- LAST WEEK, I MENTIONED THAT IT WAS FACEBOOK'S
TENTH ANNIVERSARY,
AND I WANTED TO CELEBRATE IT,
SO I THOUGHT WHAT I WOULD DO
IS I'D START OFF THE WEEK BY GOING THROUGH
ALL OF YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES THAT YOU HAVE--
YOU POSTED THEM.
AND, UM...
SO I WANT TO SHARE SOME WITH THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
IF THAT'S OKAY.
[cheers and applause]
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER 'CAUSE I'M DOING IT ANYWAY,
BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT IT.
JOSEPH RAMIREZ AND MICHELLE AQUINO
AND DANIEL DEL CORNIO--
CORNEO?
HI, YOU CAN STAND UP, IF YOU'D LIKE.
[cheers and applause]
HI, HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING?
- GOOD.
- OKAY. - YEAH?
OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA SHOW?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHICH ONE IS JOSEPH? JOSEPH?
JOSEPH, THIS IS A PICTURE
THAT YOU POSTED WITH YOUR TWO FRIENDS.
LET'S TALK A LOOK.
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S ME.
- YEAH.
IS THAT YOU UP THERE?
[laughter]
YOU'RE ON TOP. I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE ON TOP.
WHAT--WHY? WHY?
WHY?
- WE WERE REALLY BORED.
- YOU WERE BORED?
- YEAH.
- WE ALL DO THAT WHEN WE'RE BORED.
- WE COME FROM A SMALL TOWN.
- YEAH. - I LIKE IT.
- IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH IT?
YOU'RE STANDING UP.
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?
- ME? - YEAH.
- I'M THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE.
- OH. THAT'S YOU.
JOSEPH TOOK THE PICTURE AND POSTED IT.
- THAT'S--YEAH.
THE TOP IS ME, AND THAT'S HIS FACE.
- WELL, WE KNOW THAT.
[laughter]
YEP.
AND YOU'RE SAYING, LIKE, "MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE, EVERYBODY."
[laughter]
ALL RIGHT, HAVE A SEAT. THANKS FOR SHARING THAT WITH US.
[cheers and applause]
WHERE IS LOUIS LUCAS? WHERE ARE YOU?
LOUISE OR LOUIS?
- LOUIS. - LOUIS.
UM, LOUIS,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SHOW?
- NO, I'M SCARED.
- THE AUDIENCE-- NO, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
[laughter]
[audience cheers]
LOUIS, YOU ARE WHAT THEY CALL "THE WHOLE PACKAGE."
ALL RIGHT, SO THERE'S SOME LARGE, LARGE MARGARITA GLASSES.
THERE'S A SHOT GLASS THAT YOU JUST KEEP AROUND YOUR NECK
THAT IS ON A-- I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
BUT YOU REMAIN-- YOU HOLD ONTO YOUR DIGNITY
WITH THAT HAT.
YOU SAY--
WHAT--WHAT WAS GOING ON THERE?
- UM, IT WAS FOR A CALENDAR, ACTUALLY,
AND I WAS MR. CINCO DE MAYO.
[laughter]
- OH!
CONGRATULATIONS.
THAT'S MUY BIEN RIGHT THERE.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME "ELLEN" UNDERWEAR,
SO YOU CAN POSE IN SOME "ELLEN" UNDERWEAR.
[cheers and applause]
CAROL--CAROL ROCK AND CASEY CHRISTIANSEN,
WHERE ARE YOU?
HI.
HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING?
- GREAT. - FANTASTIC.
- GOOD. FANTASTIC.
OKAY, HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW EACH OTHER?
- SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, SO YOU POSTED A PICTURE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE.
- UH-OH.
- UM. LET'S SEE IT.
[laughter]
- OKAY, I HAVE AN EXPLANATION--REALLY GOOD ONE.
UM...
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THE ACTUAL GUILTY PARTY--
YES, THE ONE IN THE BACK CORNER--
- UH-HUH. BACK HERE?
- YEAH, IT WAS A NORMAL BARBECUE
UNTIL HE WALKED IN
AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, A GARDEN HOSE AND A BOTTLE OF DISH SOAP,
AND I'M JUST SAYING."
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
- I WANT YOU TO FEEL VERY, VERY COMFORTABLE,
AND SO I HAVE THIS SET UP FOR YOU OVER HERE,
IF YOU'D LIKE TO MOVE.
[laughter]
THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
- YEAH.
- THANKS FOR SENDING THOSE PHOTOS.
IF I--I WANT YOU TO KEEP POSTING YOUR FACEBOOK PHOTOS.
AND...
IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY,
YOU'RE GONNA GET AN IPAD MINI.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
AND NOW WE SHALL DANCE.