• From bending over porcelain arses to toilets that judge the size of your penis, we count
10 more bizarre toilets from around the world.
10 - Arse, • Where do I even begin?
Well, with something that isn’t a toilet of course; that is unless you made the ‘amazing’
discovery that all pipes end in the same place, so it only makes practical and hygienic sense
to piss in the sink.
• But really, these are found in a public toilet somewhere in the world and the comments
on the internet seem to think that this would encourage men to wash their hands.
• Yeah… they really didn’t think this one through: there are plenty of filthy perverts
for sure, but that only ensures that at least one sad man will leave a sticky surprise on
those cheeks… and guess where that stain is going to end up on the next person to wash-up?
• Try and explain that one to your mates. 9 – Crusty Saltiness,
• Public toilets never look very nice and I personally have little issue with this as
long as they’re clean; it’s not like the act of pooping is all that nice in the first
place is it?
• But one man in New Zealand challenged that trend and decided to make a public toilet
that evoked the ‘crusty saltiness of the sea’, no that isn’t a joke, this is a
literal quote from the creators.
• What is it even meant to be?
All I can see is a dinosaur butt, which is appropriate in some ways, but it certainly
doesn’t make me think of the crusty saltiness of the sea, but hey, at least it’s insanely
roomy. 8 – Tits,
• So ‘sexy’ is a surprisingly common theme for novelty loos and I have a theory:
they actually want us to jerk off in the toilets because it reduces randy-ness, but it’s
also cheaper to scrape sperm off the walls than to pay for a deposit at a bank and some
porn magazines.
• Or if you don’t have a tin foil hat for each day of the week, perhaps they’re
taking the high-art of urinal graffiti too seriously, next thing you know the cubicles
will come with cock and balls wallpaper pre-installed. 7 – She Wee,
• Yes it’s New Zealand again and it still has nothing to do with sheep, this time it’s
all about size, no the toilets aren’t particularly large or small, just like my penis.
• Instead there’s this wallpaper.
Obviously they’re meant to be looking impressed, except for that women on the right, she’s
clearly taking a piddle with a she-wee and is blown away by the authentic male experience.
6 – Urinal Gaming, • If you’re not a hipster or a grandpa
then you’ve played a phone game on the toilet, and I don’t care if you claim otherwise
because neither I, nor the internet, will believe you.
• Captive Media decided to take matters into their own hands and out of yours with
a urinal that allows you to play games with a little precision and a squirt of your hose.
• The games range from a trivia challenge called ‘Clever Dick’ to a game where you
pee-paint with colours other than transparent yellow.
The best part is that there are online leader-boards taking the ‘dick waving contest’ metaphor
to a whole new level.
5 – Incredibly Public Toilets, • Easily my favourite thing to find in a
public toilet is a cubical with no doors, I mean who doesn’t want as many people as
possible to see you pee?
• Amsterdam clearly agrees with me since they decided that if prostitutes don’t get
privacy, why should urinating men?
• These incredibly public urinals are a very real thing and this guy is clearly all
about it, just look at his face, look at how happy he is about peeing while anyone could
watch, or say take a photo of him with or without his permission.
4 – Sterile Workplace, • I don’t know about you, but when I take
a toilet break at work, I calculate exactly how much I’m being paid to squeeze excrement
from my more intimate sphincter.
• But wouldn’t you know that someone out there decided to put an end to this glorious
pass-time by installing a computer in the crapper.
• The most impressive thing is that it was clearly done in the nineties or early naughties
since it required them to hook up a CRT and fax machine, at least they were kind enough
to put in an ergonomic seat cover.
• Then again, maybe I got it all wrong and the company is even cheaper than I thought
and instead of getting a bigger building they decided that those toilets could be a great
place for the intern to hate the world just that little bit more.
3 – Pretty Sure This is Blasphemy on Like Eight Levels,
• Want to pray to the Virgin Mary but don’t have time to go to church?
You have a few options, buy a rosary, listen to the audio version of the bible read out
by Morgan Freeman, or pee into a porcelain shrine of her.
• In all seriousness I have no clue if this is sacrilegious or blasphemous or whatever,
but I’m pretty sure it is since you’re peeing on a holy idol, I mean China has some
weird bootleg products, but this one is going to piss some people off.
2 – Peeple Watching, • Another artist decided to change the way
you crap with ‘Don’t Miss a Sec’, you might assume this means that there’s a monitor
with the news inside or something, but you would be horribly wrong.
• Monica Bon-vi-chi-knee decided that a one way mirror would be the best way to do
a deuce, luckily she was wise enough to make it an inside-to-outside view.
• Personally I’d wait for someone to go in, stand outside of it and stare inside,
watching, unblinking, constantly mouthing the words ‘I can see your sixth little piggy.’
1 – No Privacy • Paying to use a toilet is insane, but
yet it exists all over the world, I’ve personally never come across it myself, but apparently
this is an actual thing that people have to pay for.
• It’s not a relic of the past either, a public toilet opened in Madison Square,
New York in 2008 and it was opened with a ceremony, but that’s not the worst part
about this toilet.
• It doesn’t even have a seat, just look at that… oh yeah it also opens the doors
after fifteen minutes whether your pants are on or not, but that’s beside the point.