- Can I say the thing? (laughing)
- You can say whatever you want.
- Mitchell matched with someone on Tinder recently.
- No, no, you can't say this thing!
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- Hey guys, welcome to Drunk Advice!
With Mitchell!
- How you doing?
Hi, hello, this is Mitchell Davis.
Welcome to Drunk Advice!
- Not even silently fan-girling over here.
- Don't do that, don't do that. (laughing)
So we just, I mean--
- Oh, there are rules to Drunk Advice.
- Oh, gosh, I need to know them all.
I need to know every single rule that there is.
- Rule number one, be drunk.
If you don't drink, be in the spirit of drunk.
- Okay, well I'm already there.
- Rule number two, have a friend with you.
- Boom, we did that!
(laughing)
And rule number three--
- Don't take our advice.
And you know what, for this episode,
I'm gonna say,
do not take our advice.
Unless, you do you, we'll do us, and cheers.
- Cheers to that.
- Cheers to Drunk Advice.
I'm so excited to be on this show.
I'm so excited, I've seen so many people on this show.
- The way this works--
- I'm glad to just keep drinking while you talk, right?
My chalice.
- Oh my God!
Shit, we should be drinking
out of my Medieval Times chalice.
- Oh! - I have it!
We went to Medieval Times. (laughing)
- Yeah, and you fuckin'--
- I was queen of the tournament.
I should be wearing my ribbon right now.
- Do you have it? - Yeah.
- Put on the ribbon, and I'll put my wine in a chalice.
- I'm queen of the tournament!
- Yeah, no, you really earned it!
- This is Whiskey, by the way.
- Whiskey? - The cat.
Now that we are all ready, we're prepared.
Wait, where did I put my phone again? (laughing)
We tweeted if you have any problems
that you needed our help with.
- Me and my ex get along really well,
so people keep saying we should get back together.
What do I do?
- Do you want to get back together with them?
- Yeah, I feel like that's a question
that you should be not asking me, but yourself.
Do you want to get back together?
Do you think it's a good idea to get back together?
Cause it might not be.
- Fuck what other people say.
- Yeah, I mean really--
- What do you want to do?
They're your ex, and someone is always your ex
for a reason, so remember that reason.
- And I will say it's easy to forget why they're your ex.
With time, you just start to remember the good bits,
and you've got to remember that, again,
they're your ex for a reason.
I think we should always cheers after we really
just like sell it, you know what I mean?
- How do I stop period cramps?
Please, I'm dying.
- Midol.
- What is that?
- That's a medicine we sell here that helps with--
- Is it a painkiller?
- I think it helps with periods, yes, Midol.
- Oh, so it's like a--
- Or like a baby aspirin?
- I mean, you can just take normal painkillers.
- I've never had a period, I don't know.
My body is not equipped.
I only have bits of that.
You can legit build a human inside of you.
That's amazing.
- Ahh.
- As an artist, I'm jealous, but also--
- As an artist. (laughing)
- I'm jealous, but also, um--
- As a human, you're like, good luck with that.
- Yeah, exactly.
Every time I'm happy, it feels like everyone else isn't,
and it makes me feel guilty.
What do I do?
- As someone from the internet with internet friends,
there's just a very high correlation between
people on the internet and mental health issues.
That's just a thing.
I'm a very happy person.
Currently in my life, I've never had
any mental health issues, but you never know.
- You sit next to a box of 'em.
- So, I feel you.
I'm a very happy person around a lot of unhappy people.
As someone that maybe isn't happy,
or does have mental health stuff going on,
how would you like your happy friends to behave around you?
- Just as if nothing is going on.
Don't try to sugarcoat it and make me feel like
you're being happy to make me feel happy.
I don't know, I've never been a fan of people being like,
"Let's be happy 'cause he's sad!"
It's like, let's be happy because we're happy.
Be the normal friend that you would be,
because exactly, that's the friend that they want.
- This got just too serious.
- I loved it.
Man, I am proper drunk.
Like, this is so good.
What's the next question? (laughing)
- How to deal with pricks.
- How do you deal with pricks, Hannah?
- I don't know many, because I just don't engage.
- That's what I was gonna say,
why are you surrounding yourself with people
that you even consider a prick?
You're a prick.
Is it worth starting a relationship with someone
going to a different university?
- No.
I know people that have done it, and it's been fine,
and then in like second year they've broken up.
But then, by then, they've wasted that whole of first year
being in a long-distance relationship.
- Yeah, that's the thing.
I, okay, I'm 26.
I've been in a few long-distance relationships
and it just never ends okay.
Also, I'm just like constant affection.
I need to be able to hug you every other day.
What are we talking about?
What's the question? (laughing)
So I wouldn't, ditch 'em. (laughing)
Cheers to that! (laughing)
So long distance, why the fuck would you do that? (laughing)
Have you ever put on a pair of new socks?
It's the best feeling in the world.
(laughing)
- Sarah Detrie just messaged me.
Oh, I love her.
- Oh, what'd she say?
- She wants to come to Summer Sea.
Are you coming to Summer Sea?
- I've been thinking about it.
- Please come.
- This person just said,
"Yes, hi, hello, I have a problem."
- What is your problem?
- Leave it in the comment section below, and--
- We'll get back to you.
I'm an American from Texas moving to Sydney in two weeks.
- Australia? - Yes, I'm assuming.
What should I put in my Tinder profile when I move?
- Oh! Okay, I know.
- Only because we talked about Tinder earlier
and I would love to know what you would say
to change in your profile.
- Okay, well, so I have done this before
when I used to have Tinder,
and I would come to America.
- You don't still have Tinder?
- No, I deleted all my dating apps,
because I don't like them.
- Yeah, me too.
- I'll occasionally re-download, and like do it
for like 24 hours.
- Okay, okay, so you're human.
That's what I wanted to make sure
is that you're a human being.
And you was like, "Ah, I might download it again."
- Whenever I'm in America, I'll be like,
British girl in LA. (clicks tongue)
- Honestly, I'm sorry, I'm burping.
Um, honestly, Tinder has become such a norm
in terms of just meeting...
Excuse me, I'm burping again, God dammit! (laughing)
- This is gonna cut any second and I need to pee.
(belching)
- Keep that in, 'cause that's real.
That's real shit.
(belching)
This wine is great.
- Ooh, this is a really good question.
- Ask away!
- How do you tell the difference between a fuck boy
and someone who's a charmer?
- Oh, I don't, okay.
- I don't know.
I think it's like with time you find out.
- I was gonna say the aesthetic of their closing. (laughing)
Their closing!
You can kind of tell a fuck boy by how angled their hat is.
I feel like that's pretty accurate.
- Fuck yes.
Oh, mine's got nothing in it.
That made an incredible noise.
- How do you make a good first impression
when meeting someone new and you're a shy person?
- Shout loudly.
- Be yourself!
Honestly, use your words, talk to them.
Let them know how you feel.
- Why are you being so sincere?
Next question. - Because it's the truth!
- Next question!
How do I stop freaking out about everything?
- Oh my gosh.
- Meditation, mindfulness.
- What was the wine that we drank?
How to accept that not everything, including yourself,
is gonna be perfect?
Ooh. - Nothing is perfect!
- Yeah, that's the thing, it's easy.
Nothing is perfect.
- How do you stop caring about hate comments?
Okay, Bo Burnham said a thing that I, like,
have thought about for ages, and then he said it.
And I was like, "Yes!"
So, haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love,
disregard both sides, and it leaves a healthy medium.
- That is so true.
Ooh, how do you ask a person out low-key?
- So there are some people in the world
that don't give you any signals,
and also they will never,
they just won't give you anything.
You have to do the things.
- As someone who is so shy and never about
initiating anything, that is how you got to do it.
'Cause when that happens also, I find like a weird charisma
in you that I'm just like, you're so cool.
- I'm the opposite, 'cause I always make the first move.
And I don't know whether that's because I like
making the fist move, or I'm just attracted to people
that I have to make the first move.
- See, I can't do it.
I cannot make the first move.
It's like--
- I've just become really good at it.
But I still hate doing it.
No, I like doing it, I hate having to do it.
- Oh, but-- - There's a difference.
- Yeah, there's definitely a difference.
I don't know.
It's definitely a work of art.
People who are good at making first moves,
are really good at making first moves.
- I think I'm really bad at them,
because I'm not subtle.
- I don't believe that, next question.
- Stevie come in here.
- It's the truth, come in here, seriously.
- [Voiceover] I look like shit right now.
- You're a beautiful human!
- You guys are wasted!
- Look, I am so wasted. (laughing)
I mean, right, isn't that important?
- Yeah. - Thank you.
- I wasn't listening. (laughing)
- Thank you for watching!
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- Medieval Times edition.
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- I've not done repeats.
- Really? - No.
- I'll be the first repeating guest. (laughing)
- Bye!
- Slow zoom in on my face.
- Bye!
- Aww, man.
You ever feel so drunk in your face?
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