laughs)
Bye everyone