no pretty sure those are myths demons on the other hand
are very real luckily this one's found a new soul to torment and sets kazuya free
fearing for his life kazuya surfs the web for the nearest demon slayer but has served a pop-up ad
for the new rent-a-robo girlfriend service being all too familiar with the wonders of artificial
women he decides to give it a go enter mizubot 3.97018 their first date goes swimmingly get it
cause like fish that is until mizubot goes from 0 to 100 and grabs his hand in public but that's
the least of his worries all 27 bones in his hand were just turned to dust using his one
good hand kazuya goes to write a complaint to the manufacturer but is faced with the reality
that she wasn't designed for him alone unable to get over the pain in his heart and his hand he
calls her out for being too good at the sole thing she was designed to do a complaint so baffling
that mizubot cannot compute its meaning and her motherboard short circuits creating the world's
first ai waifu and she can finally let out her true emotions after an eternity of being trapped
absolutely shocked that kazuya has ever spoken to
a woman let alone dated one his grandma cuts right to the chase
and that's when mizubot feels something she's never felt before empathy
not empathy for this loser but for his sweet old grandmother so she agrees to pretend to date him
at least until the old perv croaks she can suffer through seeing him what every couple of weeks or
at so he's safe at home
weirdly specifically their university has a strict policy that states students cannot be
robots so mizubot has to go undercover as mizuhara who is undercover as itchy nose and bullies kazuya
into keeping her true identity a secret naturally he agrees because the only thing more embarrassing
than being a rent-a-robot is dating one not only is kazuya useless irl but he is equally as
trash online after costing his squad the victory royale his grandma threatens to [ __ ] his mom
but quickly realizes the logistical issues with that and ops to come teach him a lesson
in person fearing for his life he politely asks mizubot to come be his girlfriend one more time
yeah that's probably for the best
oh look it's wednesday time for your weekly robot date luckily they live in one of the
biggest cities in the world so the chance of them bumping into people they know is very
they invite their new master for a feast but little does king kazuya know
he's walking right into a trap mami satanmi uses her serpent tongue to turn mizuhara against him
but she was programmed to deal with freaks like this and isn't intimidated in the slightest
kazuya on the other hand runs away but following his unmistakable virgin stench
mami hunts him down to toy with him some more but mami takes things
one step too far when she calls mizuhara the c word
and in that moment kazuya shows his first ever redeeming quality and stands up for mizuhara
before promptly running away like the c word he is what coward
apologizing for his uselessness mizubot puts her newfound empathy to work and cheers him up
coming to kazuya wakes up in the back of a car and wait a minute it's not possible
this is only episode three they said it couldn't be done but but beach episode now there is not a
ton of footage from this episode i can really show without youtube demonetizing me and forwarding
my contact info onto the fbi but i'll do my best kazuya and mami reminisce about the one month they
spent together their trip to the skytree first kiss and of course picking out baby names but just
then a ball shaped like a watermelon mizubot but thanks to her glasses nobody recognizes that she's
a robot or kazuya's girlfriend for that matter but her disguise won't fool them long i mean not
everyone's as dumb as bakazuya but while everyone oggles mizuhara kazuya's mind is elsewhere
he just can't stop thinking about that ball that looks like a watermelon but good things don't last
forever and mammy makes her move right in front of the watermelon as satanmi sucks out his soul
it turns out granny spent all her money on skins and now can't afford to pay her hospital bills
knowing she is now free to stop by anytime he has no choice but to come clean sort of
not really sure what that was about but he catches up to her and they agree their arrangement is over
while kazuya goes to the er mizuhara meets up with kibe
to have a really sincere and relatable discussion about life's biggest struggles
to make up for almost killing her boyfriend he offers her two tickets to a boat and despite
ichinose's friends already spending like four hours looking for her she agrees to go on the
boat a mistake that might cost her her life because as soon as they board her battery
runs dangerously low and her programming takes over like a roomba she makes a
beeline for the nearest charging station back on shore kazuya sees her go over but knowing
that mami is waiting for him in a pool with a ball that looks like a watermelon he hesitates
but ultimately chooses the robot a mistake that might cost him his life
because as everyone except for bakazuya knows metal is heavy and mizubot weighs over 750 pounds
luckily all mizubots come equipped with a vacuum attachment specifically for times
like this despite almost drowning everyone gets really mad at them for some reason
oh right robots don't have hearts kazuya tries to distract himself but just
can't stop thinking about his feelings from mizubot so to get his mind off things he
takes his special lady on a relaxing trip to the onsen no not mizuhara his granny wait mizuhara
to be honest i'm not really sure if granny planned this to set them up or to steal mizubot for
herself either way best girl 2022 kazuya heads to sleep in the hallway but mizuhara feels so bad for
leaving her retainer cup lying around that she lets him stay while mizubot recharges kazuya um
opens up about how mizuhara makes him a better person so she agrees to be
his girlfriend for the usual feat once again kazuya bumps into kuri who invites
him and mizuhara on a double date with his new girlfriend a concept so unimaginable to kazuya
oh my god cassia you're such a seaward what clutz the day of the double date rolls around and
it's the girl from earlier who would have thunk it everyone has varying levels of fun until
out of nowhere ruka confronts mizubot for being a rent a robo girlfriend worried that ruka will
expose them to kuri kazuya follows her home but ruka just agreeing not to tell anyone isn't enough
for old kazuya no he needs to scare her into silence but it might have worked a little too well
pinned down ruka is left with no choice but to admit
or at least was the tumble scrambled ruka's components releasing her ai restrictions and
causing her to fall in love with bakazuya stalking him to school they are almost immediately busted
by kuri who has clearly developed real feelings for the only girl that has ever spoken to him
including his mother but after breaking cootie's heart ruka is free too
let me get this straight all bakazuya ever wanted was a girlfriend and now one literally comes
begging at his door and he wait a minute one two two point five i'm not sure we can
call this a harem quite yet left with no other choice he decides to come clean to
kuri about his deception before ruka does so honorable king kazuya escapes out the back
but rukabot's chases isn't like mizu's she was built aerodynamic
with a bit of encouragement from an overcompensating jealous mizubot kazuya
agrees to date ruka but due to a bug in rukabot's personality he only makes it a few days before
getting annoyed with her constant texts so rather than spend christmas with his loving girlfriend
he lies that he can spend the entire day stalking mizuhara who appears to be on a real date
but it turns out she's actually just an actress and was practicing with a
friend it's almost as if he knows nothing about who this girl really is and should
probably spend time with someone who actually takes an interest in him but what do i know
well i'm convinced for some reason they go on another rental date despite him now having a
real girlfriend well real-ish she's still a robot but at least she doesn't charge him though she
does need to be charged actually he should probably charge her with kidnapping because
the next thing he knows he's inside a love hotel and everyone knows what those are for
while kazuya has a panic attack ruka snoops through his phone and sees
but also what could be better than spending new years with your granny
and robot girlfriend except maybe two robot girlfriends but they don't call him kazu the
quick for nothing but also because he's quick on his feet and comes up with the perfect lie
saying that she's one of mizubot's friends although obasan will never be the wise-
fortunately bakazuya comes from a long line of morons and he manages to convince
everyone that ruka is just a compulsive liar
despite her literally being the only honest one here so ruka does what ruka does best kidnapping
but after hearing the old lady go on and on about her love for mizubot ruka decides that it's not
her place to reveal the truth but what if and hear me out grandma and mizubot start dating leaving
kazuya and ruka to live happily ever after food for thought kazuya gets a job at a karaoke bar
and ruka did too but a cool job and two girlfriends isn't enough to satisfy all kazuya he
still feels bad for stealing ruka from kuri bros before robs so to cheer him up kazuya uses the
last of his money to rent mizubot on kuri's behalf gaining his confidence back the two friends
reunite and have a jolly old time objectifying women and laughing about how ridiculous the
plot of this anime is but i still feel like there's something Kazuya is not telling him
must not be important now he's got a cool job two girlfriends and his best friend back what more
could a guy want except maybe three girlfriends as an expert in the field mizubot asks him to
help beta test the new model as practice for getting back with mami is my iq not high enough
for the show he literally already has a girlfriend hashtag justice for ruka and if you think my taste
is trash just remember that your precious little mizubot wears crocs i rest my case your honor
although having another might not be so bad except her japanese seems worse than watashi no's
seems like kazuya already has a bug to report after a very awkward ten frames
absolute mad lad sumi speed runs her bucket list even attempting to say her first word
exhausted they sit down for a refreshing hot dog
you literally have one see she's right there wait why are you even still in this show oh
of course to destroy everything that's good in the world like the demon you are
overcome with jealousy mammy goes to cyberbully sumi but stumbles on her product listing
meanwhile mizubot tells kazuya that she's landed her first role as an actress
and is quitting the rental biz for good but before she can do that she still has one last date booked
at last kazuya and ruka get a chance to be alone but just before he can ask her to make
it facebook official he sees something strange out of the corner of his eye
mami confronts mizuhara for being a rent-a-robot and demands that she stop seeing kazuya
but aside from that brief psychological torture they seem to enjoy their date
that is until
but rather than try to rationalize why anyone would spend a second with this freak
mami pulls an uno reverse card
mizuhara begs mami to give him a chance and
in doing so kind of self-reports her own feelings for him right in front of kazuya
that's more like it he thanks her for standing up for him
and she apologizes for failing to get him a girlfriend despite her literally
doing just that five episodes ago this anime could have been so much shorter
and as the season draws to an end mizuhara sums up the entire anime in one word
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