- Working out is hard to do.
- Let's talk about that.
(funky electronic music)
(fire crackles)
Good Mythical Morning.
- Exercise, it's the hot new craze
everybody's talking about.
I even recently caught my kids doing it.
- Oh, scandalous.
- But working out can be complicated and hard on your body
and if you're pushing yourself to the max,
you're probably gonna end up on the ground a few times.
But that's okay, as long as you pick yourself back up
and let us laugh at ya! - Yeah.
- It's time for How Well Do You Know
What Happened To These People Who Were Getting Swole?
I just roam, I rhymed-- - Know, swole.
- I rhymed swole and know.
Okay Link--
- I didn't know you could do that.
- You've done this before.
We've been here before. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna show you some footage
and then I'm gonna pause it!
And then I'm gonna give you some multiple choices.
All these people-- - Yes.
- All these people are in the midst of exercising.
- Good for them.
- And if you get four of these right,
you win a gym towel.
- I could always use another gym towel.
- Okay, let's play that first clip.
- [Link] Okay, surveillance footage type situation.
(dance music)
- Okay. - Personal trainership
happening in the foreground but then I see something
on that treadmill back there.
- Yeah it's the treadmill lady that we want you
to be focusing on.
What happens to this treadmill lady?
A, she turns around, falls down, hits her head,
gets thrown to the floor and her phone goes flying.
- Okay. - B, she runs sideways,
trips on her shoelace, flies off the treadmill,
and loses both of her shoes.
C, she turns around, hops off the treadmill,
then tries to get back on while taking a selfie
and faceplants.
Or D, she pulls out a clipboard and asks everybody
in the gym if they have a minute to save the environment.
(Link chuckles)
- I've run into those people. - That happens.
- I always have a minute to save the environment.
Who knew it was that easy. - I say of course, of course.
I'm gonna sign this thing.
- Hmm, man, it's hard to lose both your shoes at once.
- Okay.
- Ruling that out.
(chuckles) Trying to take a selfie.
I just think it's a straight up violent tumble
where her phone goes flying, A.
- Let's show Link.
Come on, oh. - No, she took a selfie.
- [Rhett] Selfie and then, yep.
Oh! - Oh dang!
- I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Hug me. (laughs)
Ah.
That's not how I would have responded.
I wouldn't have hugged her, but you know what,
I'm not a warm person.
I hope her phone's okay.
- Wow. (Rhett chuckles)
- Link, that was incorrect. - It was.
But it was worth it.
- Well there's more where that came from.
Let's watch it.
- Oh yeah.
Oh gosh, ooh.
That is a lot of weight, dude.
- Okay, how does this weightlifter fail?
A, he stumbles backwards and snaps his laptop in half.
- Okay.
- B, he sprays liquid puke everywhere.
- Oh no. - C, he lets out a gigantic
five second long fart. - Oh!
- Or D, he quits weightlifting when he realizes
the only muscle he needs is his heart.
- Aw.
I mean, I've eked out a few farts in my gym experience.
But a five second long fart, I mean--
- Quite a release.
- After two seconds, you're running out of the gym
or you're closing the valve or something, I mean.
- Closing the valve.
- I hope he, I mean the laptop is just so inviting
now that I see it but did you just write that
'cause it's there?
He looks sick.
No, I'm going with a laptop, A.
- Okay, let's see the answer.
(bass music)
- [Link] Oh no!
- Ugh, ugh!
Ugh!
Right onto the camera person.
- So a five second mouth fart.
- Yeah, exactly. - Liquidy.
- Scoop that up, that's $50 worth of protein powder!
(Link chuckles)
Or should I say protein chowder. (chuckles)
- It did look like chowder.
Man, but what happened to the laptop?
- It's intact.
- Oh, oh for two.
- All right, Link, you're not doing well.
What's about to screw up this woman's yoga routine?
- Oh, I like how she's looking at the camera.
- Okay what's about to happen?
A, her camera is blocked by a pair of dog balls.
(Link sputters and laughs)
I hope, yeah, that.
- B, the statue tips over and shatters.
- Oh wow.
- C, a riding mower comes through and almost runs her over.
D, she goes to India and it's like totally life-changing.
And now she has a handbag line
but it's like organic hemp handbags
so it's totes not about materialism, okay?
(Link chuckles, crew laughs)
- She has a handbag and the line is called
Totes Not About Materialism.
- Yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah, what happens here man?
- Well the grass doesn't need mowing in my opinion.
- You got a lot of experience.
- Why would the statue tip over?
Man, I need point blank dog balls in my view.
Let's do it, A.
- All right, let's watch.
- [Link] Yes.
(Rhett and Link laughing)
(Link laughing excitedly)
- Oh he wanted to make sure we got the perfect angle.
- More!
Was that it?
Come on.
I love the fact that she was checking the camera,
then she stopped, then he rolls through.
- He saw the opportunity there.
That's what they call the upward dog.
(Link giggles)
All right let's keep it going.
Next one.
- [Instructor] We got 10 bricks here, guys.
Ladies.
That's a lot.
- [Link] There's a lot, 10 bricks here guys, ladies.
Okay get ready.
Okay, all right, any day now.
(baby cries)
Come on.
Okay.
(Rhett laughs)
All right.
- [Rhett] Yep, yep, you gotta make sure you get lined up.
- [Link] Seriously?
Oh! - Okay.
- Dog balls. - So--
- I'm going with dog balls.
- What happens after all that?
- What if that dog ran in front?
Yeah, he could do it. - He might.
A, he fakes pulling a muscle and walks away.
B, he slips and falls and smacks his head on the blocks.
C, he completely misses the blocks
and punches the cinder block instead.
Or D, he's still amping up to his punch to this day.
- Oh gosh.
If he fakes a pulled muscle,
I'm gonna hate this guy so hard.
- Oh you don't hate him yet, huh?
- Yeah I don't hate him.
- Good for you.
- I hope this is B, that sounds hilarious.
C does not sound physically possible.
How would he hit the, I'm going with B.
- Okay, let's watch.
(crew laughs)
- What?
Can I see that one more time?
- Yep, he missed it.
After all that, Link.
- Are you serious?
- Actually that's what it was like
the first time I made love.
(crew laughs)
- How?
- A lot of buildup.
- Oh.
Ouch.
- Okay, what goes wrong for this trampoliner?
(chuckles) Okay.
Yes, lots of potential here.
- Okay.
- A, he lands on his back and tears the trampoline
off its springs.
B, he does a flip and his shorts and underwear fly off.
C, he kicks the cameraman right in the face,
or D, a vulture grabs him by the foot and carries him away.
- (chuckles) All right.
I just feel like I know this.
Like look at those shorts, this is B.
I don't know how his underwear fly off,
but I can't wait to find out.
- Okay, roll it!
- [Guy] Do it, okay do it.
- [Link] Oh! (laughing)
- [Guy] Oh my God!
(Link laughing excitedly)
- And look, he pulled it--
- Somehow they came back.
- It came back up just up one leg.
- Yeah, this guy should be friends with the yoga dog.
- Hey!
- They'd have lots of fun just rolling around
in the grass together.
- Wow, what a friend.
- Okay Link, you know what, if you get this one right,
you get half which is not what you needed to win.
- Oh.
- Okay here's the final clip.
- Okay. - Let's watch it.
- [Guy] Oh!
- He bent over, I didn't realize, what is he doing?
- He's just flexing, man.
- He's just flexing? - Yeah yeah yeah.
That's all it is is a flex.
- Okay. - What happens as a result
of this guy's extra-hard flex?
A, he passes out cold and hits his head on the wall.
B, he poops his shorts.
C, he pops his shoulder out of its socket
and it hangs there limp. - Oh no!
- Or D, he receives the Pitbull award
for being the most cool.
(crew laughs)
- Pitbull does give out that award.
- Uh-huh. - Um, hmm.
He's straining hard.
This is A.
A. - All right, let's see.
- [Guy] (bleep) Gross is that.
Why do you have so much veins?
- [Rhett] Oh, oh, oh! (laughs)
- [Link] He just deflated.
- He actually-- - No he's fine.
- [Rhett] Oh, he's fine.
Here he comes.
- He's fine, we're just gonna sit here, uh.
- Well actually you know, you shouldn't be too concerned
about this guy 'cause this is how you earn your degree
at Arizona State.
(crew laughs)
So. (Link laughs)
Link, you know what?
- Not even a community college, man.
Lay off!
- You got three right which is not four,
but you know what, I-- - Give me the towel, man.
- I wanna give you this anyway.
This is the gym towel for you.
It is soaked in Alex's sweat.
- Oh my gosh.
No thanks.
- Well its yours for the taking.
- [Link] I lost.
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- You know what time it is.
- Hey, I'm Shane from Windsor, Ontario, Canada.
And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Shane's in the gym.
Perhaps a lot. - Perhaps a personal trainer.
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