Let's get her done. Let's get it done people.
It is 8 O' clock in the morning here in TDot, ODot.
For those of you that don't know I am born and raised in Canada.
Toronto, to be exact.
How I ended up with an Australian accent, I don't know.
We're gonna say hi to my mom.
Get used to it!
MOM: Even if my face is ugly!
MAYA: It is not!
It's morning! I need to wash my face
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry mother.
You're pretty. You're pretty! It's just too early to be pretty.
Speaking of pretty, pretty little dumplings--huh?
Okay. This is me, as a child.
As a... boy rugrat.
There.
That's what you call... see, what happened?
What had happened was, I was a boy. I was born a boy.
This is my fat face.
My fat face. Boy face.
And... yeah.
That's... that's how this hot beauty came to be. Okay?
I did some work, got some work done.
That's how I learned how to do, you know, drag makeup and all that.
'Cause... I was a boy. I'm not really a girl.
I'm a gay boy trapped in a black woman's body.
Anyways!
T.M.I!
I've been working.
Look at this, people.
Some updates; I know I need to edit. I need to edit. Major. Majorly.
But, okay.
Mercedes-Benz fashion week in New York.
Ohh! Sneak peak! Behind the scenes.
Let's not.
So... for those of you that don't know, who haven't been to my Facebook,
my Instagram, or my Twitter...
Let's turn the volume off, 'cause it's too much.
But this is what I did.
Can we get a close up? I dressed up.
For the first day of fashion week. I was a diva. Look at that!
Throwing, giving it, to the cameras.
No, it is not Nikki Minaj. It is Maya.
Shameless Maya.
Anyways, enough of that nonsense.
Okay?
Back to me!
I am here for my brother and his fiance's engagement party.
It was amazing, I love love. I love celebrating it.
If you don't love love, I'm wanna give you a big hug. Okay?!
[singing] If you don't love love, I'ma give you a hug.
But yeah... that's pretty much it. I think.
TIFF, Toronto International Film Festival, did I say that?
I saw a film, an Australian film.
Amazing, The Sapphires. You've gotta check it out if you're in Australia.
And distributers you gotta buy it, if you're in North America.
What else?
Ow, heavy.
I went to a TIFF party last night, for writers, directors, and producers, yo.
Because we gonna be taking shameless to T.V. Okay?
YouTube is great, but... mama Maya needs, a production company that will do this on the tele.
Ah... that's more comfortable.
Anyways, I'm here until... Wednesday.
Today's Tue--I'm here 'till tomorrow!
But I'm gonna be crazy with fashion when I get back.
Editing. Brianna is coming back. The curly videos are coming.
They've already been shot, actually.
I just need to edit them and upload them.
And, yeah. Now that fashion week will be over, that will be coming.
What else will be coming?
Daily videos?
Maybe not daily. But, vlogging. More vlogging.
Because the whole thing with being shameless, is not being ashamed of not the best videos.
I don't like not good videos.
But, what happens is I never end up putting any videos in between. So it takes long.
Blah, blah, blah!
Inner dialogue.
More coming. I miss you. I think about you. I love you.
Un besitos, por favor. Un besitos.