It can be tough to write a dialogue for a video game
it could also be tough to translate dialogue from another language so what happens when you combine bad dialogue and
Bad translations, well you get some pretty hilarious
Subtitles and video games what's up? Guys Jimmy here welcome to chaos top tens and today
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And we put up a brand new gaming top 10 every single night now. Let's go over some really really funny
subtitle fails in video game
kicking off our list today at number 10
We have the game known as zero winged released all the way back in 1989 for the arcades
Zero Wing is a side-scrolling shoot-'em-up with a sci-fi theme the game became famous for its line all your base are
Belong to us, but there are plenty of others to go along with this including you're on the way to destruction
Somebody set up us the bomb and my personal favorite
Take off every Zig zero wing is said to be one of the first internet gaming
sensations due to how terrible the translations are and
Honestly, it's a perfect way to kick off this list and you just wonder when somebody's doing the translating the dialogue the subtitles
do not spellcheck ivy come on a
Number 9
X-men arcade aside from being not a great game this side-scrolling beat-em-up starring the iconic x-men had seemed awful
Dialogue especially from your boy Magneto this one isn't much of a subtitle screw-up since the game didn't really have subtitles
But it just has to make the list due to how atrocious the lines are with lines like are you ready?
Welcome to die or I am
Master of magnet X chicken you are dead and magneto is over there
How could you not give a shout-out on a list like this to a game with some really really bad lines
At number 8. We have a Japanese rail shooter that pretty cool game Aero fighters ton of fun
but for whatever reason is
Written with translation errors in the English versions the first game debuted all the way back in
1992 in the arcades and there have been plenty of ports for it since its released because
It was very very popular and it had a sequel in 1994 one of the most famous
mistranslations comes from the original game where the main character was having a bit of an identity crisis and said to himself a
Mechanical body is useful, but a live body is best
Yes, then in Aero fighters 2 we were introduced to a dolphin wearing a pilot's helmet who told the player
I never thought I'd be frying over a jungle before before if you want a good laugh
And you want some fun rail shooter gameplay mixed in with it you should probably check out any of the Aero fighters games
They have plenty of fails in them, but it's always good when you have a game that fails, but the game is still fun
We have a lot of older games on here because I guess people
Check them a little better now, but that's not to say that there aren't plenty of mistakes in your modern games as well
But we're gonna stick in the 90s and number 7 the art of fighting first released in the arcades in
1992 the art of fighting is a fighting game that is actually called Fist of dragon and tiger in Japan
It's a way cooler name. If you ask me that our to fighting, but to each his own
I'm not sure how you go from that super awesome title like that to art of fighting
But when you look at some of the mistranslations in the game
I think it the mystery becomes a little more clear perhaps the most famous comes from one of the characters proclaiming
I am woman feel my kick and moan, okay, okay?
Not sure why you're bringing your kick and bone into a fight, but to each their own
I guess I I would say I would I guess I would I would think I am woman hear me roar
Not I am woman feel my kick and moan who comes up with stuff seriously
It's laughable, but then it's also kind of sad
and
Number six one of the most classic games if you've never played this go find a port go find it on
Some flash something I don't know but play the game Akari warriors the arcade game was released in 1986 and featured fun
vertically side-scrolling gameplay with a ton of
Guns and explosions very very fast paced game once you manage to burn through all of your quarters, though
And you reach the end of the game general Kawasaki
That's right general, Kawasaki send you a message to thank you for all of your bravery and your good deeds
What does the message say you may ask well it reads you have accomplished the mission
You are the very prevail or that protect right and justice I would express my sincere. Thanks to you take good rest
I'm the very prevail, er well. Well Thank You general motorcycle, Kawasaki. I truly truly appreciate that and
Maybe I should do a top 10 most just
Unrewarding and endings in video games because this one would be right up there
Cracking into the top 5 today, and I don't have a lot of words for you guys for this
So I just want you to take a look Zelda 2
Adventure of Link there's not really much to say about it
So I'm just gonna let you guys look at it for a second, and then we're gonna move on to number 4
At number 4
And it just sucks that the word Ghostbusters has such a bad rap right now because the originals were
absolutely amazing before the awful 2016 game and before the awful Sanctum of slime game from
2011 there was an almost equally awful Ghostbusters video game for the original NES the game is simple its straightforward
So at least we'll give it credit for being competent when compared to other Ghostbusters games out there
But it's still pretty bad
Well made the game famous is it's horrible in screen if you manage to force your way through this entire game
You will be treated to a screen reading
Congratulation, I can't even say it right you've completed a great game
Improved the justice of our culture now go rest our heroes keep in mind
This wasn't a translated Japanese game this was an american-made game meaning that they can't blame the translation process
for the horrible horrible
Spelling that went on with this how do you make a game that goes out to?
Thousands tens of thousands millions of people and not get your sentences properly. I just I don't get it
And number three speaking of terrible end screens next up on the list we have
Ghosting goblins old old-school game right here if you've ever played
It's a classic side scroller
but
Much like Ghostbusters getting the in screen doesn't exactly make you feel like a champ
Once you read it aside from being an insanely hard task to even get to the end of this game this game was hard
Once you finally get there you want to be rewarded right. Nope you have another you'll read
Congratulation the story is happy end. Thank you
so you make me grind for hours and hours days and days play one of the hardest side-scrollers ever made in gaming history and
This is the reward that I get that my friends. That's just it's not only lackluster. It kind of pisses me off
Speaking of side-scrolling games at number 2 we have
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one of the best arcade beat-em-ups ever made the original Ninja Turtles debuted in the arcades in 89
It was critically acclaimed for its fighting its visuals its humor and let's just face it
It's all-around awesomeness the game doesn't really have many missed translations or typos due to there not being a ton of dialogue
But if you've ever made it to the end of this classic you'll probably know why it's on this list
Upon beating the final boss you're treated to an epilogue that reads freaked the foots
Mangled the mousers and totaled the Technodrome, that's turtle power
But what about the shredder and Krang burned to toast vaporized to milkshake or escape to Dimension X?
Until we know none of us can sleep safely in our beds or shells honestly
I don't even know where to start with this one would be honest with you guys aside from all the misspellings
And what does vaporize to milkshake even mean and what's with all the weird punctuation?
It's just who
Whoever wrote this in screen was honestly trolling
And finally at number one today on our list is metal gear this game kicked off one of the most legendary and influential
franchises in gaming history
There's no arguing that and the first game is obviously much simpler than those that follow
But it's still pretty advanced for its time unfortunately much of the series. This is lost in the English version due to the amount of
mistranslations and great laughs you'll get from there with the most famous of them being when a guard wakes up in screams I
Feel asleep some other good ones include one of your mission briefings telling you to attempt to contact our missing gray fox the original metal
Gear is a great game. Led to a fantastic franchise like I said, but the typos and mistranslations are too
Good to not put as the number one on our list today
There you have it my friends. Those are 10 hilarious subtitle fails and video games
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