AHH!
AAH!
OH!
Bill: IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE KIDS HAVING A GOOD TIME.
LET'S GO, EVERYBODY!
Bill: WHILE THE KIDS WERE PLAYING IN THE SNOW,
JENNIFER AND I WENT OVER TO CHECK OUT THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE,
WHICH HAS A SLOPE ON IT THAT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR SLEDDING.
I WASN'T GOING TO LET THE KIDS TRY IT FIRST,
SO I DECIDED TO LOOK THE ALLIGATOR IN THE MOUTH,
AND JUST DIVE RIGHT IN.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THAT WAY.
IT WAS NOT MY MOST GRACEFUL OF MOMENTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.
THERE YOU GO. YOU DID IT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I PROVED THAT IT WASN'T TERRIBLE
AND THAT THE KIDS MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE FUN,
AND THEN I FOUND MYSELF STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2 FEET OF SNOW.
WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
GETTING TO THIS TREE.
GOOD.
NOW, I HAVE A 15-INCH IN-SEAM,
WHICH MEANS THAT THE SNOW IS LIKE 9 INCHES ABOVE MY IN-SEAM.
SO JUST DO THE MATH THERE,
AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTING OUT OF THAT.
AND SO I SLID DOWN THE REST OF THE WAY.
BACKWARDS THIS TIME.
DADDY, I WANT TO GO ON THE SLED!
YOU WANT TO GO ON THE SLED? ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
HOLD ONTO THE ROPE.
Bill: YEAH. YOU HOLD ONTO THE ROPE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
READY?
ONCE THEY SAW THE HILL, I THINK AT THAT POINT THEY SAID,
"YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS LOOKS PRETTY DUMB."
ALL RIGHT. MOM IS GONNA RISK HER OWN LIFE FOR THIS.
Jen: I DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANT THE KIDS
TO GO BY THEMSELVES FOR THE FIRST TIME.
SO EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T THE ONE AS DAREDEVILISH AS BILL,
I THINK HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME
TO GO DOWN WITH THE KIDS
BECAUSE THE SLEDS WERE ONLY SO BIG,
AND I'M SO TINY.
OH, MOMMY IS GONNA DIE. OKAY. -NO. YOU'RE NOT.
JUST HOLD ON. -ALL RIGHT.
SO I JUST HAD TO PUT THE KIDS FIRST, AND JUMP RIGHT IN.
-BYE! -OH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WAS THAT FUN, BUDDY?
IT WAS SCARY TO MOM, BUT IT WAS FUN.
ZOEY, DIDN'T THAT LOOK LIKE FUN?
ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME FIVE.
WE DID IT.
AND AFTER THAT, WILL WAS FINE.
HE WAS READY TO GO DOWN THE SLED.
READY? ZOEY, PUSH THEM.
QUINN, STEER! STEER!
OH.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. -YAY!
Jen: NOW, ZOEY ON THE OTHER HAND,
SHE STILL DIDN'T WANT TO GO.
I COULDN'T CONVINCE HER TO GO,
BUT SHE FINALLY SAID SHE WOULD ONLY GO WITH MOM.
OKAY. HOLD ONTO HER BOOT.
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS, ACTUALLY.
Zoey: DON'T PUSH ME!
DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE NOT FEELING GOOD ABOUT IT?
[BLEEP] WHO DID THAT?
[ SCREAMING ]
HOW WAS THAT?
ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU CRYING OR SMILING?
YOU DID PUSH HER DOWN,
BEFORE SHE HAD A CHANCE TO MAKE THE DECISION.
YOU'RE OKAY. THAT WAS FAST, HUH?
YEAH. MOMMY SCREAMED, TOO. SORRY.
SEEING ZOEY AND I GETTING FLUNG DOWN THIS SLOPE,
I'M SURE IT'S HILARIOUS TO WATCH.
OH, WILL? HE PUSHED US BOTH.
WE'LL TAKE IT UP WITH WILL LATER, OKAY?
TO BE HONEST, I THOUGHT IT WAS BILL, SO...
BUT WE DID GREAT. WE DID A GREAT JOB.
WE DIDN'T FALL OVER. GIVE ME FIVE.
GIVE ME FIVE.
THAT SILLY WILL.
WE'RE GONNA GO FOR A HAYRIDE.
YOU READY?
YOU READY TO GO FOR A HAYRIDE?
SO, WE SELECTED A HAYRIDE
WHERE THERE WEREN'T ANY OTHER PEOPLE ON IT,
SO WE PICKED A TIME THAT WAS REALLY SLOW.
ZOEY, READY?
[ Grunting ] HERE WE GO.
YOU READY TO GET IN THERE? GO FOR A RIDE?
I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A HOLIDAY HAYRIDE,
AND THIS IS DEFINITELY A VERY TEXAS THING TO DO.
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OOH, LOOK AT THE LIGHTS!
WOW!
BABA. WOW.
ZOEY, LOOK. AREN'T THEY PRETTY?
[ KIDS BABBLING ]
OH, MY GOODNESS. WILL, LOOK.
SEE SANTA? THE REINDEER.
WOW!
WOW! IS THIS FUN?
[ CHUCKLES ]
I THINK THE HAYRIDE'S A HIT...
WITH ZOEY.
THIS FUN?
WHOA! THAT'S -- NOW, THAT'S A CRAZY HOUSE.
Bill: MY OPINION OF DECORATING YOUR HOUSE IS
YOU EITHER GO BIG OR YOU GO HOME.
OH, THEY DID WHAT WE DID WITH THE FRONT LAWN.
OH, THEY DID. THE LIGHTS ALONG THE EDGE.
LOOK AT MOMMY.
OH, THAT'S GONNA BE A GOOD PICTURE.
[ LAUGHS ] WILL. HEY.
STOP.
[ CRYING AND BABBLING ]
YOU WANT YOUR DRINK, WILL?
WANT YOUR DRINK?
MY DRINK.
HE DRANK IT ALL.
OH. OKAY, YOU'RE DONE.
HEY, CAN YOU SMILE? YOU WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE?
YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE?
IF YOU ONLY HAD THE SENSE TO CUT IT OFF SHORT,
LIKE, WHILE THEY'RE STILL SMILING,
IT WOULD'VE BEEN A PERFECT EVENING.
BUT, NO, OF COURSE, ONE OF THEM IMPLODES.
[ CRYING ]
OKAY.
HOW MUCH LONGER FOR THE RIDE? [ LAUGHS ]
AND WE'RE DONE.
SO WE TRIED TO GET OUT OF THAT NEIGHBORHOOD
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT.
WE GOT OUR OWN HAYRIDE.
NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS AND...
LIKE STAYING AWAY FROM PEOPLE.
LIKE STAYING AWAY FROM EVERYONE.
YOU SAY "BYE-BYE"?
SAY "BYE-BYE." SAY "BYE-BYE."
THANK YOU. BYE-BYE.
HOME. HOME?
YEAH. HOME WE GO.
A SWORD?
Jen: IF I SEE A SWORD, WE'LL GET ONE, OKAY?
SO, WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS,
I CAN PRETTY MUCH NOT TELL WHERE WE'RE GOING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, WILL? YOU LIKE THESE TREES?
THEY LOOK LIKE THE ONES AT HOME?
Will: YEAH.
OH, I LIKE HOW THE LIGHTS CHANGE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS.
Susan: OH, THAT'S PRETTY.
THAT'S VERY PRETTY. WOW.
THE KIDS, I THINK -- I THINK THEY LIKED IT ALL.
Will: I WANT A SWORD.
HE WANTS A SWORD.
LOOK AT THIS. I THINK WE FOUND THEM.
THIS ONE OR THAT ONE? THAT.
THAT ONE. OKAY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA GET.
THANK YOU.
WILL -- HE GETS, LIKE, THIS, YOU KNOW, STAFF.
IT'S LIKE A HALF-SWORD WITH A CRYSTAL BALL ON THE END.
OF COURSE, WILL FLIPS IT OVER
AND STARTS USING IT LIKE GANDALF.
COME ON, GANDALF.
AND THEN HE GETS THE CRAZY IDEA THAT, YOU KNOW, IT IS A SWORD,
AND "WHY DON'T I START ATTACKING PEOPLE?"
WATCH OUT, YOU GUYS. [ LAUGHS ]
COMING YOUR WAY.
Susan: WOW.
OHH!
Jen: DEFINITELY NEED TO BE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION
SO NO ONE LOSES AN EYE.
AND THERE HE GOES.
AND WE'RE DOWN.
BUT IT WAS A LOT OF FUN TO SEE THEM HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THAT.
COME OVER HERE.
YEAH, LET'S GO TO THE SNOW GLOBE.
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE GLOBE.
LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS.
THIS IS HILARIOUS. I KNOW.
ARE YOU READY?
SCARY.
WHOA.
I THINK THE KIDS HAD FUN WITH THE SNOW GLOBE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY QUITE UNDERSTOOD IT.
[ SCREAMS ]
Jen: WILL -- HE'S SO EXCITED TO TRY ANYTHING NEW
THAT HE WAS ALL ABOUT IT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE CAMERA. LOOK, LOOK. SAY HI.
PUT YOUR ARMS UP.
PUT YOUR ARMS UP. Susan: CHEESE.
CHEESE. GOOD JOB.
GOOD JOB, GUYS.
Bill: YOU KNOW, IT'S ANOTHER MEMORY
THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON FONDLY AND SAY, "YOU KNOW,
ANOTHER SOMETHING THAT WE DID TOGETHER,
AND WE HAD A GOOD TIME DOING."